Joke for Adrianna

Antikhrist · 03-10-2007, 06:24 PM

"A man is standing in line at the ticket counter in his local airport when he suddenly notices that the female clerk at the ticket counter is extremely well endowed. Transfixed, he continues to stare at her chest while the line moves forward. Finally, he reaches the front of the counter. Upon being asked his destination, he asks the girl if he could please have two pickets to Titsburgh. Horrified at what he's just said out loud, he stammers his way through an apology, and hurries to catch his flight. All through the flight, he can think of nothing but what he said to the ticket clerk. The next day, he has to tell somebody what happened. He blurts out his story to one of his friends over lunch. "Can you believe I said two pickets to Titsburgh?", the man asks. "Sure." replies his friend. "It's called a 'Freudian Slip', I do them all the time. In fact, just the other day over coffee I meant to ask my wife to pass the sugar, and said instead: 'Damn it bitch, you ruined my life!'"

I thought it was funny.

The Dude · 03-10-2007, 06:27 PM

I was eating some adult themed cereal for breakfast and my girlfriend asked me over the phone what it was and I told her "Nut and bitch." and now she won't talk to me.

Ugly Casanova · 03-10-2007, 06:28 PM

LOL, that's an old joke though.

Antikhrist · 03-10-2007, 06:31 PM

I found it on Wikipedia.

03-10-2007, 06:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
Antikhrist ♥Sounds of Suburbia Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Washington Age: 19 Posts: 1,151 Rep Power: 6	Joke for Adrianna "A man is standing in line at the ticket counter in his local airport when he suddenly notices that the female clerk at the ticket counter is extremely well endowed. Transfixed, he continues to stare at her chest while the line moves forward. Finally, he reaches the front of the counter. Upon being asked his destination, he asks the girl if he could please have two pickets to Titsburgh. Horrified at what he's just said out loud, he stammers his way through an apology, and hurries to catch his flight. All through the flight, he can think of nothing but what he said to the ticket clerk. The next day, he has to tell somebody what happened. He blurts out his story to one of his friends over lunch. "Can you believe I said two pickets to Titsburgh?", the man asks. "Sure." replies his friend. "It's called a 'Freudian Slip', I do them all the time. In fact, just the other day over coffee I meant to ask my wife to pass the sugar, and said instead: 'Damn it bitch, you ruined my life!'" I thought it was funny. __________________

03-10-2007, 06:27 PM	#2 (permalink)
The Dude I <3 Jak Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Scranton. Where the Office is filmed Age: 22 Posts: 2,418 Rep Power: 8	I was eating some adult themed cereal for breakfast and my girlfriend asked me over the phone what it was and I told her "Nut and bitch." and now she won't talk to me. __________________ FFOF Got a question or want to tell us why we suck? Click Here!

03-10-2007, 06:28 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ugly Casanova The Freudian Slip Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: I live in a ****ing trashcan! Age: 21 Posts: 2,055 Rep Power: 8	LOL, that's an old joke though. __________________ So it goes.

03-10-2007, 06:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
Antikhrist ♥Sounds of Suburbia Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Washington Age: 19 Posts: 1,151 Rep Power: 6	I found it on Wikipedia. __________________

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