1,000 Things to do when you're bored in a Wal-Mart

Bub · 08-19-2009, 12:56 PM

1. Hide in the freezer and scare people.

AuroraVirtuaFighter · 08-19-2009, 12:57 PM

Oh god don't even get me started with this xD

2. Conduct Tomb-Raider-style treasure hunts in random aisles

Bub · 08-19-2009, 12:58 PM

3. Follow a worker as close as possible and when they ask what you're doing don't say anything.

AuroraVirtuaFighter · 08-19-2009, 01:03 PM

4. Mount an expedition to the sewing department.

Bub · 08-19-2009, 01:04 PM

5. Have shopping cart wars.

AuroraVirtuaFighter · 08-19-2009, 01:05 PM

6. Ice-skate in the aisles

(You do realize all my submissions are stuff I've actually done with my crew? xD)

Bub · 08-19-2009, 01:07 PM

7. Open drinks and put them back on the shelves.
(I've gotten kicked out of Wal-Mart three times)

AuroraVirtuaFighter · 08-19-2009, 01:09 PM

8. Annoy your attendant by magically showing up five aisles away from her and then magically reappearing right behind her at random intervals.
(I haven't gotten kicked out 'cause we never do anything that would really disrupt the sanctity of the Walmart.)

Bub · 08-19-2009, 01:11 PM

9. Play hide and seek in the clothes rack.
(Me and my sister got kicked out for that when I was ten)

AuroraVirtuaFighter · 08-19-2009, 01:14 PM

(You can get kicked out for that? Me and Frimelda did something similar in a Staples except I hid behind this giant cardboard advertisement or something.)

10. Blow kisses to the videogame section. ^^

Bub · 08-19-2009, 01:15 PM

(we were being loud or diruptive or something like that)

11. Ride on a scooter while standing, to get dirty looks from people.

AuroraVirtuaFighter · 08-19-2009, 01:17 PM

12. Going into random aisles with a friend and buying random stuff to see who buys more.
(That isn't one I did, it's something Lili and Alisa told me they did once xD)

Bub · 08-19-2009, 01:18 PM

13. walk around and eat a couple of bags of chips without paying for them.

AuroraVirtuaFighter · 08-19-2009, 08:22 PM

14. Yell at the sporting goods section for not being as high-quality as the sporting goods store nearby.

Bub · 08-19-2009, 08:40 PM

15. Role the tires around.

Lady Lamont · 08-25-2009, 10:42 AM

(We haven't got Wal-Mart here but..)

16. Accidentally send a shopping trolley into the display cabinets, shattering them before running off (it was completely by accident, the trolley's breaks clearly didn't work).

Chaotic Lionheart · 08-25-2009, 01:43 PM

17.Having shopping cart races down the aisles and the victor chugs soda and the loser must put mentos in said soda and fire it at an employee

AuroraVirtuaFighter · 08-25-2009, 02:56 PM

18. Complain about the ugly clothing. Loudly.

smattle · 08-26-2009, 03:25 AM

Have I ever been to an actual Wal-Mart? Nope.
Will I take the chance and visit one when I have the possibility? Reading this thread...Nope.

Lady Lamont · 08-28-2009, 03:55 AM

19. Ride in a shopping trolley and record the ride.

08-19-2009, 12:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
Bub Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Georgia Posts: 620 Rep Power: 2	1,000 Things to do when you're bored in a Wal-Mart 1. Hide in the freezer and scare people.

08-19-2009, 12:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
AuroraVirtuaFighter Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: My temple Age: 17 Posts: 1,119 Rep Power: 4	Re: 1,000 Things to do when you're bored in a Wal-Mart Oh god don't even get me started with this xD 2. Conduct Tomb-Raider-style treasure hunts in random aisles __________________ "Suddenly people know my name Suddenly everything has changed Suddenly I feel so alive In the blink of an eye Suddenly I am center stage Suddenly I am not afraid Suddenly I believe again In the blink of an eye it's happening now" -Ashley Tisdale, Suddenly *Believe in my Zanarkand...*

08-19-2009, 12:58 PM	#3 (permalink)
Bub Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Georgia Posts: 620 Rep Power: 2	Re: 1,000 Things to do when you're bored in a Wal-Mart 3. Follow a worker as close as possible and when they ask what you're doing don't say anything.

