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Ferrinas Solidor
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Kansas City
Age: 14
Posts: 2,327
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Once upon a time there was a woman who lived with cheerleaders and was a whore or so people thought. She was actually a door to door saleswoman that sold prosthetic legs. Her goal in life was to die wealthy and solve the mystery of the lost panties. Her daughter was hit by the panties before they were stolen by King Kong and his band The Velour Fog Experience. The pants were cherished and loved by many. The woman was destraught because she lost her chance to meet King Kong and his rapping girlfriend. Rap music was not as good as Rock in her humble opinion which was fact naturally. The cheerleaders tried consoling her to no avail. She lost her motivation to sell deep fried babies and homemade beer. The beer was Mexican. It tasted like tacos and piss so she knew it was perfect.
Back in the Everglades in the old Smokey Mountains. An alligator set fire to the stolen pants and did a rain dance. He danced and danced until MJ gave him some Jesus juice which tasted like Heineken beer. Plus it excluded babies except the Vietnamese ones. King Kong was furious. Because he was Vietnamese. A massive brawl ensued between Jack Thompson and a giant violent beanstalk that he tried suing for playing Counter Strike and training teenage killers. Queen Brahne was resurrected and sexed with Ragnarok. Weirdly, Thompson was aroused and started to masturbate. He was frustrated as Bill Gates did not seem at all interested even though they had an affair with a mutant black homo pig who huffed and puffed and sucked some bannas which made him sick. So he ate some pig which banned him from the clan of PCG "Pig Conservatory Group". So he set off and found Bill Gates raping a chocobo upsidedown. And then Bush came. a giant man-eating rhino had a life of romantic flesh eating people. These people had were |
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Once upon a time there was a woman who lived with cheerleaders and was a whore or so people thought. She was actually a door to door saleswoman that sold prosthetic legs. Her goal in life was to die wealthy and solve the mystery of the lost panties. Her daughter was hit by the panties before they were stolen by King Kong and his band The Velour Fog Experience. The pants were cherished and loved by many. The woman was destraught because she lost her chance to meet King Kong and his rapping girlfriend. Rap music was not as good as Rock in her humble opinion which was fact naturally. The cheerleaders tried consoling her to no avail. She lost her motivation to sell deep fried babies and homemade beer. The beer was Mexican. It tasted like tacos and piss so she knew it was perfect.
Back in the Everglades in the old Smokey Mountains. An alligator set fire to the stolen pants and did a rain dance. He danced and danced until MJ gave him some Jesus juice which tasted like Heineken beer. Plus it excluded babies except the Vietnamese ones. King Kong was furious. Because he was Vietnamese. A massive brawl ensued between Jack Thompson and a giant violent beanstalk that he tried suing for playing Counter Strike and training teenage killers. Queen Brahne was resurrected and sexed with Ragnarok. Weirdly, Thompson was aroused and started to masturbate. He was frustrated as Bill Gates did not seem at all interested even though they had an affair with a mutant black homo pig who huffed and puffed and sucked some bannas which made him sick. So he ate some pig which banned him from the clan of PCG "Pig Conservatory Group". So he set off and found Bill Gates raping a chocobo upsidedown. And then Bush came. a giant man-eating rhino had a life of romantic flesh eating people. These people had were cockroach infested teath and
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Ferrinas Solidor
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Kansas City
Age: 14
Posts: 2,327
Rep Power: 8
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Once upon a time there was a woman who lived with cheerleaders and was a whore or so people thought. She was actually a door to door saleswoman that sold prosthetic legs. Her goal in life was to die wealthy and solve the mystery of the lost panties. Her daughter was hit by the panties before they were stolen by King Kong and his band The Velour Fog Experience. The pants were cherished and loved by many. The woman was destraught because she lost her chance to meet King Kong and his rapping girlfriend. Rap music was not as good as Rock in her humble opinion which was fact naturally. The cheerleaders tried consoling her to no avail. She lost her motivation to sell deep fried babies and homemade beer. The beer was Mexican. It tasted like tacos and piss so she knew it was perfect.
