4 Word Story

[WackaWacka]

Once upon a time there was a woman who lived with cheerleaders and was a whore or so people thought. She was actually a door to door saleswoman that sold prosthetic legs. Her goal in life was to die wealthy and solve the mystery of the lost panties. Her daughter was hit by the panties before they were stolen by King Kong and his band The Velour Fog Experience. The pants were cherished and loved by many. The woman was destraught because she lost her chance to meet King Kong and his rapping girlfriend. Rap music was not as good as Rock in her humble opinion which was fact naturally. The cheerleaders tried consoling her to no avail. She lost her motivation to sell deep fried babies and homemade beer. The beer was Mexican. It tasted like tacos and piss so she knew it was perfect.

Back in the Everglades in the old Smokey Mountains. An alligator set fire to the stolen pants and did a rain dance. He danced and danced until MJ gave him some Jesus juice which tasted like Heineken beer. Plus it excluded babies except the Vietnamese ones. King Kong was furious. Because he was Vietnamese. A massive brawl ensued between Jack Thompson and a giant violent beanstalk that he tried suing for playing Counter Strike and training teenage killers. Queen Brahne was resurrected and sexed with Ragnarok. Weirdly, Thompson was aroused and started to masturbate. He was frustrated as Bill Gates did not seem at all interested even though they had an affair with a mutant black homo pig who huffed and puffed and sucked some bannas which made him sick. So he ate some pig which banned him from the clan of PCG "Pig Conservatory Group". So he set off and found Bill Gates raping a chocobo upsidedown. And then Bush came.
a giant man-eating rhino had a life of romantic flesh eating people. These people had many cockroach infested teath and ate the stuff that made them pee the entire peice of **** out of there grandma's mouth and set it on a plate and eat it.

The green and white bananna came to take over little angels who did not listen to his commands and sexual whims. The feds caught him and Jail'd him where homosexual interrogator from Guantanamo. Led an asault on the people who own there mom's McDonalds cheeseburger which was smelly and atracted homeless people. Then huge cows with madcow disease ate some beans and had bad gass. The next day he ate himself.

Just when a man came and shot some mexican in the face. He left and said something in silence to his alien mother who had sexual potatoes that had gigantic warts and zits covering its eighty inch penis. So he went to the bathroom and sat on a cucumber named Larry and a fur mold covered his companion: Dr. Frankanfurter who loved to read books and learn about science. Then he went to Florida to become a teacher since they're needed. But then a man named Michael Jackson came and pulled out two things: a monkey and fish. Back at Auschwitz, Nazis were being cannibalized by a domesticated tabby cat who threw furballs at jews. One day, the Jews went to a bar back in a USSR, said hi to Gorbachev, then went to a frozen pond party that was the party of nudist FF geeks who went to the bar and decided to assasinate a guide dog called Putin who was actually a secret spy dog, whose vice was dogging. Then he went to Auschwitz to see Coloner Mustard and play chess. But in comes Chenney singing the Titanic theme and getting roundhouse kicked as a fundraiser for his wifes health insurance, although she was dead...

Meanwhile over in Iraq, an epic DDR competition was foiled by jellybean loving Apache indians

[Vinosec]

Once upon a time there was a woman who lived with cheerleaders and was a whore or so people thought. She was actually a door to door saleswoman that sold prosthetic legs. Her goal in life was to die wealthy and solve the mystery of the lost panties. Her daughter was hit by the panties before they were stolen by King Kong and his band The Velour Fog Experience. The pants were cherished and loved by many. The woman was destraught because she lost her chance to meet King Kong and his rapping girlfriend. Rap music was not as good as Rock in her humble opinion which was fact naturally. The cheerleaders tried consoling her to no avail. She lost her motivation to sell deep fried babies and homemade beer. The beer was Mexican. It tasted like tacos and piss so she knew it was perfect.

Back in the Everglades in the old Smokey Mountains. An alligator set fire to the stolen pants and did a rain dance. He danced and danced until MJ gave him some Jesus juice which tasted like Heineken beer. Plus it excluded babies except the Vietnamese ones. King Kong was furious. Because he was Vietnamese. A massive brawl ensued between Jack Thompson and a giant violent beanstalk that he tried suing for playing Counter Strike and training teenage killers. Queen Brahne was resurrected and sexed with Ragnarok. Weirdly, Thompson was aroused and started to masturbate. He was frustrated as Bill Gates did not seem at all interested even though they had an affair with a mutant black homo pig who huffed and puffed and sucked some bannas which made him sick. So he ate some pig which banned him from the clan of PCG "Pig Conservatory Group". So he set off and found Bill Gates raping a chocobo upsidedown. And then Bush came.
a giant man-eating rhino had a life of romantic flesh eating people. These people had many cockroach infested teath and ate the stuff that made them pee the entire peice of **** out of there grandma's mouth and set it on a plate and eat it.

The green and white bananna came to take over little angels who did not listen to his commands and sexual whims. The feds caught him and Jail'd him where homosexual interrogator from Guantanamo. Led an asault on the people who own there mom's McDonalds cheeseburger which was smelly and atracted homeless people. Then huge cows with madcow disease ate some beans and had bad gass. The next day he ate himself.

Just when a man came and shot some mexican in the face. He left and said something in silence to his alien mother who had sexual potatoes that had gigantic warts and zits covering its eighty inch penis. So he went to the bathroom and sat on a cucumber named Larry and a fur mold covered his companion: Dr. Frankanfurter who loved to read books and learn about science. Then he went to Florida to become a teacher since they're needed. But then a man named Michael Jackson came and pulled out two things: a monkey and fish. Back at Auschwitz, Nazis were being cannibalized by a domesticated tabby cat who threw furballs at jews. One day, the Jews went to a bar back in a USSR, said hi to Gorbachev, then went to a frozen pond party that was the party of nudist FF geeks who went to the bar and decided to assasinate a guide dog called Putin who was actually a secret spy dog, whose vice was dogging. Then he went to Auschwitz to see Coloner Mustard and play chess. But in comes Chenney singing the Titanic theme and getting roundhouse kicked as a fundraiser for his wifes health insurance, although she was dead...

