Snatch:

Uncle Avi: What should I call you? Bullet? Tony?
Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

Turkish: **** me, hold tight. What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There'a a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?

Brick Top: In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again.

Tommy: Who took the jam outta your doughnut?
Turkish: You took the ****ing jam outta my doughnut, Tommy, you!

Fifty years from now, when you're looking back at your life, don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?
-Sam Witwicky
From Transformers

u look like a retard trying 2 hump a doornob

quote from patches o' hollahan from the movie dodgeball

i also love the oh so famous line from saw II.

"oh yes, there will be blood."