Back in the Everglades in the old Smokey Mountains. An alligator set fire to the stolen pants and did a rain dance. He danced and danced until MJ gave him some Jesus juice which tasted like Heineken beer. Plus it excluded babies except the Vietnamese ones. King Kong was furious. Because he was Vietnamese. A massive brawl ensued between Jack Thompson and a giant violent beanstalk that he tried suing for playing Counter Strike and training teenage killers. Queen Brahne was resurrected and sexed with Ragnarok. Weirdly, Thompson was aroused and started to masturbate. He was frustrated as Bill Gates did not seem at all interested even though they had an affair with a mutant black homo pig who huffed and puffed and sucked some bannas which made him sick. So he ate some pig which banned him from the clan of PCG "Pig Conservatory Group". So he set off and found Bill Gates raping a chocobo upsidedown. And then Bush came. a giant man-eating rhino had a life of romantic flesh eating people. These people had many cockroach infested teath and ate the stuff that |
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Once upon a time there was a woman who lived with cheerleaders and was a whore or so people thought. She was actually a door to door saleswoman that sold prosthetic legs. Her goal in life was to die wealthy and solve the mystery of the lost panties. Her daughter was hit by the panties before they were stolen by King Kong and his band The Velour Fog Experience. The pants were cherished and loved by many. The woman was destraught because she lost her chance to meet King Kong and his rapping girlfriend. Rap music was not as good as Rock in her humble opinion which was fact naturally. The cheerleaders tried consoling her to no avail. She lost her motivation to sell deep fried babies and homemade beer. The beer was Mexican. It tasted like tacos and piss so she knew it was perfect.
Back in the Everglades in the old Smokey Mountains. An alligator set fire to the stolen pants and did a rain dance. He danced and danced until MJ gave him some Jesus juice which tasted like Heineken beer. Plus it excluded babies except the Vietnamese ones. King Kong was furious. Because he was Vietnamese. A massive brawl ensued between Jack Thompson and a giant violent beanstalk that he tried suing for playing Counter Strike and training teenage killers. Queen Brahne was resurrected and sexed with Ragnarok. Weirdly, Thompson was aroused and started to masturbate. He was frustrated as Bill Gates did not seem at all interested even though they had an affair with a mutant black homo pig who huffed and puffed and sucked some bannas which made him sick. So he ate some pig which banned him from the clan of PCG "Pig Conservatory Group". So he set off and found Bill Gates raping a chocobo upsidedown. And then Bush came. a giant man-eating rhino had a life of romantic flesh eating people. These people had many cockroach infested teath and ate the stuff that made them pee the
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Ferrinas Solidor
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Kansas City
Age: 14
Posts: 2,327
Rep Power: 8
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Once upon a time there was a woman who lived with cheerleaders and was a whore or so people thought. She was actually a door to door saleswoman that sold prosthetic legs. Her goal in life was to die wealthy and solve the mystery of the lost panties. Her daughter was hit by the panties before they were stolen by King Kong and his band The Velour Fog Experience. The pants were cherished and loved by many. The woman was destraught because she lost her chance to meet King Kong and his rapping girlfriend. Rap music was not as good as Rock in her humble opinion which was fact naturally. The cheerleaders tried consoling her to no avail. She lost her motivation to sell deep fried babies and homemade beer. The beer was Mexican. It tasted like tacos and piss so she knew it was perfect.
