I know this is damn long coming but I had 3 weeks without the internet and then I went on holiday. Not only that but my computer ****ed up and I ended up losing everything on my hardrive so I lost what I'd already written. I've started writing it again from scratch but I thought rather then making you wait any longer I'll post it in parts (by editing the original post) so I'm giving you a match and a backstage segment every day. Anyway, this is the first part. Feedback is GREATLY appreciated.
*”FFEW – The Return” appears on the screen as the pyro goes off and the music starts. The camera pans around the arena to show thousands of rabid fans as we bring you to our announcers for this evening, Mike Trent and Neil Keller!”
Trent – It feels God damn good to say this….”Welcome back to FFEW!” I’m Mike Trent and I’m joined by…”
Keller – Neil Keller! We’ve got a hell of a show for you tonight folks!
Trent – It’s been too damn long but we are back and on the air!
*Way I Are by Timbaland blasts out over the P.A.system as the Chairman makes his way to the ring.
Trent – And here comes our Chairman, Ryder!
Keller – And a damn fine chairman he is, I have to say.
Trent – Some may say that…although I’m sure more will say he is a sadistic, egotistical, megalomaniacal-
Keller – Enough of that Trent, show some damn respect!
*Ryder holds a mic in the middle of the ring as he waits for his music to finish
Ryder -……………Welcome back to FFEW!
*Loud cheer from the crows”
Ryder – And what a show we have for you tonight! Not that you slack-jawed yokel fans deserve it, but I’m a generous kind of guy and lets face it, you’ve all made me filthy rich. I’ll be honest with you though, I think about you fans all the time. When I’m lying there, being massaged by beautiful women, I imagine how all of you fans are doing, flipping burgers and taking orders.
*The crowd boo heavily as an “*******” chant is taken up throughout the arena.
Ryder – Anyway, enough wasting my time talking to you morons. Its time for my guest to come out! I don’t know anything about this guy, but lets let this loser out so he can have his 15 mins of fame.
*The music blares and Mr. Black walks out throwing all sorts of rapper-like signs and shouts out expletives and neighborhood representations, he climbs into the ring and stands in the middle, crosses his arms as all four ringposts flare up with fireworks.
*Ryder stares open-mouthed at the newcomer as he stands at over 7” tall and towers over the smaller man.
Mr Black – You were saying? LITTLE MAN!
Ryder - ……..
Mr. Black – I think there’s going to be a few changes round here Ryder. You see, I’ve heard a lot about how you operate things and I’ve ascertained a few things. You like to intimidate people, get in their face and wear them down, well…does it look like you can intimidate me?
Ryder - ….
*The crowd are going mad
Mr. Black – Its time for a new era in the FFEW, one where people like you won’t hold everyone down to hog the spotlight. And I’m the man to usher in this new era.
Ryder - …Ha, you’re not the first person to say that.
*Ryder goes for the cheap shot but Mr. Black blocks and takes him down with a hard right. Ryder rolls out the ring and Mr. Black goes to the turnbuckle to acknowledge the fans. Ryder creeps back inside the ring and hits Mr. Black with a chair from behind, taking the big man down. Ryder retreats back up the ramp with a big grin on his face. Mr. Black gets up suddenly and looks at Ryder in pure rage, Ryder loses his smile quickly and retreats to the back
Trent – MY GOD! Looks like we have a new challenger to Ryder’s throne!
Keller – I can’t believe the disrespect Mr. Black showed Ryder, I’m shocked and appalled.
Trent – Looks like Mr. Black is the real deal folks, maybe some changes are coming, and I’ll welcome them!
Keller – Whatever! Lets get ready for the first match!
Trent – And what a match its going to be folks, we have El Lobo Vs Tk in a TABLES MATCH!
*Whatever (Our Lady Peace) plays throughout the arena as TK makes his way to the ring, he walks slowly to the ring and stands on the turnbuckle looking out over the fans. The fans boo heavily as TK flips them the finger.
Duran Duran - Hungry Like the Wolf plays as El Lobo sprints to the ring and slides through the bottom rope, howling all the way.
