Superman was out and about looking for some sex...
he bumps into the the Hulk. Superman asks him if he knew anyone he could have sex with...
The hulk replied "try Wonder Woman, she'll have sex with anyone, and I should know"
so Superman said "I can't do that, we're really good friends", So superman flies off...
He bumps into Spiderman, so he'd thought he'd asks him if he knew anybody he could have sex with...
Spiderman also tells Superman to go for wonder woman, and that he's had sex with her loads of times.
once again, Superman thinks "I can't do it, she's my best friend!"
He then runs into Batman, and asks the same thing... He ALSO tells Superman to get on Wonder Woman.
So Superman starts to think "damn, she's had sex with everybody".. and then flies off with out saying good bye...
as he was flying, Superman spotted Wonder Woman laying down on the grass, legs open, and extremly naked.
So he's thinking "hell with it, i'll use my super speed, and i'll be done before she realises it was me"
So, he goes down, pumps her, then flies away, all in 1 second.
Wonder Womans asks "what was that?"....
Then the Invisible Man says "I don't know but my ass hurts."
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