Hello and welcome to a slightly revised edition of my Member-Suitability Test.
Step 1 - Check to see whether you're an idiot or not. Symptoms of idiocy include admiring George W. Bush as a leader, believing that Aaron (The Man) has an ounce of ambition in his body, and expecting something significant to be done about Global Warming.
Step 2 - If the result of Step 1 determined that you are an idiot, do not continue; your journey is over.
If however the result of Step 1 determined that you are a sane and realistic individual, you may procede to Step 3.
Step 3 - Follow the link Milly provided and register at LSD.