Meanwhile over in Iraq, an epic DDR competition was foiled by jellybean loving Apache indians. Who were from the

[WackaWacka]

Once upon a time there was a woman who lived with cheerleaders and was a whore or so people thought. She was actually a door to door saleswoman that sold prosthetic legs. Her goal in life was to die wealthy and solve the mystery of the lost panties. Her daughter was hit by the panties before they were stolen by King Kong and his band The Velour Fog Experience. The pants were cherished and loved by many. The woman was destraught because she lost her chance to meet King Kong and his rapping girlfriend. Rap music was not as good as Rock in her humble opinion which was fact naturally. The cheerleaders tried consoling her to no avail. She lost her motivation to sell deep fried babies and homemade beer. The beer was Mexican. It tasted like tacos and piss so she knew it was perfect.

Back in the Everglades in the old Smokey Mountains. An alligator set fire to the stolen pants and did a rain dance. He danced and danced until MJ gave him some Jesus juice which tasted like Heineken beer. Plus it excluded babies except the Vietnamese ones. King Kong was furious. Because he was Vietnamese. A massive brawl ensued between Jack Thompson and a giant violent beanstalk that he tried suing for playing Counter Strike and training teenage killers. Queen Brahne was resurrected and sexed with Ragnarok. Weirdly, Thompson was aroused and started to masturbate. He was frustrated as Bill Gates did not seem at all interested even though they had an affair with a mutant black homo pig who huffed and puffed and sucked some bannas which made him sick. So he ate some pig which banned him from the clan of PCG "Pig Conservatory Group". So he set off and found Bill Gates raping a chocobo upsidedown. And then Bush came.
a giant man-eating rhino had a life of romantic flesh eating people. These people had many cockroach infested teath and ate the stuff that made them pee the entire peice of **** out of there grandma's mouth and set it on a plate and eat it.

The green and white bananna came to take over little angels who did not listen to his commands and sexual whims. The feds caught him and Jail'd him where homosexual interrogator from Guantanamo. Led an asault on the people who own there mom's McDonalds cheeseburger which was smelly and atracted homeless people. Then huge cows with madcow disease ate some beans and had bad gass. The next day he ate himself.

Just when a man came and shot some mexican in the face. He left and said something in silence to his alien mother who had sexual potatoes that had gigantic warts and zits covering its eighty inch penis. So he went to the bathroom and sat on a cucumber named Larry and a fur mold covered his companion: Dr. Frankanfurter who loved to read books and learn about science. Then he went to Florida to become a teacher since they're needed. But then a man named Michael Jackson came and pulled out two things: a monkey and fish. Back at Auschwitz, Nazis were being cannibalized by a domesticated tabby cat who threw furballs at jews. One day, the Jews went to a bar back in a USSR, said hi to Gorbachev, then went to a frozen pond party that was the party of nudist FF geeks who went to the bar and decided to assasinate a guide dog called Putin who was actually a secret spy dog, whose vice was dogging. Then he went to Auschwitz to see Coloner Mustard and play chess. But in comes Chenney singing the Titanic theme and getting roundhouse kicked as a fundraiser for his wifes health insurance, although she was dead...

Meanwhile over in Iraq, an epic DDR competition was foiled by jellybean loving Apache indians. Who were from the Candy Mountain! Charlie, Candy

[Vinosec]

Once upon a time there was a woman who lived with cheerleaders and was a whore or so people thought. She was actually a door to door saleswoman that sold prosthetic legs. Her goal in life was to die wealthy and solve the mystery of the lost panties. Her daughter was hit by the panties before they were stolen by King Kong and his band The Velour Fog Experience. The pants were cherished and loved by many. The woman was destraught because she lost her chance to meet King Kong and his rapping girlfriend. Rap music was not as good as Rock in her humble opinion which was fact naturally. The cheerleaders tried consoling her to no avail. She lost her motivation to sell deep fried babies and homemade beer. The beer was Mexican. It tasted like tacos and piss so she knew it was perfect.

Back in the Everglades in the old Smokey Mountains. An alligator set fire to the stolen pants and did a rain dance. He danced and danced until MJ gave him some Jesus juice which tasted like Heineken beer. Plus it excluded babies except the Vietnamese ones. King Kong was furious. Because he was Vietnamese. A massive brawl ensued between Jack Thompson and a giant violent beanstalk that he tried suing for playing Counter Strike and training teenage killers. Queen Brahne was resurrected and sexed with Ragnarok. Weirdly, Thompson was aroused and started to masturbate. He was frustrated as Bill Gates did not seem at all interested even though they had an affair with a mutant black homo pig who huffed and puffed and sucked some bannas which made him sick. So he ate some pig which banned him from the clan of PCG "Pig Conservatory Group". So he set off and found Bill Gates raping a chocobo upsidedown. And then Bush came.
a giant man-eating rhino had a life of romantic flesh eating people. These people had many cockroach infested teath and ate the stuff that made them pee the entire peice of **** out of there grandma's mouth and set it on a plate and eat it.

The green and white bananna came to take over little angels who did not listen to his commands and sexual whims. The feds caught him and Jail'd him where homosexual interrogator from Guantanamo. Led an asault on the people who own there mom's McDonalds cheeseburger which was smelly and atracted homeless people. Then huge cows with madcow disease ate some beans and had bad gass. The next day he ate himself.

