things KH 2 peaple would never say

valentine · 03-30-2007, 05:13 PM

post thing from the game and say things they would never say and be funny about it

Larsa · 03-30-2007, 07:41 PM

Explain this a little more. I don't see the point of this thread?

Derek · 03-31-2007, 12:37 AM

Funny, huh?

Sora: Kairi, I wanna jam my fingers inside your vagina and make you moan till you cum all over my hand.

Temmuh · 04-14-2007, 12:55 AM

...I'm sorry, what?

EoT · 04-14-2007, 01:29 AM

Some of you are really slow. Post things which Kingdom Hearts 2 characters would NEVER say, example Sora: i wanna sex you up kairi!

Batman · 04-14-2007, 04:41 AM

A Sora x Kairi x Roxas x Namine foursome would be hot.

C'mon, you were all thinking it, I just had to say it.

Vinosec · 06-22-2007, 06:26 PM

Sora: suck my cock
Kairi: ok

Laxinaer · 06-23-2007, 01:52 AM

Goofy: SORA! THE HEARTLESS ARE COMING!!!
Sora: Goofy, don't you ever get tired of saying that?
Goofy: Gosh, I do sometimes.

King Hydro · 06-24-2007, 09:28 AM

Sora: Screw you guys, I'm going home......Wait..my home disappeared

sephirothfan · 06-29-2007, 05:37 PM

goofy to sora: i think you are gay.
sora: say what!!!!
goofy:that is what every one saying.
sora:i ****ing kill you, donald and riku.
goofy:gwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Oti · 07-11-2007, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EoT

Sora: i wanna sex you up kairi!

That is so true... from what I saw in KH2, Sora seems more interested in Riku...

The Dude · 07-11-2007, 09:11 PM

Sora: You know Donald, since technically you're a cartoon and I'm a video game character, nothing we do technically is real and therefore illegal.

Ex Deo · 07-12-2007, 12:10 AM

Sora: Donald, what is the point? Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the **** are you talking about?
Donald: Huh? No, what the **** are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked aggression here, Sora.
Goofy: What the **** is he talking about?
Sora: My rug.
Donald: Forget it, Goofy, you're out of your element!
Sora: Donald, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the **** are you talking about?
Donald: What the **** are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Sora. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Sora. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Sora, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
Sora: Donald, this isn't a guy who built the ****ing railroads here. This is a guy...
Donald: What the **** are you talking about?
Sora: Donald, he peed on my rug!
Goofy: He peed on Sora's rug.
Donald: Goofy you're out of your element! Sora, the Chinaman is not the issue here!

The Dude · 07-12-2007, 12:16 AM

God damn you Ex! taking the good idea of the Big Lebowski and putting it in here.

Ex Deo · 07-12-2007, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Dude

God damn you Ex! taking the good idea of the Big Lebowski and putting it in here.

I'll try not to be so awesome next time. :P

Abunix · 07-12-2007, 02:43 AM

Maleficent: You remind me of the babe.
Captain Hook: What babe?
Maleficent: The babe with the power.
Oogey Boogey: What power?
Maleficent: The power of Voodoo.
Ursula: Who do?
Maleficent: You do!
All: What?
Maleficent: Remind me of the babe!
Riku: O_O

A.M · 07-12-2007, 07:06 PM

Sora: "Riku, there's something I need to tell you but I'm too afraid to tell you."
Riku: "It's okay Sora. You can tell me anything."
Sora: "REALLY?!"
Riku: "Yes, now tell me already!"
Sora: You see; I had this dream that you, Kairi and I were holding hands. And well... I thought it was real at first because I was holding your hand.”
Riku: (Oh god not this again.) "Listen Sora, whatever voice in your head that tells you that we're lovers is lying to you."
Sora: "What are you talking about? That voice is telling the truth about me and you! We were meant to be together!"
Riku: "What about Kairi? Have you ever thought about how she's going to be affected by all of this?"
Sora: "I can care less about that bony girl. Besides, I'm tired of fighting over her. I rather have your love."
Riku: "What love? We're just friends nothing else!"
Sora: "That's not what you said when we were...”
Riku: "I thought I told you to not bring that up?"
Sora: "But it was a moment for the both of us!"
Riku: "It was a moment for you not the other way around."
Sora: "Why won't you admit that you’re ga.."
Riku: "Don't say it!"
Sora: "What, ga.."
Riku: "Don't say it!"
Sora: "Now you're trying to avoid it.."
Riku: "Enough I'm going to go jerk off to some porn that involves WOMEN. Maybe that's what you need porn with WOMEN."
Sora: "Don't fight it..."
Riku: "Hey.. What the hell are you doing? Your hand doesn't belong there!"
Sora: "Quiet, I'm going to do something that I always wanted to do!"
Riku: "Listen dammit; I'm not into your role playing games!"
Sora: "You can call this role playing all you want... I call this mating!"
Riku: "Oh ****..."

