The Heterosexual White Man's Club

[The Dude]

The Heterosexual White Man's Club

Bringing something from the wayback of FFE's earlier verstions. The Heterosexual White Man's club.

The rules here are simple

You have to be white: Sorry but to keep the purity of this club, no darkies aside from Jay or any others who are honorary HWM

You have to be heterosexual: Sorry but this isn't the place to come out of the closet, you looking for acceptance for your alternative lifestyle, look elsewhere

You have to be a Man No women. This is safe haven for men. For a man, a home is his castle. Here it's the same. Want in? Check between legs, if there's a pole, you're fine, if it's a hole, sorry.


Topics of discussion

Here we will discuss all things that affect the heterosexual white man. From aesthetically pleasing women to quality drinks.

If you are not heterosexual, white or a man, don't fret, honorary HMW will be given to those who have proven themselves

Member list:

The Dude: President

The Doctor: Vice President

The Man: Resident Jew

Ashes:

I Run With Scissors:

King Hydro:

Istvan Kovacs: Lazy Jew

Ryder: Original Heterosexual White Man

[Jak]

I call vice president, for I am a MAN!

[The Man]

Are jews allowed in?

[Ravioli]

...I want in. <_<

>_>

[The Dude]

Jews are ok but we can only allow a few. So you're in.

Sorry Ravi but you'll have to prove that underneath the mud skinned exterior beats the heart of a proud anglo-saxon.

[I run with scissors]

I want in because i got myself in a bad situation ( don't worry nobodies pregnant)

i like this girl. she's got everything looks laughs at my jokes and evrything.

but my best friend got there first.
and now i hate him because he gives me smug looks over her shoulder when he hugs her.

I love her she loves him but he couldn't care less.

Any ideas?

[The Dude]

well do you fulfill the qualifications of joining? If so then welcome.

So onto the first topic of discussion.

Sara Morrissey: The only good thing to come out of Ireland aside from Guinness?

[Ashes]

I'm White, male and heterosexual so yes I qualify immediately, for the greater good.

Now that thar statement:

The only good thing to come out of Ireland aside from Guinness?

Is only true if we're talking about a well poured cold Guinness. If it's poured poorly or warm then it tastes like ****e, done well and it's perfection in beer form.

[The Man]

Originally Posted by The Dude

Sara Morrissey: The only good thing to come out of Ireland aside from Guinness?

You forgot Van Morrison and James Joyce. Once upon a time I would've said U2 as well, but seriously, **** Bono.

However, yes, I'd hit it, as long as she doesn't make ****ty music.

[King Hydro]

Heck, I'm in.

And she is rather tasty, i must agree.
I think a finer idea would be her and a cold pint of guiness.

[Ashes]

However, yes, I'd hit it, as long as she doesn't make ****ty music.

Just in case I recommend she comes with a mute feature.

I think a finer idea would be her and a cold pint of guiness.

Now that's thinking I approve of.

[The Man]

Good call on the mute feature.

[Ashes]

Fit yet ****ty female musicians worldwide should come with them.

[The Man]

Fo' sho'.

[The Dude]

Originally Posted by Ashes

Fit yet ****ty female musicians worldwide should come with them.

truer words about female musicians have yet to be spoken.

[I run with scissors]

Yes i meet the requirements.

White and hetrosexual.

[The Dude]

alright, you're in. Welcome to the HWMC

[Luna Lovegood]

I'm white, I'm heterosexual and I wanna talk about Jugs and such, lemme in pl0x

[The Dude]

alright, you're in. Now that we have a decent number for a club. It's time we get a sig. So graphic hoars that made it in, show us what you got.

[Ryder]

I'm in and I demand a senior position because I'm one of the original members. And no, I don't mean a V5 original member, I'm one of the first members under Simon. As the longest serving member I demand justice.