Just when a man came and shot some mexican in the face. He left and said something in silence to his alien mother who had sexual potatoes that had gigantic warts and zits covering its eighty inch penis. So he went to the bathroom and sat on a cucumber named Larry and a fur mold covered his companion: Dr. Frankanfurter who loved to read books and learn about science. Then he went to Florida to become a teacher since they're needed. But then a man named Michael Jackson came and pulled out two things: a monkey and fish. Back at Auschwitz, Nazis were being cannibalized by a domesticated tabby cat who threw furballs at jews. One day, the Jews went to a bar back in a USSR, said hi to Gorbachev, then went to a frozen pond party that was the party of nudist FF geeks who went to the bar and decided to assasinate a guide dog called Putin who was actually a secret spy dog, whose vice was dogging. Then he went to Auschwitz to see Coloner Mustard and play chess. But in comes Chenney singing the Titanic theme and getting roundhouse kicked as a fundraiser for his wifes health insurance, although she was dead...

Meanwhile over in Iraq, an epic DDR competition was foiled by jellybean loving Apache indians. Who were from the Candy Mountain! Charlie, Candy and the gang of

[Larsa]

Once upon a time there was a woman who lived with cheerleaders and was a whore or so people thought. She was actually a door to door saleswoman that sold prosthetic legs. Her goal in life was to die wealthy and solve the mystery of the lost panties. Her daughter was hit by the panties before they were stolen by King Kong and his band The Velour Fog Experience. The pants were cherished and loved by many. The woman was destraught because she lost her chance to meet King Kong and his rapping girlfriend. Rap music was not as good as Rock in her humble opinion which was fact naturally. The cheerleaders tried consoling her to no avail. She lost her motivation to sell deep fried babies and homemade beer. The beer was Mexican. It tasted like tacos and piss so she knew it was perfect.

Back in the Everglades in the old Smokey Mountains. An alligator set fire to the stolen pants and did a rain dance. He danced and danced until MJ gave him some Jesus juice which tasted like Heineken beer. Plus it excluded babies except the Vietnamese ones. King Kong was furious. Because he was Vietnamese. A massive brawl ensued between Jack Thompson and a giant violent beanstalk that he tried suing for playing Counter Strike and training teenage killers. Queen Brahne was resurrected and sexed with Ragnarok. Weirdly, Thompson was aroused and started to masturbate. He was frustrated as Bill Gates did not seem at all interested even though they had an affair with a mutant black homo pig who huffed and puffed and sucked some bannas which made him sick. So he ate some pig which banned him from the clan of PCG "Pig Conservatory Group". So he set off and found Bill Gates raping a chocobo upsidedown. And then Bush came.
a giant man-eating rhino had a life of romantic flesh eating people. These people had many cockroach infested teath and ate the stuff that made them pee the entire peice of **** out of there grandma's mouth and set it on a plate and eat it.

The green and white bananna came to take over little angels who did not listen to his commands and sexual whims. The feds caught him and Jail'd him where homosexual interrogator from Guantanamo. Led an asault on the people who own there mom's McDonalds cheeseburger which was smelly and atracted homeless people. Then huge cows with madcow disease ate some beans and had bad gass. The next day he ate himself.

Just when a man came and shot some mexican in the face. He left and said something in silence to his alien mother who had sexual potatoes that had gigantic warts and zits covering its eighty inch penis. So he went to the bathroom and sat on a cucumber named Larry and a fur mold covered his companion: Dr. Frankanfurter who loved to read books and learn about science. Then he went to Florida to become a teacher since they're needed. But then a man named Michael Jackson came and pulled out two things: a monkey and fish. Back at Auschwitz, Nazis were being cannibalized by a domesticated tabby cat who threw furballs at jews. One day, the Jews went to a bar back in a USSR, said hi to Gorbachev, then went to a frozen pond party that was the party of nudist FF geeks who went to the bar and decided to assasinate a guide dog called Putin who was actually a secret spy dog, whose vice was dogging. Then he went to Auschwitz to see Coloner Mustard and play chess. But in comes Chenney singing the Titanic theme and getting roundhouse kicked as a fundraiser for his wifes health insurance, although she was dead...

Meanwhile over in Iraq, an epic DDR competition was foiled by jellybean loving Apache indians. Who were from the Candy Mountain! Charlie, Candy and the gang of Lost boys went to

[WackaWacka]

Once upon a time there was a woman who lived with cheerleaders and was a whore or so people thought. She was actually a door to door saleswoman that sold prosthetic legs. Her goal in life was to die wealthy and solve the mystery of the lost panties. Her daughter was hit by the panties before they were stolen by King Kong and his band The Velour Fog Experience. The pants were cherished and loved by many. The woman was destraught because she lost her chance to meet King Kong and his rapping girlfriend. Rap music was not as good as Rock in her humble opinion which was fact naturally. The cheerleaders tried consoling her to no avail. She lost her motivation to sell deep fried babies and homemade beer. The beer was Mexican. It tasted like tacos and piss so she knew it was perfect.

Back in the Everglades in the old Smokey Mountains. An alligator set fire to the stolen pants and did a rain dance. He danced and danced until MJ gave him some Jesus juice which tasted like Heineken beer. Plus it excluded babies except the Vietnamese ones. King Kong was furious. Because he was Vietnamese. A massive brawl ensued between Jack Thompson and a giant violent beanstalk that he tried suing for playing Counter Strike and training teenage killers. Queen Brahne was resurrected and sexed with Ragnarok. Weirdly, Thompson was aroused and started to masturbate. He was frustrated as Bill Gates did not seem at all interested even though they had an affair with a mutant black homo pig who huffed and puffed and sucked some bannas which made him sick. So he ate some pig which banned him from the clan of PCG "Pig Conservatory Group". So he set off and found Bill Gates raping a chocobo upsidedown. And then Bush came.
a giant man-eating rhino had a life of romantic flesh eating people. These people had many cockroach infested teath and ate the stuff that made them pee the entire peice of **** out of there grandma's mouth and set it on a plate and eat it.

