Green eggs and spam.

Sam · 04-17-2007, 11:34 AM

I am Sam
I am Sam
Sam I am

That Sam-I-am!
Than Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am!

Do you like
green eggs and spam?

I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.
I do not like
green eggs and spam.

Would you like them
here or there?

I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
green eggs and spam.
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.

Would you like them
in a house?
Would you like them
with a mouse?

I do not like them
in a house.
I do not like them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and spam.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you eat them
in a box?
Would you eat them
with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat green eggs and spam.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
In a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.

I would not,
could not,
in a car.

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
in a tree!

I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and spam.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you,
on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!

I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse.
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not eat green eggs and spam.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,
in the dark.

Would you, could you, in the rain?

I would not, could not,
in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not eat them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like
green eggs and spam?

I do not
like them,
Sam-I-am.

Could you, would you,
with a goat?

I would not,
could not,
with a goat!

Would you, could you,
on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like
green eggs
and spam!

I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.

You do not like them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.

Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.

Say!
I like green eggs and spam!
I do! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would eat them in a boat.
And I would eat them with a goat...

And I will eat them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good, so good, you see!

So I will eat them in a box.
And I will eat them with a fox.
And I will eat them in a house.
And I will eat them with a mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!

I do so like
green eggs and spam!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am!

Tom · 04-17-2007, 11:37 AM

You suffer from hyperboredomesphixiatension.

EoT · 04-17-2007, 11:38 AM

Very creative you are, use that gift well

neverforgetlol · 04-17-2007, 11:49 AM

topic creator is gay

EoT · 04-17-2007, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neverforgetlol

topic creator is gay

You are just jealous

Sam · 04-17-2007, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neverforgetlol

topic creator is gay

I'm gay, when you're eighteen and you can't even think of an imaginative insult, or even capitalise?

You're quickly losing my respect, you illiterate plebian.

Oh, and by the way, that's The topic creator is gay.

That at the end there is a full stop, you use them at the end of a sentence.

Jak · 04-17-2007, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EoT

Very creative you are, use that gift well

Sum wun already wrote this.

Sam · 04-17-2007, 12:28 PM

However, I am Sam. It's more relavent.

Jak · 04-17-2007, 12:29 PM

I just don't want you to suffer from a false ego boost.

Sam · 04-17-2007, 12:31 PM

Too late.

Jak · 04-17-2007, 12:36 PM

/kickban ego boost

Samic · 04-17-2007, 12:53 PM

Waste of time. But to know you had the determination to write that all out shows one good quality from ya.

Jak · 04-17-2007, 01:12 PM

Copy and paste?

Sam · 04-17-2007, 01:26 PM

Step 1) copy/paste
Step 2) find/replace

Samic · 04-17-2007, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam

Step 1) copy/paste
Step 2) find/replace

Should not of admitted that, I have now lost all respect for you.

neverforgetlol · 04-17-2007, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam

I'm gay, when you're eighteen and you can't even think of an imaginative insult, or even capitalise?

You're quickly losing my respect, you illiterate plebian.

Oh, and by the way, that's The topic creator is gay.

That at the end there is a full stop, you use them at the end of a sentence.

lmao who is this FUKKIN noob

Sam · 04-17-2007, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neverforgetlol

lmao who is this FUKKIN noob

That's "I'm laughing my ass off. Who is this ****ing newbie?

If illiteracy was a crime, you'd be on death row by now.

Words of Ivory · 04-17-2007, 02:43 PM

You tell 'em Sam!

Jak · 04-17-2007, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam

That's "I'm laughing my ass off. Who is this ****ing newbie?

If illiteracy was a crime, you'd be on death row by now.

I can understand him fine.

/bastard

Obsidian Tides · 04-17-2007, 02:51 PM

nothing worse than someone who nitpicks over typing habits, especially when you're fully capable of understanding what the other person says.