08-19-2009, 01:03 PM	#4 (permalink)
AuroraVirtuaFighter Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: My temple Age: 17 Posts: 1,119 Rep Power: 4	Re: 1,000 Things to do when you're bored in a Wal-Mart 4. Mount an expedition to the sewing department. __________________ "Suddenly people know my name Suddenly everything has changed Suddenly I feel so alive In the blink of an eye Suddenly I am center stage Suddenly I am not afraid Suddenly I believe again In the blink of an eye it's happening now" -Ashley Tisdale, Suddenly *Believe in my Zanarkand...*

08-19-2009, 01:04 PM	#5 (permalink)
Bub Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Georgia Posts: 620 Rep Power: 2	Re: 1,000 Things to do when you're bored in a Wal-Mart 5. Have shopping cart wars.

08-19-2009, 01:05 PM	#6 (permalink)
AuroraVirtuaFighter Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: My temple Age: 17 Posts: 1,119 Rep Power: 4	Re: 1,000 Things to do when you're bored in a Wal-Mart 6. Ice-skate in the aisles (You do realize all my submissions are stuff I've actually done with my crew? xD) __________________ "Suddenly people know my name Suddenly everything has changed Suddenly I feel so alive In the blink of an eye Suddenly I am center stage Suddenly I am not afraid Suddenly I believe again In the blink of an eye it's happening now" -Ashley Tisdale, Suddenly *Believe in my Zanarkand...*

08-19-2009, 01:07 PM	#7 (permalink)
Bub Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Georgia Posts: 620 Rep Power: 2	Re: 1,000 Things to do when you're bored in a Wal-Mart 7. Open drinks and put them back on the shelves. (I've gotten kicked out of Wal-Mart three times)

08-19-2009, 01:09 PM	#8 (permalink)
AuroraVirtuaFighter Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: My temple Age: 17 Posts: 1,119 Rep Power: 4	Re: 1,000 Things to do when you're bored in a Wal-Mart 8. Annoy your attendant by magically showing up five aisles away from her and then magically reappearing right behind her at random intervals. (I haven't gotten kicked out 'cause we never do anything that would really disrupt the sanctity of the Walmart.) __________________ "Suddenly people know my name Suddenly everything has changed Suddenly I feel so alive In the blink of an eye Suddenly I am center stage Suddenly I am not afraid Suddenly I believe again In the blink of an eye it's happening now" -Ashley Tisdale, Suddenly *Believe in my Zanarkand...*

08-19-2009, 01:11 PM	#9 (permalink)
Bub Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Georgia Posts: 620 Rep Power: 2	Re: 1,000 Things to do when you're bored in a Wal-Mart 9. Play hide and seek in the clothes rack. (Me and my sister got kicked out for that when I was ten)

08-19-2009, 01:14 PM	#10 (permalink)
AuroraVirtuaFighter Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: My temple Age: 17 Posts: 1,119 Rep Power: 4	Re: 1,000 Things to do when you're bored in a Wal-Mart (You can get kicked out for that? Me and Frimelda did something similar in a Staples except I hid behind this giant cardboard advertisement or something.) 10. Blow kisses to the videogame section. ^^ __________________ "Suddenly people know my name Suddenly everything has changed Suddenly I feel so alive In the blink of an eye Suddenly I am center stage Suddenly I am not afraid Suddenly I believe again In the blink of an eye it's happening now" -Ashley Tisdale, Suddenly *Believe in my Zanarkand...*

08-19-2009, 01:15 PM	#11 (permalink)
Bub Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Georgia Posts: 620 Rep Power: 2	Re: 1,000 Things to do when you're bored in a Wal-Mart (we were being loud or diruptive or something like that) 11. Ride on a scooter while standing, to get dirty looks from people.

