Let's start with this. There is me with an Everton defender, Tony Hibbert. Premiership Footballer, by the way. He's a good guy, and he bought me some beer, so who's complaining?
That's from the same night. Wow. I really do not know how to pose for the camera.
Yeah. That's me again with what us English call a "Fishbowl". Loads of random shots and **** for a tenner. Not bad eh? Don't ask where that spot came from, either. But it's like a ****ing volcano? Why am I showing you this?