I spend an hour a day at the gym.

My friend's cat is named Squeezy Puff...

I hate Sky E-phirt's friend's cat's name.

I wish i was a motor boating son of a bitch

I LOVE THE ALFEE. And Toshihiko Takamizawa. The weird thing about that is that THE ALFEE has been around almost as long as The Rolling Stones and Takamizawa is 54.

I like the idea of busting windows out of a car for cash.

I can tell every time Derek's making something up, even if he's completely and utterly convincing.

im actually gay, with jay

im also a poet

and i didnt no it

I actually don't find black girls attractive. I find them the least attractive of all races. I'm the worst black person evaaaar.

My father is getting married to a Chinese womon today in Shnghai.

I'm not actually angry. Or a bear.

My name isn't actually Jay. That's the truth.

Originally Posted by Jay I actually don't find black girls attractive. I find them the least attractive of all races. I'm the worst black person evaaaar.

Chris rock said something about this... Black people are more racist than white people. Coz black people hate black people too!