(Yaoi fan girls got nothing on me. Though this is going to be hard to explain if someone questions my sexuality.)

FadedDreams · 07-13-2007, 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abunix

Maleficent: You remind me of the babe.
Captain Hook: What babe?
Maleficent: The babe with the power.
Oogey Boogey: What power?
Maleficent: The power of Voodoo.
Ursula: Who do?
Maleficent: You do!
All: What?
Maleficent: Remind me of the babe!
Riku: O_O

DUDE I think I just pissed myself laughing!!!!!

Sora: I can't keep holding two Keyblades..... I need at least ONE hand.....

Blitzballer · 07-13-2007, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abunix

Maleficent: You remind me of the babe.
Captain Hook: What babe?
Maleficent: The babe with the power.
Oogey Boogey: What power?
Maleficent: The power of Voodoo.
Ursula: Who do?
Maleficent: You do!
All: What?
Maleficent: Remind me of the babe!
Riku: O_O

That is quite possibly the greatest thing ive read in a long time. Quality.

The Dude · 07-13-2007, 02:07 AM

keeping in line with Ex.

Goofy: Is this your homework, Riku? Is this your homework, Riku?
Sora: Look, man...
Goofy: Sora, please? Is this your homework, Riku?
Sora: Just ask him about the car.
Goofy: Is this yours, Riku? Is this your homework, Riku?
Sora: Is that your car out front?
Goofy: Is this your homework, Riku?
Sora: We know it's his ****ing homework! Where's the ****ing money, you little brat?
Goofy: Look, Riku. Have you ever heard of Vietnam?
Sora: Oh, for Christ's sake, Goofy...
Goofy: You're entering a world of pain, son. We know that this is your homework. We know that you stole a car.
Sora: And the ****ing money.
Goofy: And the ****ing money. And, we know that this is your homework.
Sora: We're going to cut your dick off, Riku.
Goofy: You're killing your father, Riku!
Goofy: Allright, I was hoping it wouldn't have to come to this. Riku, you might want to take a look at that Corvette out there. Son, this is what happens when you **** A STRANGER IN THE ASS!!!
(As Goofy walks out of the house)
Goofy: ****ing language problem, Sora. Little prick stonewalling me.
(Goofy pulls a crowbar out of Sora's trunk)
Sora: Goofy, what are you doing man?
Goofy: Maybe he'll understand this. YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, RIKU! YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS?! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU **** A STRANGER IN THE ASS! HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS, RIKU! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU **** A STRANGER IN THE ASS!

03-30-2007, 05:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
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Vinosec Always Changing Join Date: May 2007 Location: Death Departed Society Age: 16 Posts: 833 Rep Power: 5	Sora: suck my cock Kairi: ok __________________

06-23-2007, 01:52 AM	#8 (permalink)
Laxinaer Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Age: 19 Posts: 143 Rep Power: 4	Goofy: SORA! THE HEARTLESS ARE COMING!!! Sora: Goofy, don't you ever get tired of saying that? Goofy: Gosh, I do sometimes. __________________ "I'll have plenty of time to sleep when I'm dead."- Iceman

04-14-2007, 01:29 AM	#5 (permalink)
EoT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Sydney Age: 19 Posts: 580 Rep Power: 5	Some of you are really slow. Post things which Kingdom Hearts 2 characters would NEVER say, example Sora: i wanna sex you up kairi!

04-14-2007, 04:41 AM	#6 (permalink)
Batman Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: In your pants Age: 20 Posts: 404 Rep Power: 4	A Sora x Kairi x Roxas x Namine foursome would be hot. C'mon, you were all thinking it, I just had to say it.

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The Dude I <3 Jak Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Scranton. Where the Office is filmed Age: 22 Posts: 2,418 Rep Power: 8	Sora: You know Donald, since technically you're a cartoon and I'm a video game character, nothing we do technically is real and therefore illegal. __________________ FFOF Got a question or want to tell us why we suck? Click Here!