*The bell rings to start the match and the both men lock up in a test of strength. El Lobo gets the better of TK and hits him with a kick to the midsection followed by a firemans carry. El lobo hits an elbow drop, picks up his opponent and suplexs him to the floor and locks in an armbar. TK screams in pain as El Lobo applies pressure to the hold, El Lobo releases the hold and goes to the top rope. TK gets up and stumbles into the ropes causing El Lobo to lose balance and fall to the canvas. TK gets the boots on El Lobo and picks him up and delivers a slap suplex, El Lobo gets up slowly only to be met with a boot to the midsection, he manages to catch the boot but TK with stunning agility hits an enziguri.
Trent – Great agility there I have to say
*El Lobo rolls outside the ring and TK is close behind. Tk gets out the ring only to be met with a hard clothesline sending him down fast. El Lobo reaches under the ring and gets a table out, as he turns around TK is up and delivers a spear
Keller – TK JUST SPEARED EL LOBO OUT OF HIS BOOTS! HE AIN’T GETTING UP!
*TK sets up the table in the middle of the ring and drags El Lobo back in. He sets up El Lobo on the table and goes to the top rope. He comes of the top rope with a huge elbow drop but El Lobo moves out of the way and TK goes crashing through the table.
Trent – TK is down and out!
Keller – This match isn’t over yet though! You have to drive your opponent through a table, that doesn’t count as a win!
*Both men are on the floor but it is El Lobo who is getting up first. El Lobo makes it to his feet and manages to get TK up by his hair. Both men are exhausted at this point and start exchanging punches, El Lobo manages a kick to the gut and goes for the seated powerbomb but TK somehow manages to power out of it and send El Lobo flying over his head. TK stumbles outside of the ring and sets up a table on the outside. TK doesn’t notice El Lobo coming at him from the otherside of the ring and is hit by surprise by a shoulder block. El Lobo picks up TK, kicks him in the stomach and sets him up for the powerbomb. TK tries to power out but can’t, as El Lobo picks him up and drives him through the table with a devastating powerbomb.
Trent – IT’S OVER! El Lobo has won the match!
Keller – What a way to start this event! Both men gave it their all by looks like El Lobo just had that little bit more stamina!
Trent – We still have plenty more to come folks! Next up we have The Welsh Paddy Vs Twilight King Vs Sephiroth Fan - Triple Threat Match
Keller – And I want to know what the hell is going to happen later with Ryder and Mr. Black!
*Numb plays out over the P.A. system as Twilight King makes his way to the ring in his Harley Davidson. He gets into the ring, takes off his cape and motions to the fans.
Let the bodies hit the floor blares out as Sephiroth appears in the ring besides Twilight King who moves out the ring in a hurry. Sephiroth stands there motionless and waits for…
Brainstorm by the Artic Monkeys plays out as multi-coloured flashing lights appear when the song first starts. They stop when only the guitar can be heard, but when the song kicks back in, spotlights of various colour move all around the arena. The Welsh Paddy jogs in, punching the air and yelling. He slides into the ring under the bottom rope and runs up onto one of the turnbuckles and punches the air repeatedly whilst roaring. He repeats this on each turnbuckle and then goes to the center of the ring, flexing his body.
*Twilight King and Sephiroth go straight for The Welsh Paddy, but both get knocked down. The Welsh Paddy kicks Sephiroth down in a corner and chokes him with a boot. Twilight King runs at The Welsh Paddy, but is met by a hard elbow to the jaw sending him crashing to the mat. The Welsh Paddy runs at Sephiroth in the corner by Sephiroth moves aside so Sephiroth hits the turnbuckle hard. Sephiroth hits The Welsh Paddy with a fast flurry of left and rights followed by a haymaker which sends The Welsh Paddy crashing out the ring.
Keller – Furious punches there by Sephiroth, you can tell this man means business.
Trent – Gotta agree with you there Keller, but looks like The Welsh Paddy is on his feet already!