The green and white bananna came to take over little angels who did not listen to his commands and sexual whims. The feds caught him and Jail'd him where homosexual interrogator from Guantanamo. Led an asault on the people who own there mom's McDonalds cheeseburger which was smelly and atracted homeless people. Then huge cows with madcow disease ate some beans and had bad gass. The next day he ate himself.

Just when a man came and shot some mexican in the face. He left and said something in silence to his alien mother who had sexual potatoes that had gigantic warts and zits covering its eighty inch penis. So he went to the bathroom and sat on a cucumber named Larry and a fur mold covered his companion: Dr. Frankanfurter who loved to read books and learn about science. Then he went to Florida to become a teacher since they're needed. But then a man named Michael Jackson came and pulled out two things: a monkey and fish. Back at Auschwitz, Nazis were being cannibalized by a domesticated tabby cat who threw furballs at jews. One day, the Jews went to a bar back in a USSR, said hi to Gorbachev, then went to a frozen pond party that was the party of nudist FF geeks who went to the bar and decided to assasinate a guide dog called Putin who was actually a secret spy dog, whose vice was dogging. Then he went to Auschwitz to see Coloner Mustard and play chess. But in comes Chenney singing the Titanic theme and getting roundhouse kicked as a fundraiser for his wifes health insurance, although she was dead...

Meanwhile over in Iraq, an epic DDR competition was foiled by jellybean loving Apache indians. Who were from the Candy Mountain! Charlie, Candy and the gang of Lost boys went to encourage skinny dipping in Alaska

[Larsa]

Once upon a time there was a woman who lived with cheerleaders and was a whore or so people thought. She was actually a door to door saleswoman that sold prosthetic legs. Her goal in life was to die wealthy and solve the mystery of the lost panties. Her daughter was hit by the panties before they were stolen by King Kong and his band The Velour Fog Experience. The pants were cherished and loved by many. The woman was destraught because she lost her chance to meet King Kong and his rapping girlfriend. Rap music was not as good as Rock in her humble opinion which was fact naturally. The cheerleaders tried consoling her to no avail. She lost her motivation to sell deep fried babies and homemade beer. The beer was Mexican. It tasted like tacos and piss so she knew it was perfect.

Back in the Everglades in the old Smokey Mountains. An alligator set fire to the stolen pants and did a rain dance. He danced and danced until MJ gave him some Jesus juice which tasted like Heineken beer. Plus it excluded babies except the Vietnamese ones. King Kong was furious. Because he was Vietnamese. A massive brawl ensued between Jack Thompson and a giant violent beanstalk that he tried suing for playing Counter Strike and training teenage killers. Queen Brahne was resurrected and sexed with Ragnarok. Weirdly, Thompson was aroused and started to masturbate. He was frustrated as Bill Gates did not seem at all interested even though they had an affair with a mutant black homo pig who huffed and puffed and sucked some bannas which made him sick. So he ate some pig which banned him from the clan of PCG "Pig Conservatory Group". So he set off and found Bill Gates raping a chocobo upsidedown. And then Bush came.
a giant man-eating rhino had a life of romantic flesh eating people. These people had many cockroach infested teath and ate the stuff that made them pee the entire peice of **** out of there grandma's mouth and set it on a plate and eat it.

The green and white bananna came to take over little angels who did not listen to his commands and sexual whims. The feds caught him and Jail'd him where homosexual interrogator from Guantanamo. Led an asault on the people who own there mom's McDonalds cheeseburger which was smelly and atracted homeless people. Then huge cows with madcow disease ate some beans and had bad gass. The next day he ate himself.

Just when a man came and shot some mexican in the face. He left and said something in silence to his alien mother who had sexual potatoes that had gigantic warts and zits covering its eighty inch penis. So he went to the bathroom and sat on a cucumber named Larry and a fur mold covered his companion: Dr. Frankanfurter who loved to read books and learn about science. Then he went to Florida to become a teacher since they're needed. But then a man named Michael Jackson came and pulled out two things: a monkey and fish. Back at Auschwitz, Nazis were being cannibalized by a domesticated tabby cat who threw furballs at jews. One day, the Jews went to a bar back in a USSR, said hi to Gorbachev, then went to a frozen pond party that was the party of nudist FF geeks who went to the bar and decided to assasinate a guide dog called Putin who was actually a secret spy dog, whose vice was dogging. Then he went to Auschwitz to see Coloner Mustard and play chess. But in comes Chenney singing the Titanic theme and getting roundhouse kicked as a fundraiser for his wifes health insurance, although she was dead...

Meanwhile over in Iraq, an epic DDR competition was foiled by jellybean loving Apache indians. Who were from the Candy Mountain! Charlie, Candy and the gang of Lost boys went to encourage skinny dipping in Alaska even though all the

[WackaWacka]

Once upon a time there was a woman who lived with cheerleaders and was a whore or so people thought. She was actually a door to door saleswoman that sold prosthetic legs. Her goal in life was to die wealthy and solve the mystery of the lost panties. Her daughter was hit by the panties before they were stolen by King Kong and his band The Velour Fog Experience. The pants were cherished and loved by many. The woman was destraught because she lost her chance to meet King Kong and his rapping girlfriend. Rap music was not as good as Rock in her humble opinion which was fact naturally. The cheerleaders tried consoling her to no avail. She lost her motivation to sell deep fried babies and homemade beer. The beer was Mexican. It tasted like tacos and piss so she knew it was perfect.