07-12-2007, 12:10 AM	#13 (permalink)
Ex Deo Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: A theater near you. Age: 21 Posts: 640 Rep Power: 5	Sora: Donald, what is the point? Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the ** are you talking about? Donald: Huh? No, what the are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked aggression here, Sora. Goofy: What the is he talking about? Sora: My rug. Donald: Forget it, Goofy, you're out of your element! Sora: Donald, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the are you talking about? Donald: What the are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Sora. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Sora. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Sora, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please. Sora: Donald, this isn't a guy who built the ing railroads here. This is a guy... Donald: What the are you talking about? Sora: Donald, he peed on my rug! Goofy: He peed on Sora's rug. Donald**: Goofy you're out of your element! Sora, the Chinaman is not the issue here!

07-12-2007, 12:16 AM	#14 (permalink)
The Dude I <3 Jak Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Scranton. Where the Office is filmed Age: 22 Posts: 2,418 Rep Power: 8	God damn you Ex! taking the good idea of the Big Lebowski and putting it in here. __________________ FFOF Got a question or want to tell us why we suck? Click Here!

07-12-2007, 02:43 AM	#16 (permalink)
Abunix Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Age: 22 Posts: 43 Rep Power: 3	Maleficent: You remind me of the babe. Captain Hook: What babe? Maleficent: The babe with the power. Oogey Boogey: What power? Maleficent: The power of Voodoo. Ursula: Who do? Maleficent: You do! All: What? Maleficent: Remind me of the babe! Riku: O_O

07-12-2007, 07:06 PM	#17 (permalink)
A.M Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: California Age: 20 Posts: 123 Rep Power: 3	Sora: "Riku, there's something I need to tell you but I'm too afraid to tell you." Riku: "It's okay Sora. You can tell me anything." Sora: "REALLY?!" Riku: "Yes, now tell me already!" Sora: You see; I had this dream that you, Kairi and I were holding hands. And well... I thought it was real at first because I was holding your hand.” Riku: (Oh god not this again.) "Listen Sora, whatever voice in your head that tells you that we're lovers is lying to you." Sora: "What are you talking about? That voice is telling the truth about me and you! We were meant to be together!" Riku: "What about Kairi? Have you ever thought about how she's going to be affected by all of this?" Sora: "I can care less about that bony girl. Besides, I'm tired of fighting over her. I rather have your love." Riku: "What love? We're just friends nothing else!" Sora: "That's not what you said when we were...” Riku: "I thought I told you to not bring that up?" Sora: "But it was a moment for the both of us!" Riku: "It was a moment for you not the other way around." Sora: "Why won't you admit that you’re ga.." Riku: "Don't say it!" Sora: "What, ga.." Riku: "Don't say it!" Sora: "Now you're trying to avoid it.." Riku: "Enough I'm going to go jerk off to some porn that involves WOMEN. Maybe that's what you need porn with WOMEN." Sora: "Don't fight it..." Riku: "Hey.. What the hell are you doing? Your hand doesn't belong there!" Sora: "Quiet, I'm going to do something that I always wanted to do!" Riku: "Listen dammit; I'm not into your role playing games!" Sora: "You can call this role playing all you want... I call this mating!" Riku: "Oh ****..." (Yaoi fan girls got nothing on me. Though this is going to be hard to explain if someone questions my sexuality.)

07-13-2007, 02:07 AM	#20 (permalink)
The Dude I <3 Jak Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Scranton. Where the Office is filmed Age: 22 Posts: 2,418 Rep Power: 8	keeping in line with Ex. Goofy: Is this your homework, Riku? Is this your homework, Riku? Sora: Look, man... Goofy: Sora, please? Is this your homework, Riku? Sora: Just ask him about the car. Goofy: Is this yours, Riku? Is this your homework, Riku? Sora: Is that your car out front? Goofy: Is this your homework, Riku? Sora: We know it's his **ing homework! Where's the ing money, you little brat? Goofy: Look, Riku. Have you ever heard of Vietnam? Sora: Oh, for Christ's sake, Goofy... Goofy: You're entering a world of pain, son. We know that this is your homework. We know that you stole a car. Sora: And the ing money. Goofy: And the ing money. And, we know that this is your homework. Sora: We're going to cut your dick off, Riku. Goofy: You're killing your father, Riku! Goofy: Allright, I was hoping it wouldn't have to come to this. Riku, you might want to take a look at that Corvette out there. Son, this is what happens when you A STRANGER IN THE ASS!!! (As Goofy walks out of the house) Goofy: ing language problem, Sora. Little prick stonewalling me. (Goofy pulls a crowbar out of Sora's trunk) Sora: Goofy, what are you doing man? Goofy: Maybe he'll understand this. YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, RIKU! YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS?! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU A STRANGER IN THE ASS! HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS, RIKU! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU A STRANGER IN THE ASS! __________________ FFOF** Got a question or want to tell us why we suck? Click Here!

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