The Worst Fanfiction EVAR!!!!

The Dude · 07-13-2007, 12:33 AM

Right so I was on Somethingawful reading the weekly movie reviews they do for **** movies when something caught my eye. one of the links they have to thier forums they have recently added for visitors had the title. "The Worst Fanfiction ever." Curiosity got the best of me and I checked it out.

What I came to realize that the title was a vast understatement. For in it, there was a link to fanfic on fanfiction.net that lead to "My Immortal." a harry potter fan fic. I'll save you the details and give the basic summary:

Nearly every character in the fan fic is Goth, gay, retarded (also known as listens to MCR, Evanesance, etc), a scenekid, or a combination of thereof. The main character, known as Ebony, is the mary sue main character of the novel.

As if the storyline alone isn't abominable. The entire fanfic is self is littered with a cluster**** of spelling errors, bad punctuation, horrible grammar and to top it all off, is and I **** ye not, 40 chapters long. The sound you probably just heard was a bit of your sanity, the part that says "No. Nobody could be that stupid. There's no freakin' way. Neither God nor evolution would allow that." screaming in agony. I **** ye not. It's 40 chapters filled with spelling errors, 1337 speech, bad grammar and all the stuff that makes you want to savagely beat teenagers.

However, there is a silver lining to this story as it was later revealed that this was either a pisstake or a joke. But still, it exits. It lies waiting for its next victim. So without further ado, I give you.

The Worst Fan fiction ever!

Don't believe me? Google The worst fanfiction ever. I ****ing dare you.

Ex Deo · 07-13-2007, 12:39 AM

No, it wasn't a joke. I worked really hard on that!

The Dude · 07-13-2007, 12:40 AM

You should know that since you claim to be the creator of that, that there is a special circle in hell reserved especially for you right?

The Dude · 07-13-2007, 12:44 AM

You should know that since you claim to be the creator of that, that there is a special circle in hell reserved especially for you right?

The Man · 07-13-2007, 12:46 AM

lols, ED even has an article on it. My Immortal - Encyclopedia Dramatica

edit: And there's a huge SA thread as well. roflcopter.

The Dude · 07-13-2007, 01:05 AM

Ironically that SA article probably was the article that got my attention.

As ED said, "If she isn't a troll. i'll be the first in line to buy a semi automatic with which I will blow my brains out."

Jenova · 07-14-2007, 01:29 PM

I laughed until I started crying. THIS is why I don't put my stories on the Internet. I don't need my characters getting written about by fanfic "writers".

EDIT: Something I made just for that:

Batman · 07-14-2007, 11:25 PM

And there's another reason why the world should have a nuclear apocalypse.

Or a reason to support global warming.

Ex Deo · 07-14-2007, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jenova

Are you trying to give someone a seizure? lol

Jenova · 07-16-2007, 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ex Deo

Are you trying to give someone a seizure? lol

No, I was getting my 4chan meme on.

I AM THE CAPS MONSTER · 07-16-2007, 07:42 AM

lol haha thats made me laugh NOT Really

neverforgetlol · 07-21-2007, 08:07 PM

[Edited out]

Derek · 07-21-2007, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neverforgetlol

[Edited out]

Why do you keep doing that? It's really annoying.

And ZOMG at this thread. It's full of LULZ. *Rep'd The Dude*

neverforgetlol · 07-21-2007, 08:22 PM

lol u dont get it

Derek · 07-21-2007, 08:35 PM

lol i git dat ur being plajiriztik n copiepaste ov jenz fanfik ovar n ovar agin

neverforgetlol · 07-22-2007, 11:32 AM

no im insinuating its the worst fan fiction ever written

Derek · 07-22-2007, 03:58 PM

Obviously.

It's not a fan fiction, numbnuts.

But I'd like to see you write a story, plz. I don't think you have teh i kyu.

neverforgetlol · 07-22-2007, 09:11 PM

i know its not a fan fic but i used to tease jenova about it being a fan fic due to the main character being name d bincet which bore a resemblance to vincent from ff7 duh

and i still stand by that to this day because her name is jenova

Derek · 07-22-2007, 09:20 PM

I stil dun tink u gto da i kyu teh mak a stoorie

neverforgetlol · 07-22-2007, 09:59 PM

i can weave beautiful stories you moron
im not ****ing low enough to write about pre-existing characters tho
that **** is fukking gaY

