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I AM THE CAPS MONSTER · 07-06-2007, 12:58 PM

In Hartford, Connecticut: it is illegal to cross a street while walking on your hands.

In Ottumwa, Iowa: it is unlawful for a man to wink at any woman that he does not know.

In Los Angeles: you cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.

In Zion, Illinois: it is illegal to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other animals kept as pets.

In Carmel, New York: a man cannot go outside while wearing a jacket and trousers that do not match.

In St. Louis: it´s illegal to sit on the kerb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket.

In Baltimore, Maryland: it´s illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-storey window within the city-limits. It´s also illegal to take a lion to the cinema.

In Carrizozo, New Mexico: it´s forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public (includes legs and face.)

In Michigan: a woman isn´t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband´s permission.

In New York: it is against the law to throw a ball at someone´s head for fun.

The state of Washington has passed a law stating that it is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.

In order for a pickle to be officially considered a pickle in Connecticut, it must bounce.

If you sell hollow logs in Tennessee, you are breaking the law.

Oklahoma forbids a person from taking a bite out of another person´s hamburger.

Selling doughnut holes in Leigh, New England, is forbidden.

In North Carolina: it is against the law to use elephants to plough cotton fields.

In Pennsylvania: cars travelling on country roads at night must send up a rocket every mile, then wait ten minutes for the raod to clear.

In Utah: it is against the law to fish from horseback.

In South Bend, Indiana: back in 1924, a moneky was convicted the crime of smoking a cigarette and was sentenced to pay a 25 dollar fine and the trial costs.

In Oklahoma: Harthahorne City Ordinance, Section 363, states that it shall be unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.

...........And finally..........

In Gary, Indiana: people are prohibited from attending a cinema and from riding public transport within four hours of eating garlic.

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I AM THE CAPS MONSTER Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: SomeWhere Age: 16 Posts: 364 Rep Power: 4	FUNNY AMERICAN LAWS... In Hartford, Connecticut: it is illegal to cross a street while walking on your hands. In Ottumwa, Iowa: it is unlawful for a man to wink at any woman that he does not know. In Los Angeles: you cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time. In Zion, Illinois: it is illegal to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other animals kept as pets. In Carmel, New York: a man cannot go outside while wearing a jacket and trousers that do not match. In St. Louis: it´s illegal to sit on the kerb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. In Baltimore, Maryland: it´s illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-storey window within the city-limits. It´s also illegal to take a lion to the cinema. In Carrizozo, New Mexico: it´s forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public (includes legs and face.) In Michigan: a woman isn´t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband´s permission. In New York: it is against the law to throw a ball at someone´s head for fun. The state of Washington has passed a law stating that it is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag. In order for a pickle to be officially considered a pickle in Connecticut, it must bounce. If you sell hollow logs in Tennessee, you are breaking the law. Oklahoma forbids a person from taking a bite out of another person´s hamburger. Selling doughnut holes in Leigh, New England, is forbidden. In North Carolina: it is against the law to use elephants to plough cotton fields. In Pennsylvania: cars travelling on country roads at night must send up a rocket every mile, then wait ten minutes for the raod to clear. In Utah: it is against the law to fish from horseback. In South Bend, Indiana: back in 1924, a moneky was convicted the crime of smoking a cigarette and was sentenced to pay a 25 dollar fine and the trial costs. In Oklahoma: Harthahorne City Ordinance, Section 363, states that it shall be unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window. ...........And finally.......... In Gary, Indiana: people are prohibited from attending a cinema and from riding public transport within four hours of eating garlic.