Yes and thank you Hezzy xD *raises my glass of Merlot and says with an exciting tone*

I gladly accept my new title and "special" purposes I am to contribute to "the family" and as head Assasin I shall make sure to perform well *takes a sip and grins*

i dont see why not.

*has another swig and yawns*

oh im nackered... recruiting is hard! altho i think we have some pretty solid peoples here! how abouts we go savage the neighbours?

*The door to the lair is kicked open. a figure wearing a black fedora with a red and white feather, sunglasses and trench coat casually strolls in. He is carrying a long plastic case, used for storing firearms. He stops in the middle of the room. sets down the case and lights up a cigarette.*

Ah. Business. *He takes off the fedora* I love business. Business is pleasure. What you need. Is my business. After all. Companies have lawyers and people to enforce their rule. You. Need me. Simple as. When people don't do what you say. I enforce the rules. Got it? When people don't want to pay. You, send me to play.

Squizzgar is supah ninja mafia man! XD *Kills some random guy with Chidori*

Also... I think me am drunk.:P

edit: damn this thing not going to the last page of the thread...

welcome welcome Don Enforcer we are pleased to have you here and are delighted that you agreed to come...

*hands him an ash try and a glass of wine*

please feel free to make yourself at home. if you need any weapons please let me know and i shall order them straight away, also ammo too

-click. click.-


Don Anjo has arrived, you might say.

You won't see a lot of me, though.

That's what I'm here for: you not to see.


-retreating clicks.-

*Throws Kunai at the wall* "I'm so bored... Hmm?" -Squizzgar finds some high grade alcohol- "This might cheer me up." -Squizz walks into his room and downloads a hilariously long AMV and watches it while he's drunk.- "Woooaahh, I thinks I drank too much. Oh?." -Squizz finds the phone and decides he would like to order some take-out- "he-he- Hello? I-I- I'd like some Asian Vaginas."-----"Of course you don't serve asian vaginas!"---- "I said, I'd like some sesame chicken, jack off! Jeez, If I wanted some asian Vaginas, I'd just go to the seventh heaven massage parlor! Now bring me my sesame chicken, before I karate chop your ovaries!

May I join? I'll be your cold blooded murder and torturer.

Sure. But you won't kill me. I have supah powahs.

Awesome.

Hmmm It seems that Don Iceman is... how you say.... very pleased thus far. I shall continue to entrust my dear QS for the recruiting matters... *smokes a cigar*

*Ding dong* "Hm? The chinese food must be here. Hahaha, what ****ing jackasses they are. asian vaginas? priceless. -Squizz opens the door only to find a midget asian saying "That'll be 8 bucks, sir."- "Sure. Here, take this." -the asian walks away looking like the happiest midget in the world because Squizz gave him a 100 dollar bill.- "Mmm... This looks as if it's going to be good. Oops, I forgot to call her." -Squizz walks to the phone and Dials his female companion's number- "Hey babe. You want to come over and eat at my place?" -She agrees and sounds delighted- "Well, see you soon, then." Squizz walks past his his window and a sharp pain runs through his arm- "****! Wha- What was that? Agggghh! Damn it all! *Filthy sonava bitch! I'll kill you, whoever you are.* -Squizz pulls out his kunai and walks outside-