Back in the Everglades in the old Smokey Mountains. An alligator set fire to the stolen pants and did a rain dance. He danced and danced until MJ gave him some Jesus juice which tasted like Heineken beer. Plus it excluded babies except the Vietnamese ones. King Kong was furious. Because he was Vietnamese. A massive brawl ensued between Jack Thompson and a giant violent beanstalk that he tried suing for playing Counter Strike and training teenage killers. Queen Brahne was resurrected and sexed with Ragnarok. Weirdly, Thompson was aroused and started to masturbate. He was frustrated as Bill Gates did not seem at all interested even though they had an affair with a mutant black homo pig who huffed and puffed and sucked some bannas which made him sick. So he ate some pig which banned him from the clan of PCG "Pig Conservatory Group". So he set off and found Bill Gates raping a chocobo upsidedown. And then Bush came.
a giant man-eating rhino had a life of romantic flesh eating people. These people had many cockroach infested teath and ate the stuff that made them pee the entire peice of **** out of there grandma's mouth and set it on a plate and eat it.

The green and white bananna came to take over little angels who did not listen to his commands and sexual whims. The feds caught him and Jail'd him where homosexual interrogator from Guantanamo. Led an asault on the people who own there mom's McDonalds cheeseburger which was smelly and atracted homeless people. Then huge cows with madcow disease ate some beans and had bad gass. The next day he ate himself.

Just when a man came and shot some mexican in the face. He left and said something in silence to his alien mother who had sexual potatoes that had gigantic warts and zits covering its eighty inch penis. So he went to the bathroom and sat on a cucumber named Larry and a fur mold covered his companion: Dr. Frankanfurter who loved to read books and learn about science. Then he went to Florida to become a teacher since they're needed. But then a man named Michael Jackson came and pulled out two things: a monkey and fish. Back at Auschwitz, Nazis were being cannibalized by a domesticated tabby cat who threw furballs at jews. One day, the Jews went to a bar back in a USSR, said hi to Gorbachev, then went to a frozen pond party that was the party of nudist FF geeks who went to the bar and decided to assasinate a guide dog called Putin who was actually a secret spy dog, whose vice was dogging. Then he went to Auschwitz to see Coloner Mustard and play chess. But in comes Chenney singing the Titanic theme and getting roundhouse kicked as a fundraiser for his wifes health insurance, although she was dead...

Meanwhile over in Iraq, an epic DDR competition was foiled by jellybean loving Apache indians. Who were from the Candy Mountain! Charlie, Candy and the gang of Lost boys went to encourage skinny dipping in Alaska even though all the lakes are piranha-infested

[Vinosec]

Once upon a time there was a woman who lived with cheerleaders and was a whore or so people thought. She was actually a door to door saleswoman that sold prosthetic legs. Her goal in life was to die wealthy and solve the mystery of the lost panties. Her daughter was hit by the panties before they were stolen by King Kong and his band The Velour Fog Experience. The pants were cherished and loved by many. The woman was destraught because she lost her chance to meet King Kong and his rapping girlfriend. Rap music was not as good as Rock in her humble opinion which was fact naturally. The cheerleaders tried consoling her to no avail. She lost her motivation to sell deep fried babies and homemade beer. The beer was Mexican. It tasted like tacos and piss so she knew it was perfect.

Back in the Everglades in the old Smokey Mountains. An alligator set fire to the stolen pants and did a rain dance. He danced and danced until MJ gave him some Jesus juice which tasted like Heineken beer. Plus it excluded babies except the Vietnamese ones. King Kong was furious. Because he was Vietnamese. A massive brawl ensued between Jack Thompson and a giant violent beanstalk that he tried suing for playing Counter Strike and training teenage killers. Queen Brahne was resurrected and sexed with Ragnarok. Weirdly, Thompson was aroused and started to masturbate. He was frustrated as Bill Gates did not seem at all interested even though they had an affair with a mutant black homo pig who huffed and puffed and sucked some bannas which made him sick. So he ate some pig which banned him from the clan of PCG "Pig Conservatory Group". So he set off and found Bill Gates raping a chocobo upsidedown. And then Bush came.
a giant man-eating rhino had a life of romantic flesh eating people. These people had many cockroach infested teath and ate the stuff that made them pee the entire peice of **** out of there grandma's mouth and set it on a plate and eat it.

The green and white bananna came to take over little angels who did not listen to his commands and sexual whims. The feds caught him and Jail'd him where homosexual interrogator from Guantanamo. Led an asault on the people who own there mom's McDonalds cheeseburger which was smelly and atracted homeless people. Then huge cows with madcow disease ate some beans and had bad gass. The next day he ate himself.

Just when a man came and shot some mexican in the face. He left and said something in silence to his alien mother who had sexual potatoes that had gigantic warts and zits covering its eighty inch penis. So he went to the bathroom and sat on a cucumber named Larry and a fur mold covered his companion: Dr. Frankanfurter who loved to read books and learn about science. Then he went to Florida to become a teacher since they're needed. But then a man named Michael Jackson came and pulled out two things: a monkey and fish. Back at Auschwitz, Nazis were being cannibalized by a domesticated tabby cat who threw furballs at jews. One day, the Jews went to a bar back in a USSR, said hi to Gorbachev, then went to a frozen pond party that was the party of nudist FF geeks who went to the bar and decided to assasinate a guide dog called Putin who was actually a secret spy dog, whose vice was dogging. Then he went to Auschwitz to see Coloner Mustard and play chess. But in comes Chenney singing the Titanic theme and getting roundhouse kicked as a fundraiser for his wifes health insurance, although she was dead...

Meanwhile over in Iraq, an epic DDR competition was foiled by jellybean loving Apache indians. Who were from the Candy Mountain! Charlie, Candy and the gang of Lost boys went to encourage skinny dipping in Alaska even though all the lakes are piranha-infested. They went to get

[WackaWacka]

Once upon a time there was a woman who lived with cheerleaders and was a whore or so people thought. She was actually a door to door saleswoman that sold prosthetic legs. Her goal in life was to die wealthy and solve the mystery of the lost panties. Her daughter was hit by the panties before they were stolen by King Kong and his band The Velour Fog Experience. The pants were cherished and loved by many. The woman was destraught because she lost her chance to meet King Kong and his rapping girlfriend. Rap music was not as good as Rock in her humble opinion which was fact naturally. The cheerleaders tried consoling her to no avail. She lost her motivation to sell deep fried babies and homemade beer. The beer was Mexican. It tasted like tacos and piss so she knew it was perfect.

