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Old 05-18-2007, 08:39 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default FFE: The Story

Basically in this thread we make a complete random story which doesn't even need to make sense. The story has no end and plot is not a requirement and character...we are them . In short a complete piss around however to make it work each member can only use FIVE words in their post. I used it on another forum before and it worked like moth to a flame.

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Old 05-18-2007, 09:02 AM   #2 (permalink)
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he was queer, he was.
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Old 05-18-2007, 09:14 AM   #3 (permalink)
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His master, Nacket Gackt
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made him perform sexual chores
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Old 05-18-2007, 09:38 AM   #5 (permalink)
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but he said: no u
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Which caused iSt to die
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but still performed many sexual
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Old 05-18-2007, 12:41 PM   #8 (permalink)
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deeds for the cash he
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Old 05-18-2007, 12:51 PM   #9 (permalink)
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performed a pimp dance for
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and indulged in a night of necrophilia.
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When he had finished peforming
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we all knocked Ashleigh up.
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Turns out Jak was the father.
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And the father of FFE
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Also, Jak got an STD.
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however some bad news was
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Consequences of this were horrible
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since everyone found that Derek
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