The Heterosexual White Man's Club

Bringing something from the wayback of FFE's earlier verstions. The Heterosexual White Man's club.

The rules here are simple

You have to be white: Sorry but to keep the purity of this club, no darkies aside from Jay or any others who are honorary HWM

You have to be heterosexual: Sorry but this isn't the place to come out of the closet, you looking for acceptance for your alternative lifestyle, look elsewhere

You have to be a Man No women. This is safe haven for men. For a man, a home is his castle. Here it's the same. Want in? Check between legs, if there's a pole, you're fine, if it's a hole, sorry.


Topics of discussion

Here we will discuss all things that affect the heterosexual white man. From aesthetically pleasing women to quality drinks.

If you are not heterosexual, white or a man, don't fret, honorary HMW will be given to those who have proven themselves

Member list:

The Dude: President

The Doctor: Vice President

The Man: Resident Jew

Ashes:

I Run With Scissors:

King Hydro:

Istvan Kovacs: Lazy Jew

Ryder: Original Heterosexual White Man

I call vice president, for I am a MAN!

Are jews allowed in?

...I want in. <_<

>_>

Jews are ok but we can only allow a few. So you're in.

Sorry Ravi but you'll have to prove that underneath the mud skinned exterior beats the heart of a proud anglo-saxon.

I want in because i got myself in a bad situation ( don't worry nobodies pregnant)

i like this girl. she's got everything looks laughs at my jokes and evrything.

but my best friend got there first.
and now i hate him because he gives me smug looks over her shoulder when he hugs her.

I love her she loves him but he couldn't care less.

Any ideas?

well do you fulfill the qualifications of joining? If so then welcome.

So onto the first topic of discussion.

Sara Morrissey: The only good thing to come out of Ireland aside from Guinness?

I'm White, male and heterosexual so yes I qualify immediately, for the greater good.

Now that thar statement:

The only good thing to come out of Ireland aside from Guinness?

Is only true if we're talking about a well poured cold Guinness. If it's poured poorly or warm then it tastes like ****e, done well and it's perfection in beer form.

Originally Posted by The Dude Sara Morrissey: The only good thing to come out of Ireland aside from Guinness?

You forgot Van Morrison and James Joyce. Once upon a time I would've said U2 as well, but seriously, **** Bono.

However, yes, I'd hit it, as long as she doesn't make ****ty music.

Heck, I'm in.

And she is rather tasty, i must agree.
I think a finer idea would be her and a cold pint of guiness.

However, yes, I'd hit it, as long as she doesn't make ****ty music.

Just in case I recommend she comes with a mute feature.

I think a finer idea would be her and a cold pint of guiness.

Now that's thinking I approve of.

Good call on the mute feature.

Fit yet ****ty female musicians worldwide should come with them.

Fo'