According to An Englishman in Osaka, the Japanese are a devious people. Instead of just coming out and saying that Pirates of the Caribbean sucked, they instead make the handsome young actor pay for his sins by enduring a group of tiny pirate children flailing around in front of him. If you watch it frame by frame, you can actually see the moment Bloom decides that death would be a welcome alternative.
If this feels oddly familiar, you’re not going crazy (not yet at least.) GodLen brought the first installment to the world back here. That one features a much less terrified Johnny Depp undergoing the exact same routine.
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