Back in the Everglades in the old Smokey Mountains. An alligator set fire to the stolen pants and did a rain dance. He danced and danced until MJ gave him some Jesus juice which tasted like Heineken beer. Plus it excluded babies except the Vietnamese ones. King Kong was furious. Because he was Vietnamese. A massive brawl ensued between Jack Thompson and a giant violent beanstalk that he tried suing for playing Counter Strike and training teenage killers. Queen Brahne was resurrected and sexed with Ragnarok. Weirdly, Thompson was aroused and started to masturbate. He was frustrated as Bill Gates did not seem at all interested even though they had an affair with a mutant black homo pig who huffed and puffed and sucked some bannas which made him sick. So he ate some pig which banned him from the clan of PCG "Pig Conservatory Group". So he set off and found Bill Gates raping a chocobo upsidedown. And then Bush came. a giant man-eating rhino had a life of romantic flesh eating people. These people had many cockroach infested teath and ate the stuff that made them pee the entire peice of **** |
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Once upon a time there was a woman who lived with cheerleaders and was a whore or so people thought. She was actually a door to door saleswoman that sold prosthetic legs. Her goal in life was to die wealthy and solve the mystery of the lost panties. Her daughter was hit by the panties before they were stolen by King Kong and his band The Velour Fog Experience. The pants were cherished and loved by many. The woman was destraught because she lost her chance to meet King Kong and his rapping girlfriend. Rap music was not as good as Rock in her humble opinion which was fact naturally. The cheerleaders tried consoling her to no avail. She lost her motivation to sell deep fried babies and homemade beer. The beer was Mexican. It tasted like tacos and piss so she knew it was perfect.
Back in the Everglades in the old Smokey Mountains. An alligator set fire to the stolen pants and did a rain dance. He danced and danced until MJ gave him some Jesus juice which tasted like Heineken beer. Plus it excluded babies except the Vietnamese ones. King Kong was furious. Because he was Vietnamese. A massive brawl ensued between Jack Thompson and a giant violent beanstalk that he tried suing for playing Counter Strike and training teenage killers. Queen Brahne was resurrected and sexed with Ragnarok. Weirdly, Thompson was aroused and started to masturbate. He was frustrated as Bill Gates did not seem at all interested even though they had an affair with a mutant black homo pig who huffed and puffed and sucked some bannas which made him sick. So he ate some pig which banned him from the clan of PCG "Pig Conservatory Group". So he set off and found Bill Gates raping a chocobo upsidedown. And then Bush came. a giant man-eating rhino had a life of romantic flesh eating people. These people had many cockroach infested teath and ate the stuff that made them pee the entire peice of **** out of there grandma's
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Age: 21
Posts: 12
Rep Power: 3
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Once upon a time there was a woman who lived with cheerleaders and was a whore or so people thought. She was actually a door to door saleswoman that sold prosthetic legs. Her goal in life was to die wealthy and solve the mystery of the lost panties. Her daughter was hit by the panties before they were stolen by King Kong and his band The Velour Fog Experience. The pants were cherished and loved by many. The woman was destraught because she lost her chance to meet King Kong and his rapping girlfriend. Rap music was not as good as Rock in her humble opinion which was fact naturally. The cheerleaders tried consoling her to no avail. She lost her motivation to sell deep fried babies and homemade beer. The beer was Mexican. It tasted like tacos and piss so she knew it was perfect.
Back in the Everglades in the old Smokey Mountains. An alligator set fire to the stolen pants and did a rain dance. He danced and danced until MJ gave him some Jesus juice which tasted like Heineken beer. Plus it excluded babies except the Vietnamese ones. King Kong was furious. Because he was Vietnamese. A massive brawl ensued between Jack Thompson and a giant violent beanstalk that he tried suing for playing Counter Strike and training teenage killers. Queen Brahne was resurrected and sexed with Ragnarok. Weirdly, Thompson was aroused and started to masturbate. He was frustrated as Bill Gates did not seem at all interested even though they had an affair with a mutant black homo pig who huffed and puffed and sucked some bannas which made him sick. So he ate some pig which banned him from the clan of PCG "Pig Conservatory Group". So he set off and found Bill Gates raping a chocobo upsidedown. And then Bush came. a giant man-eating rhino had a life of romantic flesh eating people. These people had many cockroach infested teath and ate the stuff that made them pee the entire peice of **** out of there grandma's mouth and set it |
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Once upon a time there was a woman who lived with cheerleaders and was a whore or so people thought. She was actually a door to door saleswoman that sold prosthetic legs. Her goal in life was to die wealthy and solve the mystery of the lost panties. Her daughter was hit by the panties before they were stolen by King Kong and his band The Velour Fog Experience. The pants were cherished and loved by many. The woman was destraught because she lost her chance to meet King Kong and his rapping girlfriend. Rap music was not as good as Rock in her humble opinion which was fact naturally. The cheerleaders tried consoling her to no avail. She lost her motivation to sell deep fried babies and homemade beer. The beer was Mexican. It tasted like tacos and piss so she knew it was perfect.