Back in the Everglades in the old Smokey Mountains. An alligator set fire to the stolen pants and did a rain dance. He danced and danced until MJ gave him some Jesus juice which tasted like Heineken beer. Plus it excluded babies except the Vietnamese ones. King Kong was furious. Because he was Vietnamese. A massive brawl ensued between Jack Thompson and a giant violent beanstalk that he tried suing for playing Counter Strike and training teenage killers. Queen Brahne was resurrected and sexed with Ragnarok. Weirdly, Thompson was aroused and started to masturbate. He was frustrated as Bill Gates did not seem at all interested even though they had an affair with a mutant black homo pig who huffed and puffed and sucked some bannas which made him sick. So he ate some pig which banned him from the clan of PCG "Pig Conservatory Group". So he set off and found Bill Gates raping a chocobo upsidedown. And then Bush came.
a giant man-eating rhino had a life of romantic flesh eating people. These people had many cockroach infested teath and ate the stuff that made them pee the entire peice of **** out of there grandma's mouth and set it on a plate and eat it.

The green and white bananna came to take over little angels who did not listen to his commands and sexual whims. The feds caught him and Jail'd him where homosexual interrogator from Guantanamo. Led an asault on the people who own there mom's McDonalds cheeseburger which was smelly and atracted homeless people. Then huge cows with madcow disease ate some beans and had bad gass. The next day he ate himself.

Just when a man came and shot some mexican in the face. He left and said something in silence to his alien mother who had sexual potatoes that had gigantic warts and zits covering its eighty inch penis. So he went to the bathroom and sat on a cucumber named Larry and a fur mold covered his companion: Dr. Frankanfurter who loved to read books and learn about science. Then he went to Florida to become a teacher since they're needed. But then a man named Michael Jackson came and pulled out two things: a monkey and fish. Back at Auschwitz, Nazis were being cannibalized by a domesticated tabby cat who threw furballs at jews. One day, the Jews went to a bar back in a USSR, said hi to Gorbachev, then went to a frozen pond party that was the party of nudist FF geeks who went to the bar and decided to assasinate a guide dog called Putin who was actually a secret spy dog, whose vice was dogging. Then he went to Auschwitz to see Coloner Mustard and play chess. But in comes Chenney singing the Titanic theme and getting roundhouse kicked as a fundraiser for his wifes health insurance, although she was dead...

Meanwhile over in Iraq, an epic DDR competition was foiled by jellybean loving Apache indians. Who were from the Candy Mountain! Charlie, Candy and the gang of Lost boys went to encourage skinny dipping in Alaska even though all the lakes are piranha-infested. They went to get Spongebob Squarepants for advice

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Once upon a time there was a woman who lived with cheerleaders and was a whore or so people thought. She was actually a door to door saleswoman that sold prosthetic legs. Her goal in life was to die wealthy and solve the mystery of the lost panties. Her daughter was hit by the panties before they were stolen by King Kong and his band The Velour Fog Experience. The pants were cherished and loved by many. The woman was destraught because she lost her chance to meet King Kong and his rapping girlfriend. Rap music was not as good as Rock in her humble opinion which was fact naturally. The cheerleaders tried consoling her to no avail. She lost her motivation to sell deep fried babies and homemade beer. The beer was Mexican. It tasted like tacos and piss so she knew it was perfect.

Back in the Everglades in the old Smokey Mountains. An alligator set fire to the stolen pants and did a rain dance. He danced and danced until MJ gave him some Jesus juice which tasted like Heineken beer. Plus it excluded babies except the Vietnamese ones. King Kong was furious. Because he was Vietnamese. A massive brawl ensued between Jack Thompson and a giant violent beanstalk that he tried suing for playing Counter Strike and training teenage killers. Queen Brahne was resurrected and sexed with Ragnarok. Weirdly, Thompson was aroused and started to masturbate. He was frustrated as Bill Gates did not seem at all interested even though they had an affair with a mutant black homo pig who huffed and puffed and sucked some bannas which made him sick. So he ate some pig which banned him from the clan of PCG "Pig Conservatory Group". So he set off and found Bill Gates raping a chocobo upsidedown. And then Bush came.
a giant man-eating rhino had a life of romantic flesh eating people. These people had many cockroach infested teath and ate the stuff that made them pee the entire peice of **** out of there grandma's mouth and set it on a plate and eat it.

The green and white bananna came to take over little angels who did not listen to his commands and sexual whims. The feds caught him and Jail'd him where homosexual interrogator from Guantanamo. Led an asault on the people who own there mom's McDonalds cheeseburger which was smelly and atracted homeless people. Then huge cows with madcow disease ate some beans and had bad gass. The next day he ate himself.

Just when a man came and shot some mexican in the face. He left and said something in silence to his alien mother who had sexual potatoes that had gigantic warts and zits covering its eighty inch penis. So he went to the bathroom and sat on a cucumber named Larry and a fur mold covered his companion: Dr. Frankanfurter who loved to read books and learn about science. Then he went to Florida to become a teacher since they're needed. But then a man named Michael Jackson came and pulled out two things: a monkey and fish. Back at Auschwitz, Nazis were being cannibalized by a domesticated tabby cat who threw furballs at jews. One day, the Jews went to a bar back in a USSR, said hi to Gorbachev, then went to a frozen pond party that was the party of nudist FF geeks who went to the bar and decided to assasinate a guide dog called Putin who was actually a secret spy dog, whose vice was dogging. Then he went to Auschwitz to see Coloner Mustard and play chess. But in comes Chenney singing the Titanic theme and getting roundhouse kicked as a fundraiser for his wifes health insurance, although she was dead...

