Finally! FREEDOM AT LONG LAST!

[Derek]

YUS! I have rid myself of that damned whore and moved on in life! Last night was full of WIN

Alright, I'll start from the beginning.

Me and my friend, Dustin were talking about Brandon Sheets wanting to kick my ass, but then I changed the subject to Ashleigh and if all she ever does is complain.

Then Dustin says:
"Nigga, she would beat ur white ass."

So then I say:
"Not if I beat her white ass first, xD.

Then minutes later my inbox is flooding with rude messages from her. Not to say I didn't say anything quite rude myself.:P

So then I read one of the messages...
Ashleigh says:
"stfu! i love how u say u cn kick my ass. wht did i ever do 2 you! i jst didnt want u n my life n u gota make threats like tht."

So then I say:
"I didn't make a threat. It was a joke between me and Dustin. Just don't make a big deal about it, mmkay?"

But apparently I was wrong or there was a miscommunication between her and Dustin. Personally, I could care less as long as stalkerboy doesn't stab me to death.

So then she replies:
"Yea im making a deal bout it u jst dnt knw whn 2 **** off! dustin didnt find it very funny."

Then I reply:
"I don't know when to **** off? That's hilarious. You're such a hypocrite! You're the one that can't put down their phone for two seconds and ignore someone else's bull****. And like I said, it was a joke. But you don't seem to have the credibility to distinguish the difference between a joke and a serious matter."

So then she replies again:
"I hate you derik i realy do. out of all the people at wilson u had 2 ****ing like me. i wish i never talkd to u."

So then things were done with this last reply:
"Yeah, well I guess we both feel the same way about me, don't we? I hate myself for even talking to you, too. Shoot me dead. I'm out."

I'm surprised that she actually stopped texting me. That made my night.

I require delicious sex with someone of the opposite sex for this celebration!

[The Dark Messenger]

Is it something about younger relationships where they say things " I wish you never spoke to me". Seriously then why go for it in the first place. So immature though I am on your side, she sounds like she has a personality like my ex though she was more possessive, full of **** and stole my money.

[Aibbie]

After 7 lines of semi hard to read green text, I stopped. However, I'll say this, congrats on your freedom regained.

[The Dark Messenger]

Gotta say the quote where you said "last night was full of win" was awesome. Really made me laugh.

[Laxinaer]

So when do I break out laughing. Texting was never my thing. It was up close and personal was how I solved my problems but hey. However you kids do it without killing no one. By all means continue with your way.

Miscommunication. **** like that always seem to happen everywhere. One wrong word or phrase could change a story into something else.

[Derek]

Yes it sure as hell can. That's why I have so wise-assedly made a bulletin with an explanation on MySpace. She's such a frickin' idiot... Gawd... I have all the luck in the world of hooking up with females, don't I? xD

One of the biggest turn-offs about her was the fact she had no appreciation for sarcasm. And I also think she's prejudice against everyone that doesn't have the same skintone as her. Bitch.

[The Dark Messenger]

Originally Posted by Laxinaer

So when do I break out laughing. Texting was never my thing. It was up close and personal was how I solved my problems but hey. However you kids do it without killing no one. By all means continue with your way.

Miscommunication. **** like that always seem to happen everywhere. One wrong word or phrase could change a story into something else.

Since when do traditional methods work? Kids prefer gadgets these days.