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Originally Posted by Lady Rinoa
k, so here you can post a joke and make comments about it if you like or laugh xD
So here it goes:
POSSIBLY THE VERY BEST CHICKEN JOKE EVER!
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is sitting up against the headboard smoking a cigarette,
with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and
says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."
If anyone needs it explained - read it a second time.
(I thought this was funny as hell! :P)
Anyways, go!
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You mean the question of which came first?
Ok mine is from a movie and if anyone can guess which movie it's from gets a +rep.
Not there's a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato walking down the street. The baby tomato slows down and he papa tomato gets mad and goes over to the baby tomato and squshes him. Not while the papa tomato does that he says: Catch up.