from THE CROW:
[In Fun Boy's flat]
Eric Draven: Take your best shot, Fun Boy. You got me dead-bang.
Fun Boy: You are seriously ****ed up. Did you look in your mirror? You need professional help.
[In Fun Boy's flat]
Fun Boy (after being amazed by Eric's healing hand): Jesus Christ!
Eric (sarcastically): Jesus Christ...stop me if you've heard this one. Jesus Christ walks into a hotel.
[first gunshot]
Eric (quite unemotionally): Ow. (strutting) He walks into a hotel and hands the innkeeper three nails and asks...
[gunshot 2]
Fun Boy (desperate): Don't you ever ****in' die?
Eric: "Can you put me up for the night?"
[After he gets shot in the leg]
Fun Boy: Oh God! Look what you've done to my sheets!
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