Sephiroth makes his way towards Twilight King but is met with a boot to the midsection followed by a snap suplex. The Welsh Paddy makes his way back into the ring and clotheslines Sephiroth out of the ring, then applies a nervehold on Twilight King. Sephiroth grabs The Welsh Paddy from behind and tried to apply a sleeper, but The Welsh Paddy threw him down and put the nerve hold on him. Sephiroth takes The Welsh Paddy from behind with a german suplex and locks in a half boston –crab which is swiftly interrupted by a big boot from Twilight King. Twilight King signals to the crowd and hits Sephiroth with a huge chokeslam sending him hard to the mat. The Welsh Paddy gets up and goes for a clothesline only for Twilight King to duck the clothesline and hit The Welsh Paddy with a chokeslam. Both Sephiroth and The Welsh Paddy roll to the floor, and Twilight King stands in the ring alone.
Keller – Twilight King is starting to dominate this match!
Trent – Great strength there and at the moment you’ve got to say Twilight King is looking great out there.
*Twilight King goes to the floor and clears off the announce table.
Keller – Hey! Wait a second! We need that!
Twilight King turns round and is met by a superkick from Sephiroth. Twilight King appears to be out cold. The Welsh Paddy recovers enough to charge at Sephiroth with an attempeted clothesline but Sephiroth ducks under the arm, hooks it, and delivers a thunderous rock bottom right through the announce table!
Keller – MY GOD! MY GOD! THE WELSH PADDY IS BROKEN IN HALF!
Trent – Our announce table is completely destroyed! The Welsh Paddy is out for the count!
*Twilight King starts to stir as he is dragged back into the ring by Sephiroth. Sephiroth whips Twilight King into the corner and follows up with a big clothesline. Twilight King is on the mat seemingly in a daze as Sephiroth stands over him. Suddenly in desperation Twilight King sweeps Sephiroth to the floor, gets up and applies an STF submission hold. Sephiroth is screaming in agony and tries to inch over towards the ropes. The referee is down on the matt asking Twilight King is he wants to submit. Slowly, Twilight King inches towards the ropes and the referee breaks the hold. Twilight King gets up slowly using the ropes for support, Sephiroth turns his back to him and motions to the fans that he is about to hit Dance of the Feathers. Sephiroth turns around as Twilight King charges, Sephiroth ducks under the attack and Twilight King bounces off the rope and delivers a spear to Sephiroth.
Keller – THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE! AN ACT OF PURE DESPERATION!
Trent – It’s over! No way is Sephiroth kicking out of that one!
*Twilight King goes for the pin…..1,2….
*The referee is suddenly pulled out of the ring by the Welsh Paddy who is barely managing to stand.
Trent – Oh my God! How is The Welsh Paddy able to stand!
Keller – He just about saved the match for himself!
*Sephiroth goes to the outside, kicks The Welsh Paddy in the gut and throws him in the ring. Sephiroth takes The Welsh Paddy into the corner and proceeds to stomp a mudhole in him. Sephiroth hurries back over to Twilight King and goes for the cover.
1,2…kicking out by Twilight King
Sephiroth shouts in frustration turns round and is met by a huge hook kick to the head from The Welsh Paddy
Trent - Ura Mawashi-Geri!!! My God! The Welsh Paddy with his last ounce of strength has hit his finisher.
*The Welsh Paddy falls on top of Sephiroth as Twilight King Crawls over to the two of them.
1,2,3!
Twilight King was unable to reach the two and The Welsh Paddy has pulled victory out of the bag!
Keller – What a match! The Welsh Paddy somehow managed to get a victory out of nowhere!
Trent – I think we need medical assistance here as The Welsh Paddy seems to be even more beaten up then Sephiroth!
*cuts to the back where Ryder is talking to a mystery man. The camera is on Ryder’s face and no one can see who he is talking to.
Ryder – This God damn bastard thinks he can come to MY company and tell me how things are going to change!? I single-handedly built this place from the ground upwards, its MINE! And I’ll tell everybody how things are going to be! At the end of the day, I’M THE BOSS!
Anyway, tonight we take care of this ‘Mr. Black’ and we show him what FFEW is all about. Are you with me?
*Ryder smiles
Just like old times buddy…..