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Old 05-12-2007, 01:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So I'll admit, I'm generally a pretty ****ty son. I leave the house on Friday nights and come home on Sundays. Most weeknights I'm out with friends. My step-father works from the early afternoon to the early, early morning, and my mother works from eleven in the morning to seven in the evening.

This leaves her sitting here, alone, with only our dog for company, and I feel bad about it, but I'm a drifter and a hippie by nature and just don't do well if I have to sit in one place for too long ( ask the missus; she said I elbowed her in the face in my sleep last night, then started making a weird noise in my throat that comes and goes with my allergies. ) My mother is the coolest goddamn parent in the world, and as much as I leave her alone here, I should be kicked out of the house.

But anyway, I'm also as unemployed as can be, and am out of money due to a number of debts.


I'm trying to compile a mass shout-out for my mother for Mothers Day. It'll only take a second of your time, I swear; I'd really appreciate it if as many people as possible would leave a 'Happy Mothers Day, Clare' or something here. She's a real free spirit and would like that much more than anything material.


Thanks, whoever goes along with this. I appreciate it immensely.
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Old 05-12-2007, 01:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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No problem eXo, that's a really nice thing to do.

Happy Mother's Day, Clare! Have a good day!
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Old 05-12-2007, 02:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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This is an excellent idea for a present for your mother.

Happy Mothers day Clare, I hope you have a really great day.
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Old 05-12-2007, 02:02 PM   #4 (permalink)
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You've got a wonderful son Clare. You should be proud of him.

He's clearly proud of you.

Happy Mothers Day!
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Old 05-12-2007, 02:03 PM   #5 (permalink)
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P.S. anyone who doesn't post in this thread is a jerk!
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Old 05-12-2007, 02:36 PM   #6 (permalink)
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In that case, Happy Mothers Day, Clare. Have a good one.
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Old 05-12-2007, 05:03 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Happy Mother's Day Claire! You've raised one fine sexy son!
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Old 05-12-2007, 05:18 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Claire!!!

Your son is a great guy and a loving child. Be proud of him even if he drifts around. I am happy to call him a friend and I'm sure you're proud to call him son. This is for you! ^^ Hope you like the Flowers!

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Hello Mrs. eXo, your son is a pretty awesome dude. Don't feel lonely, because he loves you, even if he's a crunchy hippy. From what he says you sound like a lovely woman, so pretend it's Mother's Day every day. <3

Go Clare!
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Happy Mothers Day Clare. X3

I hope you have a really awesome day, and that you enjoy every minute of it.
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I've known your son for 4 years and he's one cool cat. You should be really proud of your boy he has some really imaginitive and brilliant written prose. Happy Mothers Day Clare.
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Old 05-12-2007, 07:32 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Me a jerk? No way. Happy Mother's Day, Clare. I hope this brightens up your day.
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Old 05-13-2007, 12:37 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Thread bump, for my stake in the will.
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Happy Mother's Day Clare, watch out for your son, by the way.


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Happy Mother's Day, Clare! You've done a good job raising your son. You should be very proud and I admire you for the hours you work everyday.
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Old 05-13-2007, 12:01 PM   #16 (permalink)
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She loved it, guys. Thanks a ton.
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I'm surprised more people didn't post in here.
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