FUNNY AMERICAN LAWS...

[I AM THE CAPS MONSTER]

In Hartford, Connecticut: it is illegal to cross a street while walking on your hands.

In Ottumwa, Iowa: it is unlawful for a man to wink at any woman that he does not know.

In Los Angeles: you cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.

In Zion, Illinois: it is illegal to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other animals kept as pets.

In Carmel, New York: a man cannot go outside while wearing a jacket and trousers that do not match.

In St. Louis: it´s illegal to sit on the kerb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket.

In Baltimore, Maryland: it´s illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-storey window within the city-limits. It´s also illegal to take a lion to the cinema.

In Carrizozo, New Mexico: it´s forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public (includes legs and face.)

In Michigan: a woman isn´t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband´s permission.

In New York: it is against the law to throw a ball at someone´s head for fun.

The state of Washington has passed a law stating that it is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.

In order for a pickle to be officially considered a pickle in Connecticut, it must bounce.

If you sell hollow logs in Tennessee, you are breaking the law.

Oklahoma forbids a person from taking a bite out of another person´s hamburger.

Selling doughnut holes in Leigh, New England, is forbidden.

In North Carolina: it is against the law to use elephants to plough cotton fields.

In Pennsylvania: cars travelling on country roads at night must send up a rocket every mile, then wait ten minutes for the raod to clear.

In Utah: it is against the law to fish from horseback.

In South Bend, Indiana: back in 1924, a moneky was convicted the crime of smoking a cigarette and was sentenced to pay a 25 dollar fine and the trial costs.

In Oklahoma: Harthahorne City Ordinance, Section 363, states that it shall be unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.

...........And finally..........

In Gary, Indiana: people are prohibited from attending a cinema and from riding public transport within four hours of eating garlic.

[The Man]

Garlic smells.

[Ravioli]

Europe has their share of ****, too:

In Athens, Greece, a driver's license can be lifted by the law if the driver is deemed either 'poorly dressed' or 'unbathed'.

It is illegal to sell an ET doll in France. They have a law forbidding the sale of dolls that do not have human faces.

...And finally...

According to a British law passed in 1845, attempting to commit suicide was a capital offense. Offenders could be hanged for trying.

[The Dude]

I wonder how many of either of those have been removed from the books anyways.

n Pennsylvania: cars travelling on country roads at night must send up a rocket every mile, then wait ten minutes for the raod to clear

I hope that one hasn't been removed from the books so I could do that when I'm back up north for college, take some illegal fireworks with me and go out driving, any cop that asks why I can say. "look it up."

Also in regards to fireworks, if you want the good stuff, you have to go to a store that does sell them and sign a release saying you will use them for their intended use such as mining and rail work. I didn't know how many people had mines and rail roads in their back yards.

[Ashes]

Ladies and gentlemen I give to you Stupid Laws

For utter hilarity.

Notable highlights include:
Alabama:
-It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

South Carolina
-It is legal to beat your wife on a Sunday morning on the steps of the state house.

Washington
-n Seattle it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that is over 6 feet in length.

Among others for hilarious lulz