08-19-2009, 01:17 PM	#12 (permalink)
AuroraVirtuaFighter Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: My temple Age: 17 Posts: 1,119 Rep Power: 4	Re: 1,000 Things to do when you're bored in a Wal-Mart 12. Going into random aisles with a friend and buying random stuff to see who buys more. (That isn't one I did, it's something Lili and Alisa told me they did once xD) __________________ "Suddenly people know my name Suddenly everything has changed Suddenly I feel so alive In the blink of an eye Suddenly I am center stage Suddenly I am not afraid Suddenly I believe again In the blink of an eye it's happening now" -Ashley Tisdale, Suddenly *Believe in my Zanarkand...*

08-19-2009, 01:18 PM	#13 (permalink)
Bub Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Georgia Posts: 620 Rep Power: 2	Re: 1,000 Things to do when you're bored in a Wal-Mart 13. walk around and eat a couple of bags of chips without paying for them.

08-19-2009, 08:22 PM	#14 (permalink)
AuroraVirtuaFighter Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: My temple Age: 17 Posts: 1,119 Rep Power: 4	Re: 1,000 Things to do when you're bored in a Wal-Mart 14. Yell at the sporting goods section for not being as high-quality as the sporting goods store nearby. __________________ "Suddenly people know my name Suddenly everything has changed Suddenly I feel so alive In the blink of an eye Suddenly I am center stage Suddenly I am not afraid Suddenly I believe again In the blink of an eye it's happening now" -Ashley Tisdale, Suddenly *Believe in my Zanarkand...*

08-19-2009, 08:40 PM	#15 (permalink)
Bub Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Georgia Posts: 620 Rep Power: 2	Re: 1,000 Things to do when you're bored in a Wal-Mart 15. Role the tires around.

08-25-2009, 10:42 AM	#16 (permalink)
Lady Lamont Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Terra Australis Age: 17 Posts: 2,445 Rep Power: 10	Re: 1,000 Things to do when you're bored in a Wal-Mart (We haven't got Wal-Mart here but..) 16. Accidentally send a shopping trolley into the display cabinets, shattering them before running off (it was completely by accident, the trolley's breaks clearly didn't work). __________________ Lamont's Signature Game

08-25-2009, 01:43 PM	#17 (permalink)
Chaotic Lionheart Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Between Light and Darkness Age: 20 Posts: 1,975 Rep Power: 5	Re: 1,000 Things to do when you're bored in a Wal-Mart 17.Having shopping cart races down the aisles and the victor chugs soda and the loser must put mentos in said soda and fire it at an employee __________________ Cream cream creamy cheese gummy bears in my head if you touch them I will kill you and you will be dead then I'll bring you gummy bears to your tombstone even if you dont want them

08-25-2009, 02:56 PM	#18 (permalink)
AuroraVirtuaFighter Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: My temple Age: 17 Posts: 1,119 Rep Power: 4	Re: 1,000 Things to do when you're bored in a Wal-Mart 18. Complain about the ugly clothing. Loudly. __________________ "Suddenly people know my name Suddenly everything has changed Suddenly I feel so alive In the blink of an eye Suddenly I am center stage Suddenly I am not afraid Suddenly I believe again In the blink of an eye it's happening now" -Ashley Tisdale, Suddenly *Believe in my Zanarkand...*

08-26-2009, 03:25 AM	#19 (permalink)
smattle Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Europe, Eastern Europe currently. Age: 21 Posts: 979 Rep Power: 3	Re: 1,000 Things to do when you're bored in a Wal-Mart Have I ever been to an actual Wal-Mart? Nope. Will I take the chance and visit one when I have the possibility? Reading this thread...Nope. __________________ Ya'all take care of Neliel while I'm gone... Smattle for president!

08-28-2009, 03:55 AM	#20 (permalink)
Lady Lamont Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Terra Australis Age: 17 Posts: 2,445 Rep Power: 10	Re: 1,000 Things to do when you're bored in a Wal-Mart 19. Ride in a shopping trolley and record the ride. __________________ Lamont's Signature Game

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