07-13-2007, 12:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
The Dude I <3 Jak Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Scranton. Where the Office is filmed Age: 22 Posts: 2,418 Rep Power: 8	The Worst Fanfiction EVAR!!!! Right so I was on Somethingawful reading the weekly movie reviews they do for ** movies when something caught my eye. one of the links they have to thier forums they have recently added for visitors had the title. "The Worst Fanfiction ever." Curiosity got the best of me and I checked it out. What I came to realize that the title was a vast understatement. For in it, there was a link to fanfic on fanfiction.net that lead to "My Immortal." a harry potter fan fic. I'll save you the details and give the basic summary: Nearly every character in the fan fic is Goth, gay, retarded (also known as listens to MCR, Evanesance, etc), a scenekid, or a combination of thereof. The main character, known as Ebony, is the mary sue main character of the novel. As if the storyline alone isn't abominable. The entire fanfic is self is littered with a cluster of spelling errors, bad punctuation, horrible grammar and to top it all off, is and I ye not, 40 chapters long. The sound you probably just heard was a bit of your sanity, the part that says "No. Nobody could be that stupid. There's no freakin' way. Neither God nor evolution would allow that." screaming in agony. I ye not. It's 40 chapters filled with spelling errors, 1337 speech, bad grammar and all the stuff that makes you want to savagely beat teenagers. However, there is a silver lining to this story as it was later revealed that this was either a pisstake or a joke. But still, it exits. It lies waiting for its next victim. So without further ado, I give you. The Worst Fan fiction ever! Don't believe me? Google The worst fanfiction ever. I ing dare you. __________________ FFOF** Got a question or want to tell us why we suck? Click Here!

07-13-2007, 12:40 AM	#3 (permalink)
The Dude I <3 Jak Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Scranton. Where the Office is filmed Age: 22 Posts: 2,418 Rep Power: 8	You should know that since you claim to be the creator of that, that there is a special circle in hell reserved especially for you right? __________________ FFOF Got a question or want to tell us why we suck? Click Here!

07-13-2007, 12:44 AM	#4 (permalink)
The Dude I <3 Jak Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Scranton. Where the Office is filmed Age: 22 Posts: 2,418 Rep Power: 8	You should know that since you claim to be the creator of that, that there is a special circle in hell reserved especially for you right? __________________ FFOF Got a question or want to tell us why we suck? Click Here!

07-13-2007, 01:05 AM	#6 (permalink)
The Dude I <3 Jak Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Scranton. Where the Office is filmed Age: 22 Posts: 2,418 Rep Power: 8	Ironically that SA article probably was the article that got my attention. As ED said, "If she isn't a troll. i'll be the first in line to buy a semi automatic with which I will blow my brains out." __________________ FFOF Got a question or want to tell us why we suck? Click Here!

07-14-2007, 01:29 PM	#7 (permalink)
Jenova Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Cyrogetic tube in ShinRa HQ Age: 18 Posts: 642 Rep Power: 5	I laughed until I started crying. THIS is why I don't put my stories on the Internet. I don't need my characters getting written about by fanfic "writers". EDIT: Something I made just for that: __________________

07-13-2007, 12:39 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ex Deo Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: A theater near you. Age: 22 Posts: 640 Rep Power: 5	No, it wasn't a joke. I worked really hard on that!

07-13-2007, 12:46 AM	#5 (permalink)
The Man Vi veri vniversvm vivvs vici Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Florida Age: 25 Posts: 3,647 Rep Power: 0	lols, ED even has an article on it. My Immortal - Encyclopedia Dramatica edit: And there's a huge SA thread as well. roflcopter.

07-14-2007, 11:25 PM	#8 (permalink)
Batman Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: In your pants Age: 20 Posts: 404 Rep Power: 4	And there's another reason why the world should have a nuclear apocalypse. Or a reason to support global warming.

07-16-2007, 07:42 AM	#11 (permalink)
I AM THE CAPS MONSTER Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: SomeWhere Age: 16 Posts: 364 Rep Power: 4	lol haha thats made me laugh NOT Really

07-21-2007, 08:07 PM	#12 (permalink)
neverforgetlol Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Age: 20 Posts: 320 Rep Power: 4	[Edited out]

07-21-2007, 08:22 PM	#14 (permalink)
neverforgetlol Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Age: 20 Posts: 320 Rep Power: 4	lol u dont get it

07-22-2007, 11:32 AM	#16 (permalink)
neverforgetlol Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Age: 20 Posts: 320 Rep Power: 4	no im insinuating its the worst fan fiction ever written

07-22-2007, 09:11 PM	#18 (permalink)
neverforgetlol Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Age: 20 Posts: 320 Rep Power: 4	i know its not a fan fic but i used to tease jenova about it being a fan fic due to the main character being name d bincet which bore a resemblance to vincent from ff7 duh and i still stand by that to this day because her name is jenova

07-22-2007, 09:59 PM	#20 (permalink)
neverforgetlol Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Age: 20 Posts: 320 Rep Power: 4	i can weave beautiful stories you moron im not **ing low enough to write about pre-existing characters tho that ** is fukking gaY

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