Back in the Everglades in the old Smokey Mountains. An alligator set fire to the stolen pants and did a rain dance. He danced and danced until MJ gave him some Jesus juice which tasted like Heineken beer. Plus it excluded babies except the Vietnamese ones. King Kong was furious. Because he was Vietnamese. A massive brawl ensued between Jack Thompson and a giant violent beanstalk that he tried suing for playing Counter Strike and training teenage killers. Queen Brahne was resurrected and sexed with Ragnarok. Weirdly, Thompson was aroused and started to masturbate. He was frustrated as Bill Gates did not seem at all interested even though they had an affair with a mutant black homo pig who huffed and puffed and sucked some bannas which made him sick. So he ate some pig which banned him from the clan of PCG "Pig Conservatory Group". So he set off and found Bill Gates raping a chocobo upsidedown. And then Bush came. a giant man-eating rhino had a life of romantic flesh eating people. These people had many cockroach infested teath and ate the stuff that made them pee the entire peice of **** out of there grandma's mouth and set it on a plate and
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Missouri
Age: 18
Posts: 1,685
Rep Power: 0
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Once upon a time there was a woman who lived with cheerleaders and was a whore or so people thought. She was actually a door to door saleswoman that sold prosthetic legs. Her goal in life was to die wealthy and solve the mystery of the lost panties. Her daughter was hit by the panties before they were stolen by King Kong and his band The Velour Fog Experience. The pants were cherished and loved by many. The woman was destraught because she lost her chance to meet King Kong and his rapping girlfriend. Rap music was not as good as Rock in her humble opinion which was fact naturally. The cheerleaders tried consoling her to no avail. She lost her motivation to sell deep fried babies and homemade beer. The beer was Mexican. It tasted like tacos and piss so she knew it was perfect.
Back in the Everglades in the old Smokey Mountains. An alligator set fire to the stolen pants and did a rain dance. He danced and danced until MJ gave him some Jesus juice which tasted like Heineken beer. Plus it excluded babies except the Vietnamese ones. King Kong was furious. Because he was Vietnamese. A massive brawl ensued between Jack Thompson and a giant violent beanstalk that he tried suing for playing Counter Strike and training teenage killers. Queen Brahne was resurrected and sexed with Ragnarok. Weirdly, Thompson was aroused and started to masturbate. He was frustrated as Bill Gates did not seem at all interested even though they had an affair with a mutant black homo pig who huffed and puffed and sucked some bannas which made him sick. So he ate some pig which banned him from the clan of PCG "Pig Conservatory Group". So he set off and found Bill Gates raping a chocobo upsidedown. And then Bush came. a giant man-eating rhino had a life of romantic flesh eating people. These people had many cockroach infested teath and ate the stuff that made them pee the entire peice of **** out of there grandma's mouth and set it on a plate and eat it. The green |
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Once upon a time there was a woman who lived with cheerleaders and was a whore or so people thought. She was actually a door to door saleswoman that sold prosthetic legs. Her goal in life was to die wealthy and solve the mystery of the lost panties. Her daughter was hit by the panties before they were stolen by King Kong and his band The Velour Fog Experience. The pants were cherished and loved by many. The woman was destraught because she lost her chance to meet King Kong and his rapping girlfriend. Rap music was not as good as Rock in her humble opinion which was fact naturally. The cheerleaders tried consoling her to no avail. She lost her motivation to sell deep fried babies and homemade beer. The beer was Mexican. It tasted like tacos and piss so she knew it was perfect.
