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Rob: "If procrastination is an art then call me Michelangelo." says:
little people popping out of shower bottles. This is what disturbs you? Not green maelstroms in irish springs but little people popping out of shower bottles
Cooper McEnroy says:
Yeah, maelstroms happen, but people that small ae unnatural.
Cooper McEnroy says:
are*
Rob: "If procrastination is an art then call me Michelangelo." says:
wouldn't green maelstroms alone in a small spring be unnatural?
Rob: "If procrastination is an art then call me Michelangelo." says:
what do you think they're going to crall into you and poke around in your insides.
Cooper McEnroy says:
yeah, but I don't think they're as unnatural as mini people living in soap
Cooper McEnroy says:
You never know.
Rob: "If procrastination is an art then call me Michelangelo." says:
what are you afraid that instead of picking up your dawn bar of soap, you'll accidentally pick up a small person and scrub your self with them?
Cooper McEnroy says:
and get bitten all over, yes.
Rob: "If procrastination is an art then call me Michelangelo." says:
how do you know they're going to bite? wouldn't they be screaming first?
Cooper McEnroy says:
did you see that woman's face? She looking pretty happy to be living in that guy's bottle of soap.
Rob: "If procrastination is an art then call me Michelangelo." says:
plus you might kill them if you rub the wrong direction while pressing them up onto your chest or something
Cooper McEnroy says:
possibly.
Rob: "If procrastination is an art then call me Michelangelo." says:
maybe there's some weird relationship where she's got a giant fetish and he's into lilliputians.
Rob: "If procrastination is an art then call me Michelangelo." says:
or she's really a prisoner and he keeps her in the soap bottle to prevent her from escaping.
Cooper McEnroy says:
That could be too. I really don't know what the circumstances of her residency in the bottle are, but I am never buying Irish Spring, thats for damn sure.
Rob: "If procrastination is an art then call me Michelangelo." says:
what are you afraid tiny women are going to break out of the bottle and do an irish dance on top of you while you lie in bed?
Cooper McEnroy says:
Don't act like that wouldn't scare you.
Rob: "If procrastination is an art then call me Michelangelo." says:
I don't know if it would scare me. It certainly would be a weird experience but not exactly a frightening one. Plus they probably wouldn't mean you any harm if they're just dancing ontop of you. It's not like they're going to kill you and even if they wanted to, you could just shove them off or toss them into a wall or something plus their methods and weaponry wouldn't be as effective.
Cooper McEnroy says:
Have you ever read Gulliver's Travel's?
Rob: "If procrastination is an art then call me Michelangelo." says:
oh those lilliputians weren't that bad
Rob: "If procrastination is an art then call me Michelangelo." says:
if you ask me, if he had known about Godzilla, he would have been fine.
Rob: "If procrastination is an art then call me Michelangelo." says:
plus I doubt tiny irish women are going to have a navy available to them in your bathroom or bedroom.
Cooper McEnroy says:
But how can you ever be sure?
Rob: "If procrastination is an art then call me Michelangelo." says:
because they probably wouldn't have enough room to stuff the boat into the bottle, plus I doubt even with the tools, they wouldn't be able to build a navy in time to surprise you. I'd think you would notice tiny builders taking parts of your chair and what not to build a gallion.
Cooper McEnroy says:
There are just way too many unknowns in the equation to make an educated guess. For all I know there's some kind of voodoo being used and inside the bottle is an entirely self-contained world, waiting to burst out and take over my bathroom and steal my toiletpaper.
Rob: "If procrastination is an art then call me Michelangelo." says:
well the irish spring commercial makes it look more like a portal to some weird irish spring. Strange though if the women come out of our end of the bottle tiny, if we went it would that mean we would come out as giants?
Cooper McEnroy says:
Thats a good question...maybe their normal sized on their ends and we would be the tiny ones if we went in through our end.
Rob: "If procrastination is an art then call me Michelangelo." says:
that's also a possiblity. But the portal opened up in a spring on their end. Not in a bottle of soap. I'd think we'd come out as giants ready to reak havoc on the land and it's people. Perhaps the ones that come out of our end are trying to insue some sort of wrath among their people.
Rob: "If procrastination is an art then call me Michelangelo." says:
ensue*
Cooper McEnroy says:
So we're just giant beasts who they summon to wreak hell on their enemies?
Rob: "If procrastination is an art then call me Michelangelo." says:
well looking at what we do to our own people, would it be that surprising?
Cooper McEnroy says:
No not really.
Rob: "If procrastination is an art then call me Michelangelo." says:
so it makes somewhat sense. Plus if we do go there and accidnetally destroy something or crush a few people, they couldn't really blame us.
Cooper McEnroy says:
Yeah, but I don't know if I'd trust them. What if they have some way of containing us and keeping us prisoner?
Rob: "If procrastination is an art then call me Michelangelo." says:
Personally I wouldn't mind so much as being summoned there to wreak havoc. I would aquainted with whoever summoned me, wreak some havoc and once not and when my summoner looks upon their field of victory, I snatch them up, put them in a bird cage and rule over the land with an iron fist and on my mountain throne, they would sit there in a bird cage and I would yell "Quiet you!" every so often.
Rob: "If procrastination is an art then call me Michelangelo." says:
I imagine that to them, my fist would have the strength of iron.
Cooper McEnroy says:
Yeah, it do seem a bit unlikely that they'd be able to control us.
Rob: "If procrastination is an art then call me Michelangelo." says:
I imagine that's somewhat what will happen when the robot overlords come and decide that if I want to convert to them that I should have a bionic robot body and knowing me I would choose the body of a giant.
Cooper McEnroy says:
When the overloads invade the tiny Irish Spring world or ours?
Rob: "If procrastination is an art then call me Michelangelo." says:
ours
Cooper McEnroy says:
Oh ok, you weren't making any sense there for a minute. I'm ****ed when the Robots come.
Cooper McEnroy says:
Oh wait, I may not be.
Rob: "If procrastination is an art then call me Michelangelo." says:
I'd imagine that since I'm missing a good chunk of my biological organs, they'd somewhat accept me into their fold. I'd be viewed as inferior but once I upgrade to full cybernetics they'd welcome me as one of them
Cooper McEnroy says:
I have a medical device implanted in my right shoulder. Do you think that'd help me any with them?
Rob: "If procrastination is an art then call me Michelangelo." says:
naturally I'd keep my human brain. There's just something about having a cold steel body that can rip a human apart in seconds and being able to have a diabolical laughter.
Rob: "If procrastination is an art then call me Michelangelo." says:
is it mechanical?
Cooper McEnroy says:
It's made of plasitc...
Cooper McEnroy says:
plastic*
Rob: "If procrastination is an art then call me Michelangelo." says:
not sure. if you upgrade to steel and/or circutry you'd be fine
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05-29-2007, 09:53 PM
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