The Failure Thread - Page 2

Chaotic Lionheart · 09-23-2009, 02:21 PM

i burned my knuckles on the grill last night at work

Lady Lamont · 09-24-2009, 04:22 AM

Getting up and out of bed, and falling on the floor.

Out of a JAPANESE FUTON ONTO THE FLOOR.

FAIL. *Sighs*

AuroraVirtuaFighter · 09-24-2009, 12:27 PM

This is not my fail but my birthmother's. I was playing Monopoly with her, my dad, and my brother, and somewhat Shinra (a.k.a. Rufus) and Rikku (we had a "team" thing going on). Anyway, my brother ends up buying the Boardwalk, and my mother bought Park Place. She was kinda poor, so my brother offered I think 600 dollars and the Electric Company for her Park Place (she had the Waterworks). So she..took the offer. OH NICE, NOW HE CAN PUT HOUSES ON HIS TWO DARK BLUE PROPERTIES AND RAISE THE RENT. -.- She ended up going bankrupt to him 'cause he ended up shooting up the rent to six-thousand dollars with hotels.

Lady Lamont · 09-24-2009, 01:32 PM

Hahahaha, maybe she was just letting him win?

Another failure of mine is, whenever I'm almost asleep - I can read but the words just don't make sense. XD

And one of my parent's, I said I was going to go and have a bath once I let one of the puppies outside to go to the toilet, and then my Mother got worried as she thought she heard "I'm going to go and have a bath, once I set fire to the yard and my backside." before going to my Father "SHE'S GONNA BURN EVERYTHIIIIING", I stood there and said "What the f*ck are you on? *Folds arms and stares for a minute before walking away*".

*Facepalm* FAIL.

AuroraVirtuaFighter · 09-24-2009, 05:58 PM

Nah, he's 30. I doubt she'd throw wins for a 30-year-old.

The one about your father made me laugh pretty hard xDDDD

09-23-2009, 02:21 PM	#21 (permalink)
Chaotic Lionheart Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Between Light and Darkness Age: 20 Posts: 1,975 Rep Power: 5	Re: The Failure Thread i burned my knuckles on the grill last night at work __________________ Cream cream creamy cheese gummy bears in my head if you touch them I will kill you and you will be dead then I'll bring you gummy bears to your tombstone even if you dont want them

09-24-2009, 04:22 AM	#22 (permalink)
Lady Lamont Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Terra Australis Age: 17 Posts: 2,445 Rep Power: 10	Re: The Failure Thread Getting up and out of bed, and falling on the floor. Out of a JAPANESE FUTON ONTO THE FLOOR. FAIL. Sighs __________________ Lamont's Signature Game

09-24-2009, 12:27 PM	#23 (permalink)
AuroraVirtuaFighter Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: My temple Age: 17 Posts: 1,119 Rep Power: 4	Re: The Failure Thread This is not my fail but my birthmother's. I was playing Monopoly with her, my dad, and my brother, and somewhat Shinra (a.k.a. Rufus) and Rikku (we had a "team" thing going on). Anyway, my brother ends up buying the Boardwalk, and my mother bought Park Place. She was kinda poor, so my brother offered I think 600 dollars and the Electric Company for her Park Place (she had the Waterworks). So she..took the offer. OH NICE, NOW HE CAN PUT HOUSES ON HIS TWO DARK BLUE PROPERTIES AND RAISE THE RENT. -.- She ended up going bankrupt to him 'cause he ended up shooting up the rent to six-thousand dollars with hotels. __________________ "Suddenly people know my name Suddenly everything has changed Suddenly I feel so alive In the blink of an eye Suddenly I am center stage Suddenly I am not afraid Suddenly I believe again In the blink of an eye it's happening now" -Ashley Tisdale, Suddenly *Believe in my Zanarkand...*

09-24-2009, 01:32 PM	#24 (permalink)
Lady Lamont Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Terra Australis Age: 17 Posts: 2,445 Rep Power: 10	Re: The Failure Thread Hahahaha, maybe she was just letting him win? Another failure of mine is, whenever I'm almost asleep - I can read but the words just don't make sense. XD And one of my parent's, I said I was going to go and have a bath once I let one of the puppies outside to go to the toilet, and then my Mother got worried as she thought she heard "I'm going to go and have a bath, once I set fire to the yard and my backside." before going to my Father "SHE'S GONNA BURN EVERYTHIIIIING", I stood there and said "What the fck are you on? Folds arms and stares for a minute before walking away". Facepalm* FAIL. __________________ Lamont's Signature Game

09-24-2009, 05:58 PM	#25 (permalink)
AuroraVirtuaFighter Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: My temple Age: 17 Posts: 1,119 Rep Power: 4	Re: The Failure Thread Nah, he's 30. I doubt she'd throw wins for a 30-year-old. The one about your father made me laugh pretty hard xDDDD __________________ "Suddenly people know my name Suddenly everything has changed Suddenly I feel so alive In the blink of an eye Suddenly I am center stage Suddenly I am not afraid Suddenly I believe again In the blink of an eye it's happening now" -Ashley Tisdale, Suddenly *Believe in my Zanarkand...*

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