Back in the Everglades in the old Smokey Mountains. An alligator set fire to the stolen pants and did a rain dance. He danced and danced until MJ gave him some Jesus juice which tasted like Heineken beer. Plus it excluded babies except the Vietnamese ones. King Kong was furious. Because he was Vietnamese. A massive brawl ensued between Jack Thompson and a giant violent beanstalk that he tried suing for playing Counter Strike and training teenage killers. Queen Brahne was resurrected and sexed with Ragnarok. Weirdly, Thompson was aroused and started to masturbate. He was frustrated as Bill Gates did not seem at all interested even though they had an affair with a mutant black homo pig who huffed and puffed and sucked some bannas which made him sick. So he ate some pig which banned him from the clan of PCG "Pig Conservatory Group". So he set off and found Bill Gates raping a chocobo upsidedown. And then Bush came. a giant man-eating rhino had a life of romantic flesh eating people. These people had many cockroach infested teath and ate the stuff that made them pee the entire peice of **** out of there grandma's mouth and set it on a plate and eat it. The green and white bananna came
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Missouri
Age: 18
Posts: 1,685
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Once upon a time there was a woman who lived with cheerleaders and was a whore or so people thought. She was actually a door to door saleswoman that sold prosthetic legs. Her goal in life was to die wealthy and solve the mystery of the lost panties. Her daughter was hit by the panties before they were stolen by King Kong and his band The Velour Fog Experience. The pants were cherished and loved by many. The woman was destraught because she lost her chance to meet King Kong and his rapping girlfriend. Rap music was not as good as Rock in her humble opinion which was fact naturally. The cheerleaders tried consoling her to no avail. She lost her motivation to sell deep fried babies and homemade beer. The beer was Mexican. It tasted like tacos and piss so she knew it was perfect.
Back in the Everglades in the old Smokey Mountains. An alligator set fire to the stolen pants and did a rain dance. He danced and danced until MJ gave him some Jesus juice which tasted like Heineken beer. Plus it excluded babies except the Vietnamese ones. King Kong was furious. Because he was Vietnamese. A massive brawl ensued between Jack Thompson and a giant violent beanstalk that he tried suing for playing Counter Strike and training teenage killers. Queen Brahne was resurrected and sexed with Ragnarok. Weirdly, Thompson was aroused and started to masturbate. He was frustrated as Bill Gates did not seem at all interested even though they had an affair with a mutant black homo pig who huffed and puffed and sucked some bannas which made him sick. So he ate some pig which banned him from the clan of PCG "Pig Conservatory Group". So he set off and found Bill Gates raping a chocobo upsidedown. And then Bush came. a giant man-eating rhino had a life of romantic flesh eating people. These people had many cockroach infested teath and ate the stuff that made them pee the entire peice of **** out of there grandma's mouth and set it on a plate and eat it. The green and white bananna came to take over little |
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Ferrinas Solidor
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Kansas City
Age: 14
Posts: 2,327
Rep Power: 8
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Once upon a time there was a woman who lived with cheerleaders and was a whore or so people thought. She was actually a door to door saleswoman that sold prosthetic legs. Her goal in life was to die wealthy and solve the mystery of the lost panties. Her daughter was hit by the panties before they were stolen by King Kong and his band The Velour Fog Experience. The pants were cherished and loved by many. The woman was destraught because she lost her chance to meet King Kong and his rapping girlfriend. Rap music was not as good as Rock in her humble opinion which was fact naturally. The cheerleaders tried consoling her to no avail. She lost her motivation to sell deep fried babies and homemade beer. The beer was Mexican. It tasted like tacos and piss so she knew it was perfect.
