Okay, okay, okay, okay! Step up an' take your time!

This right here be a slot machine. You put in something, ya get something out. Here, lemme show you..

- If I insert a banana through the slot

User1 might say:

*recieves monkey*

Before inserting something of their choice.

Follow-up: [spoiler]After inserting banana*

Originally Posted by User1 *receives monkey* *inserts clown*

Originally Posted by User2 *recieves pie in the face* *inserts ice*

Originally Posted by User3 *recieves warm glass of coke* *inserts empty glass*

[/spoiler]

...and so on. Usually, the outcome will be associated in even the slightest detail with whatever was put through, however, feel free to make it as crazy as you like. You'll probably get the gist of it sooner or later, if you haven't already.

I'll kick things off since there was none before me.. OK, here goes...Gimme sumin' nice! *crosses fingers*


*inserts quarter*

I don't really get what this is about. Are you saying that I should say that your received a cow for putting in a coin in or something like that. Can it be totally random.

Originally Posted by Larsa I don't really get what this is about. Are you saying that I should say that your received a cow for putting in a coin in or something like that. Can it be totally random.

Originally Posted by Lethe Usually, the outcome will be associated in even the slightest detail with whatever was put through, however, feel free to make it as crazy as you like. You'll probably get the gist of it sooner or later, if you haven't already.

Alright, following on from the quarter... You get a penny!

*Inserts Tin can*

um, this isn't "Slot Machine", it is known as the "Vending Machine" :P Anyways...

*You get a half a Butt Cheek* - very strange

*inserts tickle me elmo*

you get a tickle me emo

*inserts prosthetic leg*

you get a dog
inserts hat

you get a severed head

*inserts pen0r*

Originally Posted by King Hydro you get a severed head *inserts pen0r*

You get a Chucky Cheese Coupon! Give them $2, and you get $1 back! Or, if you give them $20, you get $0.50 back!

*inserts @#$%&*

you get unlimited internets.

*inserts a quid*

You get Aids.

*Inserts own legs*

gets a condom
inserts a cow

Gets a recycled burger that has been raped, molested, raped again, sucked on, raped, and another rape, then got aids after being shoved up an...

Anyways... *inserts Pikachu*

You get "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Fever. You poor, poor addict.

*inserts Phone box*