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Old 02-09-2007, 02:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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It is widely and firmly believed that there are no real women on the internet, due to their apparent inability to navigate it.
Prove us all wrong; post pictures of yourselves naked. We promise* that the pictures will not be saved or posted elsewhere, etc. This is merely an oppertunity for you all to prove yourselves.


*..."promise" is such an easily and often hastily used word.
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Old 02-09-2007, 03:31 PM   #2 (permalink)
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"Women on the internet" is a myth. Any "chick" posting pics is just some old man posting pictures of the niece he thinks of when he jacks off.
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Old 02-09-2007, 03:53 PM   #3 (permalink)
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^ nasty
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Old 02-09-2007, 03:55 PM   #4 (permalink)
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The truth usually is.
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Old 02-09-2007, 03:59 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Well, either way we'd receive pornography.

If the posting of such material were permitted, that is.
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Old 02-09-2007, 04:06 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I'm all for that.
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Old 02-10-2007, 12:38 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I hereby support this thread.
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Old 02-10-2007, 12:53 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I agree to the suspicion of woman's absence on the internets.
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Old 02-10-2007, 01:10 PM   #9 (permalink)
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i is hav be met wiminz on teh intrawehbz befor
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Old 02-10-2007, 03:03 PM   #10 (permalink)
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indeed it is true. As someone said before, everyone on those lesbian chat rooms are just dudes trying to jerk it to their fantasy of two women doing it.
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Old 02-10-2007, 06:33 PM   #11 (permalink)
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there are definately no women on the internet
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there is never enough proof to establish gender on the internet. the only way gender can be proved is by giving your address out to someone and letting them lurk outside with a camera until they catch you naked.

that person then signs a legally binding contract and posts up the pictures he has taken for scrutiny.

if the pics are hot we can demand more proof until out sexual desires are appropriately taken care of or the "woman" in question is banned for faking her own nudity.
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Old 02-10-2007, 06:57 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I wonder if you could elaborate in detail how one goes about faking thier own nudity...
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Simple, post someone else's nude pics, possibly with your face attached to them but probably not
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by wearing a flesh coloured leotard?
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Old 02-10-2007, 07:01 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Oh, that too
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that or just going on to someone's photobucket who did post nudes of their girlfriend/relative and then saying "This is me. Don't be too shocked now."
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Sew yourself a woman suit out of cured strips of flesh from you many victims?
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