04-17-2007, 11:34 AM	#1 (permalink)
Sam Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Birmingham Age: 18 Posts: 107 Rep Power: 4	Green eggs and spam. I am Sam I am Sam Sam I am That Sam-I-am! Than Sam-I-am! I do not like that Sam-I-am! Do you like green eggs and spam? I do not like them, Sam-I-am. I do not like green eggs and spam. Would you like them here or there? I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and spam. I do not like them, Sam-I-am. Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse? I do not like them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and spam. I do not like them, Sam-I-am. Would you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox? Not in a box. Not with a fox. Not in a house. Not with a mouse. I would not eat them here or there. I would not eat them anywhere. I would not eat green eggs and spam. I do not like them, Sam-I-am. Would you? Could you? In a car? Eat them! Eat them! Here they are. I would not, could not, in a car. You may like them. You will see. You may like them in a tree! I would not, could not in a tree. Not in a car! You let me be. I do not like them in a box. I do not like them with a fox. I do not like them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and spam. I do not like them, Sam-I-am. A train! A train! A train! A train! Could you, would you, on a train? Not on a train! Not in a tree! Not in a car! Sam! Let me be! I would not, could not, in a box. I could not, would not, with a fox. I will not eat them with a mouse. I will not eat them in a house. I will not eat them here or there. I will not eat them anywhere. I do not eat green eggs and spam. I do not like them, Sam-I-am. Say! In the dark? Here in the dark! Would you, could you, in the dark? I would not, could not, in the dark. Would you, could you, in the rain? I would not, could not, in the rain. Not in the dark. Not on a train. Not in a car. Not in a tree. I do not like them, Sam, you see. Not in a house. Not in a box. Not with a mouse. Not with a fox. I will not eat them here or there. I do not like them anywhere! You do not like green eggs and spam? I do not like them, Sam-I-am. Could you, would you, with a goat? I would not, could not, with a goat! Would you, could you, on a boat? I could not, would not, on a boat. I will not, will not, with a goat. I will not eat them in the rain. I will not eat them on a train. Not in the dark! Not in a tree! Not in a car! You let me be! I do not like them in a box. I do not like them with a fox. I will not eat them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them ANYWHERE! I do not like green eggs and spam! I do not like them, Sam-I-am. You do not like them. So you say. Try them! Try them! And you may. Try them and you may, I say. Sam! If you will let me be, I will try them. You will see. Say! I like green eggs and spam! I do! I like them, Sam-I-am! And I would eat them in a boat. And I would eat them with a goat... And I will eat them in the rain. And in the dark. And on a train. And in a car. And in a tree. They are so good, so good, you see! So I will eat them in a box. And I will eat them with a fox. And I will eat them in a house. And I will eat them with a mouse. And I will eat them here and there. Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE! I do so like green eggs and spam! Thank you! Thank you, Sam-I-am! __________________ -Orange fret is my bitch- - Professional Fanboyism -

04-17-2007, 11:37 AM	#2 (permalink)
Tom Yeah, its me Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Michigan Age: 22 Posts: 545 Rep Power: 5	You suffer from hyperboredomesphixiatension. __________________ Don't try to tell these people the rum is all gone. Questions? Comments? Suggestions? Post them here!

04-17-2007, 11:38 AM	#3 (permalink)
EoT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Sydney Age: 19 Posts: 580 Rep Power: 5	Very creative you are, use that gift well __________________

04-17-2007, 12:28 PM	#8 (permalink)
Sam Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Birmingham Age: 18 Posts: 107 Rep Power: 4	However, I am Sam. It's more relavent. __________________ -Orange fret is my bitch- - Professional Fanboyism -

04-17-2007, 12:29 PM	#9 (permalink)
Jak KING OF THE INTERNETS Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Liverpool Age: 17 Posts: 2,363 Rep Power: 8	I just don't want you to suffer from a false ego boost. __________________

04-17-2007, 11:49 AM	#4 (permalink)
neverforgetlol Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Age: 20 Posts: 320 Rep Power: 4	topic creator is gay

04-17-2007, 12:31 PM	#10 (permalink)
Sam Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Birmingham Age: 18 Posts: 107 Rep Power: 4	Too late. __________________ -Orange fret is my bitch- - Professional Fanboyism -

04-17-2007, 12:36 PM	#11 (permalink)
Jak KING OF THE INTERNETS Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Liverpool Age: 17 Posts: 2,363 Rep Power: 8	/kickban ego boost __________________

04-17-2007, 12:53 PM	#12 (permalink)
Samic Emo King of the Universe Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: St. Louis, MO Age: 23 Posts: 292 Rep Power: 4	Waste of time. But to know you had the determination to write that all out shows one good quality from ya. __________________ Signature image removed for stretching tables.

04-17-2007, 01:12 PM	#13 (permalink)
Jak KING OF THE INTERNETS Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Liverpool Age: 17 Posts: 2,363 Rep Power: 8	Copy and paste? __________________

04-17-2007, 01:26 PM	#14 (permalink)
Sam Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Birmingham Age: 18 Posts: 107 Rep Power: 4	Step 1) copy/paste Step 2) find/replace __________________ -Orange fret is my bitch- - Professional Fanboyism -

04-17-2007, 02:43 PM	#18 (permalink)
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Obsidian Tides Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Just drifiting... Posts: 390 Rep Power: 4	nothing worse than someone who nitpicks over typing habits, especially when you're fully capable of understanding what the other person says. __________________

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