Joke Thread

[Lethe°]

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your mom - she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny...we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh*t."

[DuMbAsS]

Hey what happened to some of the jokes that were on here a while back?

I remember something about dead baby jokes

[Larsa]

Hav you read nothing? Look in the updates forum.

[DuMbAsS]

Oh yeah. Haven't gone there yet tonight. Sorry. I've been gone for a good few days now. Like 5 or 6 I think.

[Helpful Nemesis]

Superman was out and about looking for some sex...
he bumps into the the Hulk. Superman asks him if he knew anyone he could have sex with...
The hulk replied "try Wonder Woman, she'll have sex with anyone, and I should know"
so Superman said "I can't do that, we're really good friends", So superman flies off...

He bumps into Spiderman, so he'd thought he'd asks him if he knew anybody he could have sex with...
Spiderman also tells Superman to go for wonder woman, and that he's had sex with her loads of times.
once again, Superman thinks "I can't do it, she's my best friend!"

He then runs into Batman, and asks the same thing... He ALSO tells Superman to get on Wonder Woman.
So Superman starts to think "damn, she's had sex with everybody".. and then flies off with out saying good bye...

as he was flying, Superman spotted Wonder Woman laying down on the grass, legs open, and extremly naked.
So he's thinking "hell with it, i'll use my super speed, and i'll be done before she realises it was me"
So, he goes down, pumps her, then flies away, all in 1 second.

Wonder Womans asks "what was that?"....
Then the Invisible Man says "I don't know but my ass hurts."

[Iceman]

A guy comes up to me and says "I'm a tepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a tepee, I'm a wigwam." I said "Relax, man, you're two tents."

Yeah, I stole that from WoW. My favorite joke of em all.