Embarrassing Stories

[Larsa]

On hear just post your most embarrassing story. We all have one.

As for me I have many.
Throughout my life I've always been a hypochondriac, maing up anything to get me out of school because I never got sick and I just want a breck. So I'm in first grade and I go up to my teacher and say "My kidneys aren't feeling to good." So she sends me to the nurse and I keep conplaining that my kidneys are hurting. Now just to give you some info; earlier that week my father had gotten me a Magic School bus computer game thing and it was on the human body. So the day before I was playing the game and they were talking and teaching about the kidneys on there so I was well informed on my sceam to get out of school. So the nurse send me back to the clas because she doesn't belive **** of my story, I think when I started going on about how I only really nedded one kidney o live is when she got annoyed. So later that day the nurse calls my mom and tells her about the story I made up. So my mother goes up to my room and looks at my computer screen and she understands my story.

[Saint]

Thread name changed.

My most embarassing moment came when I was standing in line at Auto Zone with my dad. I had this necklace that I kept spinning around on my finger. It had one of those smashed printed pennies that you get at like The Arch or Science Center, tourist places like that. It flew off my finger and hit some lady in the face.

I know, it's not that bad, but I'm not easily embarassed. I just felt really bad that day.

[Larsa]

Well I've had much worse. Last December I was at youth synphony and I was back wre the percussion was getting a pencil that was there and I stubbed my toe on a kettle drum really hard and said holy **** out loud, Good thing that everybody enjoyed that adn my instuctor has a good sence of humor.

[Ashley]

It was my friend and I's 16th birthday party type dealio, we decided to get a ****load of people over to her place and get smashed. I drank over have a 26 ounce of vodka to myself within the duration of 30 minutes. I'm a petite girl, I'm 5'3" I consumed the alcohol way to fast and I was out before I could stand up. I was out cold at 10 pm, my boyfriend probably had a pretty ****ty night. I kept waking up in different place,s first time I was face down into the picnic table, second time I was half lying on it with my boyfriend holding me up, third time I was on the ground and he was sitting by me, 4th was in a chair I believe, and last of all I was on the ground near the fire. I did wake up during a Linkin Park song and scream "What the **** is this emo ****" before I went off to never never land.

Wasn't really embarassing, just the fact that I was out cold by 10 sucked.

[Larsa]

That is something I wouldn't look forward to.

[Drach]

i got drunk at a club in melbourne and crapped off a balcony

[Larsa]

Did you get thrown out because it seems your story has more to it.

[Drach]

hey the toilets had a long line and yeah got thrown out

[FadedDreams]

.... where did it land???

[Derek]

Some ******* tripped me in front of one of my major crush's desk and I farted.... It sounded like I **** myself.

[Larsa]

Well this isn't my story but it's a person in Dallas' story. So if you don't know already, every single public school in Texas has to take a MAJOR test at the end of the year. So my fifth grade class is taking this test and were only fifteen minuites into it and seven hours to go when we hear this diarrhea sounding fart. So I look around and this one kid is sitting there pure red in the face and he's like "I just had to let it rip." Now if you think that's embarressing then wait to hear this. Not only did he have that one fart but he let it rip about a hundred times. Going on and off for seven hours. He had some extreme gas that day.

[itcouldbesweet]

I went to a party on a Saturday night last year knowing I had a drug test Monday. I got really drunk and ended up smoking and going to sleep. When I woke up it hit me and I was pretty much miserable until I found some temp detox pills.