Back in the Everglades in the old Smokey Mountains. An alligator set fire to the stolen pants and did a rain dance. He danced and danced until MJ gave him some Jesus juice which tasted like Heineken beer. Plus it excluded babies except the Vietnamese ones. King Kong was furious. Because he was Vietnamese. A massive brawl ensued between Jack Thompson and a giant violent beanstalk that he tried suing for playing Counter Strike and training teenage killers. Queen Brahne was resurrected and sexed with Ragnarok. Weirdly, Thompson was aroused and started to masturbate. He was frustrated as Bill Gates did not seem at all interested even though they had an affair with a mutant black homo pig who huffed and puffed and sucked some bannas which made him sick. So he ate some pig which banned him from the clan of PCG "Pig Conservatory Group". So he set off and found Bill Gates raping a chocobo upsidedown. And then Bush came. a giant man-eating rhino had a life of romantic flesh eating people. These people had many cockroach infested teath and ate the stuff that made them pee the entire peice of **** out of there grandma's mouth and set it on a plate and eat it. The green and white bananna came to take over little angels who did |
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Missouri
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Once upon a time there was a woman who lived with cheerleaders and was a whore or so people thought. She was actually a door to door saleswoman that sold prosthetic legs. Her goal in life was to die wealthy and solve the mystery of the lost panties. Her daughter was hit by the panties before they were stolen by King Kong and his band The Velour Fog Experience. The pants were cherished and loved by many. The woman was destraught because she lost her chance to meet King Kong and his rapping girlfriend. Rap music was not as good as Rock in her humble opinion which was fact naturally. The cheerleaders tried consoling her to no avail. She lost her motivation to sell deep fried babies and homemade beer. The beer was Mexican. It tasted like tacos and piss so she knew it was perfect. Back in the Everglades in the old Smokey Mountains. An alligator set fire to the stolen pants and did a rain dance. He danced and danced until MJ gave him some Jesus juice which tasted like Heineken beer. Plus it excluded babies except the Vietnamese ones. King Kong was furious. Because he was Vietnamese. A massive brawl ensued between Jack Thompson and a giant violent beanstalk that he tried suing for playing Counter Strike and training teenage killers. Queen Brahne was resurrected and sexed with Ragnarok. Weirdly, Thompson was aroused and started to masturbate. He was frustrated as Bill Gates did not seem at all interested even though they had an affair with a mutant black homo pig who huffed and puffed and sucked some bannas which made him sick. So he ate some pig which banned him from the clan of PCG "Pig Conservatory Group". So he set off and found Bill Gates raping a chocobo upsidedown. And then Bush came. a giant man-eating rhino had a life of romantic flesh eating people. These people had many cockroach infested teath and ate the stuff that made them pee the entire peice of **** out of there grandma's mouth and set it on a plate and eat it. The green and white bananna came to take over little angels who did not listen to his |
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Once upon a time there was a woman who lived with cheerleaders and was a whore or so people thought. She was actually a door to door saleswoman that sold prosthetic legs. Her goal in life was to die wealthy and solve the mystery of the lost panties. Her daughter was hit by the panties before they were stolen by King Kong and his band The Velour Fog Experience. The pants were cherished and loved by many. The woman was destraught because she lost her chance to meet King Kong and his rapping girlfriend. Rap music was not as good as Rock in her humble opinion which was fact naturally. The cheerleaders tried consoling her to no avail. She lost her motivation to sell deep fried babies and homemade beer. The beer was Mexican. It tasted like tacos and piss so she knew it was perfect.
