The stuff dreams are made of.

Kakyoin · 02-02-2007, 04:06 PM

More precisely = pain.

I fell asleep earlier at my computer desk, something of a routine lately, in the sort of 'arms crossed and your head on them' position. Must have been out for about a half hour. Please don't try this at home... I'll tell you why.

It normally takes about fifteen, twenty minutes for my joints to recognise I've put them in a compromising position for way too long, so I imagine everything was going swimmingly for about this long in my dream. I can't even remember what the first part was about, thus it was probably rather normal, boring stuff. It had something to do with being in a small store of some kind; a perfectly innocent little store like the one Bruce Willis wanders into in Pulp Fiction, perhaps.

Then, quite subtly, it all changes. The old woman who owns the store isn't an old woman at all, the back room where the budgies and the fish tanks are is more like Jame Gumb's basement, where a bunch of enslaved puppies are sitting, smoking with dejected expressions on their puppy faces, watching me. One of them tells me I should see a dentist. There's a mirror on the wall next to me, and I can suddenly see why: I've got what looks like ten feet or more of steel twine sewing my mouth half-shut, while the rest of it is poking out of my tongue or the sides of my cheeks, and I can actually feel what that feels like when I begin wondering where to start extracting it - i.e. really frigging painful.

Oh but this is where it gets interesting. Obviously I have to get all this wire out of my face, but how? What luck, there's a Stanley knife right under the mirror! It's too bad I end up nearly chopping out my own tongue in the process, all in glorious technicolor and pain-o-vision. I can now honestly say I have an inkling into what it feels like to kiss a razor-wire fence.

I did wake up in the end to find it felt like I'd dislocated my jaw from sleeping on the desk and my mind got creative. Needless to say, it sucked and it still hurts.

Anyone else have any heartwarming little dream gems to share?

Ugly Casanova · 02-02-2007, 04:42 PM

Give me what you're smoking..

Jak · 02-02-2007, 04:43 PM

That sounds so cool.

itcouldbesweet · 02-02-2007, 05:15 PM

I had a dream that I was having sex with some asian girl but she looked albino in a way. It was strange. Anyway we're getting into it and my dick falls off. It was almost like a rubber fixture that just disconnected from my body and she turned around like what happened. And I kept going to stick it back into my crotch but it kept falling off so I tried to maneuver it back in her vagina while holding it to my crotch and that wasn't working well either. It was rather distressing.

Ugly Casanova · 02-02-2007, 05:30 PM

Wow.....

Sunshine · 02-02-2007, 07:49 PM

I tend to just dream I'm random obstacles... like the other week I was a spunge being used by some old man. I've also been a pen some girl used in an exam. I really suck, because the dreams that are good are only like once a week or so.

Naked Gackt · 02-02-2007, 07:51 PM

My last cool dream was when I went to Segaworld.

Ugly Casanova · 02-02-2007, 07:52 PM

I had a dream about Russian circus bears.

I don't remember a lot of it though.

FadedDreams · 02-02-2007, 07:56 PM

I have dreams about my family members dying all the time.

I had a dream where a girl died, and then I had it five years later and I could like maneuver what I did, so I knew what was going to happen. In the end I ended up saving her life.

Ravioli · 02-02-2007, 08:17 PM

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I have dreams about my family members dying all the time.

I had a dream where a girl died, and then I had it five years later and I could like maneuver what I did, so I knew what was going to happen. In the end I ended up saving her life.

Lucid dreams I can understand, but a lucid dream based on a dream you had five years ago sounds like bull**** to me. Unless you wrote down exactly what happened in the first dream straight after waking up, the dream sequence of events in that dream would be completely lost by the time you had the second.

I hope you were kidding. ;D

Sunshine · 02-02-2007, 08:20 PM

Raven Baxter!

Naked Gackt · 02-02-2007, 08:21 PM

I've hada similar one actaully, but the difference between each dream was only about 6 months. Some monster went round kiling you, but only if it knew you were afraid of it, by the end of the dream I knew how to kill it (can't remember what it was though). When I had the dream the2nd time I realised half-way through I'd had the damn dream before and killed the bitch there and then.

FadedDreams · 02-02-2007, 08:28 PM

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Lucid dreams I can understand, but a lucid dream based on a dream you had five years ago sounds like bull**** to me. Unless you wrote down exactly what happened in the first dream straight after waking up, the dream sequence of events in that dream would be completely lost by the time you had the second.

I hope you were kidding. ;D

ummm I wouldn't post it if it was bull****. I don't post bull**** posts

Jay · 02-02-2007, 09:39 PM

I usually just have fun dreams of me skirtchasing white women and successfully laying them.

Naked Gackt · 02-02-2007, 10:14 PM

Most definately dreams, no?

Ugly Casanova · 02-03-2007, 12:34 PM

Last night I had a weird dream.

Me and the Jew, ( Greg ) were engaged and for some reason he died. I don't know how, I don't think it was in my dream. I guess he was a ghost or something, so I went to one of those people that can talk to ghosts. He had this new techonolgy where I can hear ghosts talk too.

So, we're sitting there ( me and someone mixed girl. I remember she had curly hair ) with this guy and attempt to contact Greg. Well, we do and everything is fine at first then Greg starts freaking out. I don't know why, I forgot, but I remember him saying he couldn't see and he keep screaming it over and over again.

I woke up, because it was starting to freak me out. :s

Ravioli · 02-03-2007, 02:09 PM

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