Meanwhile over in Iraq, an epic DDR competition was foiled by jellybean loving Apache indians. Who were from the Candy Mountain! Charlie, Candy and the gang of Lost boys went to encourage skinny dipping in Alaska even though all the lakes are piranha-infested. They went to get Spongebob Squarepants for advice, but Spongebob was in

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Once upon a time there was a woman who lived with cheerleaders and was a whore or so people thought. She was actually a door to door saleswoman that sold prosthetic legs. Her goal in life was to die wealthy and solve the mystery of the lost panties. Her daughter was hit by the panties before they were stolen by King Kong and his band The Velour Fog Experience. The pants were cherished and loved by many. The woman was destraught because she lost her chance to meet King Kong and his rapping girlfriend. Rap music was not as good as Rock in her humble opinion which was fact naturally. The cheerleaders tried consoling her to no avail. She lost her motivation to sell deep fried babies and homemade beer. The beer was Mexican. It tasted like tacos and piss so she knew it was perfect.

Back in the Everglades in the old Smokey Mountains. An alligator set fire to the stolen pants and did a rain dance. He danced and danced until MJ gave him some Jesus juice which tasted like Heineken beer. Plus it excluded babies except the Vietnamese ones. King Kong was furious. Because he was Vietnamese. A massive brawl ensued between Jack Thompson and a giant violent beanstalk that he tried suing for playing Counter Strike and training teenage killers. Queen Brahne was resurrected and sexed with Ragnarok. Weirdly, Thompson was aroused and started to masturbate. He was frustrated as Bill Gates did not seem at all interested even though they had an affair with a mutant black homo pig who huffed and puffed and sucked some bannas which made him sick. So he ate some pig which banned him from the clan of PCG "Pig Conservatory Group". So he set off and found Bill Gates raping a chocobo upsidedown. And then Bush came.
a giant man-eating rhino had a life of romantic flesh eating people. These people had many cockroach infested teath and ate the stuff that made them pee the entire peice of **** out of there grandma's mouth and set it on a plate and eat it.

The green and white bananna came to take over little angels who did not listen to his commands and sexual whims. The feds caught him and Jail'd him where homosexual interrogator from Guantanamo. Led an asault on the people who own there mom's McDonalds cheeseburger which was smelly and atracted homeless people. Then huge cows with madcow disease ate some beans and had bad gass. The next day he ate himself.

Just when a man came and shot some mexican in the face. He left and said something in silence to his alien mother who had sexual potatoes that had gigantic warts and zits covering its eighty inch penis. So he went to the bathroom and sat on a cucumber named Larry and a fur mold covered his companion: Dr. Frankanfurter who loved to read books and learn about science. Then he went to Florida to become a teacher since they're needed. But then a man named Michael Jackson came and pulled out two things: a monkey and fish. Back at Auschwitz, Nazis were being cannibalized by a domesticated tabby cat who threw furballs at jews. One day, the Jews went to a bar back in a USSR, said hi to Gorbachev, then went to a frozen pond party that was the party of nudist FF geeks who went to the bar and decided to assasinate a guide dog called Putin who was actually a secret spy dog, whose vice was dogging. Then he went to Auschwitz to see Coloner Mustard and play chess. But in comes Chenney singing the Titanic theme and getting roundhouse kicked as a fundraiser for his wifes health insurance, although she was dead...

Meanwhile over in Iraq, an epic DDR competition was foiled by jellybean loving Apache indians. Who were from the Candy Mountain! Charlie, Candy and the gang of Lost boys went to encourage skinny dipping in Alaska even though all the lakes are piranha-infested. They went to get Spongebob Squarepants for advice, but Spongebob was in a wrestling match with

[Vinosec]

Once upon a time there was a woman who lived with cheerleaders and was a whore or so people thought. She was actually a door to door saleswoman that sold prosthetic legs. Her goal in life was to die wealthy and solve the mystery of the lost panties. Her daughter was hit by the panties before they were stolen by King Kong and his band The Velour Fog Experience. The pants were cherished and loved by many. The woman was destraught because she lost her chance to meet King Kong and his rapping girlfriend. Rap music was not as good as Rock in her humble opinion which was fact naturally. The cheerleaders tried consoling her to no avail. She lost her motivation to sell deep fried babies and homemade beer. The beer was Mexican. It tasted like tacos and piss so she knew it was perfect.

Back in the Everglades in the old Smokey Mountains. An alligator set fire to the stolen pants and did a rain dance. He danced and danced until MJ gave him some Jesus juice which tasted like Heineken beer. Plus it excluded babies except the Vietnamese ones. King Kong was furious. Because he was Vietnamese. A massive brawl ensued between Jack Thompson and a giant violent beanstalk that he tried suing for playing Counter Strike and training teenage killers. Queen Brahne was resurrected and sexed with Ragnarok. Weirdly, Thompson was aroused and started to masturbate. He was frustrated as Bill Gates did not seem at all interested even though they had an affair with a mutant black homo pig who huffed and puffed and sucked some bannas which made him sick. So he ate some pig which banned him from the clan of PCG "Pig Conservatory Group". So he set off and found Bill Gates raping a chocobo upsidedown. And then Bush came.
a giant man-eating rhino had a life of romantic flesh eating people. These people had many cockroach infested teath and ate the stuff that made them pee the entire peice of **** out of there grandma's mouth and set it on a plate and eat it.

The green and white bananna came to take over little angels who did not listen to his commands and sexual whims. The feds caught him and Jail'd him where homosexual interrogator from Guantanamo. Led an asault on the people who own there mom's McDonalds cheeseburger which was smelly and atracted homeless people. Then huge cows with madcow disease ate some beans and had bad gass. The next day he ate himself.