Back in the Everglades in the old Smokey Mountains. An alligator set fire to the stolen pants and did a rain dance. He danced and danced until MJ gave him some Jesus juice which tasted like Heineken beer. Plus it excluded babies except the Vietnamese ones. King Kong was furious. Because he was Vietnamese. A massive brawl ensued between Jack Thompson and a giant violent beanstalk that he tried suing for playing Counter Strike and training teenage killers. Queen Brahne was resurrected and sexed with Ragnarok. Weirdly, Thompson was aroused and started to masturbate. He was frustrated as Bill Gates did not seem at all interested even though they had an affair with a mutant black homo pig who huffed and puffed and sucked some bannas which made him sick. So he ate some pig which banned him from the clan of PCG "Pig Conservatory Group". So he set off and found Bill Gates raping a chocobo upsidedown. And then Bush came. a giant man-eating rhino had a life of romantic flesh eating people. These people had many cockroach infested teath and ate the stuff that made them pee the entire peice of **** out of there grandma's mouth and set it on a plate and eat it. The green and white bananna came to take over little angels who did not listen to his commands and sexual whims.
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Age: 18
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Once upon a time there was a woman who lived with cheerleaders and was a whore or so people thought. She was actually a door to door saleswoman that sold prosthetic legs. Her goal in life was to die wealthy and solve the mystery of the lost panties. Her daughter was hit by the panties before they were stolen by King Kong and his band The Velour Fog Experience. The pants were cherished and loved by many. The woman was destraught because she lost her chance to meet King Kong and his rapping girlfriend. Rap music was not as good as Rock in her humble opinion which was fact naturally. The cheerleaders tried consoling her to no avail. She lost her motivation to sell deep fried babies and homemade beer. The beer was Mexican. It tasted like tacos and piss so she knew it was perfect.
Back in the Everglades in the old Smokey Mountains. An alligator set fire to the stolen pants and did a rain dance. He danced and danced until MJ gave him some Jesus juice which tasted like Heineken beer. Plus it excluded babies except the Vietnamese ones. King Kong was furious. Because he was Vietnamese. A massive brawl ensued between Jack Thompson and a giant violent beanstalk that he tried suing for playing Counter Strike and training teenage killers. Queen Brahne was resurrected and sexed with Ragnarok. Weirdly, Thompson was aroused and started to masturbate. He was frustrated as Bill Gates did not seem at all interested even though they had an affair with a mutant black homo pig who huffed and puffed and sucked some bannas which made him sick. So he ate some pig which banned him from the clan of PCG "Pig Conservatory Group". So he set off and found Bill Gates raping a chocobo upsidedown. And then Bush came. a giant man-eating rhino had a life of romantic flesh eating people. These people had many cockroach infested teath and ate the stuff that made them pee the entire peice of **** out of there grandma's mouth and set it on a plate and eat it. The green and white bananna came to take over little angels who did not listen to his commands and sexual whims. The feds caught him |
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Once upon a time there was a woman who lived with cheerleaders and was a whore or so people thought. She was actually a door to door saleswoman that sold prosthetic legs. Her goal in life was to die wealthy and solve the mystery of the lost panties. Her daughter was hit by the panties before they were stolen by King Kong and his band The Velour Fog Experience. The pants were cherished and loved by many. The woman was destraught because she lost her chance to meet King Kong and his rapping girlfriend. Rap music was not as good as Rock in her humble opinion which was fact naturally. The cheerleaders tried consoling her to no avail. She lost her motivation to sell deep fried babies and homemade beer. The beer was Mexican. It tasted like tacos and piss so she knew it was perfect.