Just when a man came and shot some mexican in the face. He left and said something in silence to his alien mother who had sexual potatoes that had gigantic warts and zits covering its eighty inch penis. So he went to the bathroom and sat on a cucumber named Larry and a fur mold covered his companion: Dr. Frankanfurter who loved to read books and learn about science. Then he went to Florida to become a teacher since they're needed. But then a man named Michael Jackson came and pulled out two things: a monkey and fish. Back at Auschwitz, Nazis were being cannibalized by a domesticated tabby cat who threw furballs at jews. One day, the Jews went to a bar back in a USSR, said hi to Gorbachev, then went to a frozen pond party that was the party of nudist FF geeks who went to the bar and decided to assasinate a guide dog called Putin who was actually a secret spy dog, whose vice was dogging. Then he went to Auschwitz to see Coloner Mustard and play chess. But in comes Chenney singing the Titanic theme and getting roundhouse kicked as a fundraiser for his wifes health insurance, although she was dead...

Meanwhile over in Iraq, an epic DDR competition was foiled by jellybean loving Apache indians. Who were from the Candy Mountain! Charlie, Candy and the gang of Lost boys went to encourage skinny dipping in Alaska even though all the lakes are piranha-infested. They went to get Spongebob Squarepants for advice, but Spongebob was in a wrestling match with prince. They came across a

[WackaWacka]

Once upon a time there was a woman who lived with cheerleaders and was a whore or so people thought. She was actually a door to door saleswoman that sold prosthetic legs. Her goal in life was to die wealthy and solve the mystery of the lost panties. Her daughter was hit by the panties before they were stolen by King Kong and his band The Velour Fog Experience. The pants were cherished and loved by many. The woman was destraught because she lost her chance to meet King Kong and his rapping girlfriend. Rap music was not as good as Rock in her humble opinion which was fact naturally. The cheerleaders tried consoling her to no avail. She lost her motivation to sell deep fried babies and homemade beer. The beer was Mexican. It tasted like tacos and piss so she knew it was perfect.

Back in the Everglades in the old Smokey Mountains. An alligator set fire to the stolen pants and did a rain dance. He danced and danced until MJ gave him some Jesus juice which tasted like Heineken beer. Plus it excluded babies except the Vietnamese ones. King Kong was furious. Because he was Vietnamese. A massive brawl ensued between Jack Thompson and a giant violent beanstalk that he tried suing for playing Counter Strike and training teenage killers. Queen Brahne was resurrected and sexed with Ragnarok. Weirdly, Thompson was aroused and started to masturbate. He was frustrated as Bill Gates did not seem at all interested even though they had an affair with a mutant black homo pig who huffed and puffed and sucked some bannas which made him sick. So he ate some pig which banned him from the clan of PCG "Pig Conservatory Group". So he set off and found Bill Gates raping a chocobo upsidedown. And then Bush came.
a giant man-eating rhino had a life of romantic flesh eating people. These people had many cockroach infested teath and ate the stuff that made them pee the entire peice of **** out of there grandma's mouth and set it on a plate and eat it.

The green and white bananna came to take over little angels who did not listen to his commands and sexual whims. The feds caught him and Jail'd him where homosexual interrogator from Guantanamo. Led an asault on the people who own there mom's McDonalds cheeseburger which was smelly and atracted homeless people. Then huge cows with madcow disease ate some beans and had bad gass. The next day he ate himself.

Just when a man came and shot some mexican in the face. He left and said something in silence to his alien mother who had sexual potatoes that had gigantic warts and zits covering its eighty inch penis. So he went to the bathroom and sat on a cucumber named Larry and a fur mold covered his companion: Dr. Frankanfurter who loved to read books and learn about science. Then he went to Florida to become a teacher since they're needed. But then a man named Michael Jackson came and pulled out two things: a monkey and fish. Back at Auschwitz, Nazis were being cannibalized by a domesticated tabby cat who threw furballs at jews. One day, the Jews went to a bar back in a USSR, said hi to Gorbachev, then went to a frozen pond party that was the party of nudist FF geeks who went to the bar and decided to assasinate a guide dog called Putin who was actually a secret spy dog, whose vice was dogging. Then he went to Auschwitz to see Coloner Mustard and play chess. But in comes Chenney singing the Titanic theme and getting roundhouse kicked as a fundraiser for his wifes health insurance, although she was dead...

Meanwhile over in Iraq, an epic DDR competition was foiled by jellybean loving Apache indians. Who were from the Candy Mountain! Charlie, Candy and the gang of Lost boys went to encourage skinny dipping in Alaska even though all the lakes are piranha-infested. They went to get Spongebob Squarepants for advice, but Spongebob was in a wrestling match with prince. They came across a breakdancing parrot named Fido

[Vinosec]

Once upon a time there was a woman who lived with cheerleaders and was a whore or so people thought. She was actually a door to door saleswoman that sold prosthetic legs. Her goal in life was to die wealthy and solve the mystery of the lost panties. Her daughter was hit by the panties before they were stolen by King Kong and his band The Velour Fog Experience. The pants were cherished and loved by many. The woman was destraught because she lost her chance to meet King Kong and his rapping girlfriend. Rap music was not as good as Rock in her humble opinion which was fact naturally. The cheerleaders tried consoling her to no avail. She lost her motivation to sell deep fried babies and homemade beer. The beer was Mexican. It tasted like tacos and piss so she knew it was perfect.

Back in the Everglades in the old Smokey Mountains. An alligator set fire to the stolen pants and did a rain dance. He danced and danced until MJ gave him some Jesus juice which tasted like Heineken beer. Plus it excluded babies except the Vietnamese ones. King Kong was furious.