Back in the Everglades in the old Smokey Mountains. An alligator set fire to the stolen pants and did a rain dance. He danced and danced until MJ gave him some Jesus juice which tasted like Heineken beer. Plus it excluded babies except the Vietnamese ones. King Kong was furious. Because he was Vietnamese. A massive brawl ensued between Jack Thompson and a giant violent beanstalk that he tried suing for playing Counter Strike and training teenage killers. Queen Brahne was resurrected and sexed with Ragnarok. Weirdly, Thompson was aroused and started to masturbate. He was frustrated as Bill Gates did not seem at all interested even though they had an affair with a mutant black homo pig who huffed and puffed and sucked some bannas which made him sick. So he ate some pig which banned him from the clan of PCG "Pig Conservatory Group". So he set off and found Bill Gates raping a chocobo upsidedown. And then Bush came. a giant man-eating rhino had a life of romantic flesh eating people. These people had many cockroach infested teath and ate the stuff that made them pee the entire peice of **** out of there grandma's mouth and set it on a plate and eat it. The green and white bananna came to take over little angels who did not listen to his commands and sexual whims. The feds caught him and Jail'd him where
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Once upon a time there was a woman who lived with cheerleaders and was a whore or so people thought. She was actually a door to door saleswoman that sold prosthetic legs. Her goal in life was to die wealthy and solve the mystery of the lost panties. Her daughter was hit by the panties before they were stolen by King Kong and his band The Velour Fog Experience. The pants were cherished and loved by many. The woman was destraught because she lost her chance to meet King Kong and his rapping girlfriend. Rap music was not as good as Rock in her humble opinion which was fact naturally. The cheerleaders tried consoling her to no avail. She lost her motivation to sell deep fried babies and homemade beer. The beer was Mexican. It tasted like tacos and piss so she knew it was perfect.
Back in the Everglades in the old Smokey Mountains. An alligator set fire to the stolen pants and did a rain dance. He danced and danced until MJ gave him some Jesus juice which tasted like Heineken beer. Plus it excluded babies except the Vietnamese ones. King Kong was furious. Because he was Vietnamese. A massive brawl ensued between Jack Thompson and a giant violent beanstalk that he tried suing for playing Counter Strike and training teenage killers. Queen Brahne was resurrected and sexed with Ragnarok. Weirdly, Thompson was aroused and started to masturbate. He was frustrated as Bill Gates did not seem at all interested even though they had an affair with a mutant black homo pig who huffed and puffed and sucked some bannas which made him sick. So he ate some pig which banned him from the clan of PCG "Pig Conservatory Group". So he set off and found Bill Gates raping a chocobo upsidedown. And then Bush came. a giant man-eating rhino had a life of romantic flesh eating people. These people had many cockroach infested teath and ate the stuff that made them pee the entire peice of **** out of there grandma's mouth and set it on a plate and eat it. The green and white bananna came to take over little angels who did not listen to his commands and sexual whims. The feds caught him and Jail'd him where homosexual interrogator from Guantanamo |
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Once upon a time there was a woman who lived with cheerleaders and was a whore or so people thought. She was actually a door to door saleswoman that sold prosthetic legs. Her goal in life was to die wealthy and solve the mystery of the lost panties. Her daughter was hit by the panties before they were stolen by King Kong and his band The Velour Fog Experience. The pants were cherished and loved by many. The woman was destraught because she lost her chance to meet King Kong and his rapping girlfriend. Rap music was not as good as Rock in her humble opinion which was fact naturally. The cheerleaders tried consoling her to no avail. She lost her motivation to sell deep fried babies and homemade beer. The beer was Mexican. It tasted like tacos and piss so she knew it was perfect. Back in the Everglades in the old Smokey Mountains. An alligator set fire to the stolen pants and did a rain dance. He danced and danced until MJ gave him some Jesus juice which tasted like Heineken beer. Plus it excluded babies except the Vietnamese ones. King Kong was furious. Because he was Vietnamese. A massive brawl ensued between Jack Thompson and a giant violent beanstalk that he tried suing for playing Counter Strike and training teenage killers. Queen Brahne was resurrected and sexed with Ragnarok. Weirdly, Thompson was aroused and started to masturbate. He was frustrated as Bill Gates did not seem at all interested even though they had an affair with a mutant black homo pig who huffed and puffed and sucked some bannas which made him sick. So he ate some pig which banned him from the clan of PCG "Pig Conservatory Group". So he set off and found Bill Gates raping a chocobo upsidedown. And then Bush came. a giant man-eating rhino had a life of romantic flesh eating people. These people had many cockroach infested teath and ate the stuff that made them pee the entire peice of **** out of there grandma's mouth and set |