You incompetent lil 3$ Swedish c-sucker

[smattle]

Her:Hi, xxx speaking, what can I do for you?
Me:Hi, good evening, Knut Turk my name, I'd like to order a pizza.
Her: Takeaway or delivery?
Me: Delivery, please.
Her: Yeah sure, what pizza would you like?
Me: Eh, the Al Capone-family size..
Her: Any extras?
Me: No thanks...actually sounds tasty as it is...
Her: (Quick giggle) Ok, sure...where is the delivery adress?
Me: zzz(company), xxx111, it's just between xxx and yyy a small street, we're in the big hall left-hand side.
Her: Okay, 1 Fam-size Al Capone coming, we'll be there in 1 and a half hour latest...(about to hang up)
Me: WTF, no wait!!! 1 and a half hour??? What's the earliest you'd be here then???
Her: An hour...probably...
Me: WTF It's like a 5 minutes drive around this time???
Her: Yeah....it's the fastest we can make...sorry.
Me: ...(Insert not so nice word of your choice here, then think hard until you find a even less nicer one and put a few of that kind behind it)

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I mean wtf, 1 and a half hour??? For a fcking pizza? What the... do they have to slaughter the fcking pig first? This just pissed me off so big time...Been at work all day, haven't eaten nothing but a few insta-soups, and then this...It's 10pm here, I'm starving and couldn't get off earlier due to my colleauge being off to see fcking Madonna, and other stupid b1tches fcking up on other matters somewhere else.....

I'm just like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH! Burn to death in your stupid pizza oven!!!!

Anyways setting off in 5 minutes, gonna have to find a place with decent food that is not full of drunk and-or idots around this time on a Friday night which is practically Mission Impossibe IIII around here. :/ And I'm so not going to get my pizza for takeaway, fck those people.

[DuMbAsS]

Damn. They shouldn't take that long to deliver pizza. EVER. Should they even slaughter the pig on site for the "most" fresh quality meat and stuff.

[smattle]

I bet a good butcher would slaughter and prepare that fcking pig faster than that. Anyways, got myself a meal from a gas-station that night, which tasted the way you'd expect it to. Anyways, it's Monday and since my colleague isn't showing today, I did not ask why, because it's obvious that his head hurts like sh1t right now...I'm gonna end up having the same problem again tonight...
Well since it's Monday I may find a place that is not completley full of drunks in the evening...but I'm taking chances here.

[Lady Lamont]

My god, that's absolutely insane on that waiting period Smattle.

I hope you shouted a lot more enraged profanity than to what you've posted. I know I would have, but then again... I probably would have just cooked my own dinner.

Hope you've found a place without drunks.

[smattle]

It is.

I don't cook. Well just for my self it is...I actually like cooking but every time I do I'd end up spending an hour or more in the kitchen, and that's just a waste especially considering I don't spend longer than 3 minutes on any given meal. So yeah I do occasionally cook when I have company but never just for myself.

[Lady Lamont]

Originally Posted by smattle

It is.

I don't cook. Well just for my self it is...I actually like cooking but every time I do I'd end up spending an hour or more in the kitchen, and that's just a waste especially considering I don't spend longer than 3 minutes on any given meal. So yeah I do occasionally cook when I have company but never just for myself.

Aha, I think I'll have to write up some quick recipes for you then - spend as little time cooking as possible.

[smattle]

Quick recipes don't work for me. I'd end up preparing noodles for an hour until the sauce is the way I want it. I even manage to spend half an hour on a pizza that only takes 5 minutes, because I'd add fresh stuff after it's ready, then add cheese and put it back in for another few minutes.

[Lady Lamont]

Originally Posted by smattle

Quick recipes don't work for me. I'd end up preparing noodles for an hour until the sauce is the way I want it. I even manage to spend half an hour on a pizza that only takes 5 minutes, because I'd add fresh stuff after it's ready, then add cheese and put it back in for another few minutes.

I've cooked professionally, and have picked up shortcuts - it really shouldn't take an hour for a good sauce.

Anyway, hope you don't deal with that pizza place again.

[smattle]

It takes that long if you're perfectionist, yet completely untalented.

I won't be able to avoid them forever since they are the only ones in town that actually make good pizza.

[DuMbAsS]

At least you guys could cook. And drive... I would have to salvage some snacks and try to turn it into a full blown meal if I was really hungry. Living out in nowhere really has no benefits besides peace of mind. Unless your on a farm. Ugh... Now I'm getting stressed from that idea again.

[Chaotic Lionheart]

I live ina city suburb every damn step there's a fast food place hell my job is right up the street from my hood aside from that there's a Wendy's and behind the Wendy's Farm Fresh then next door Chinese place then Italian place and Lil Ceaser's is literally around the corner, plus there's a gas station plus a 7-11 not twenty feet from there and right next to it I kid you not there is a chinese food shop again right there in addition to that Sonic's is right across the street from 7-11 and also I can cook so it like well what do i want tonight really its retard how many ways I can get food

[smattle]

I love Chinese food...but there is not a single restaurant serving it in town. No Kidding. 100.000 people and not a single one. All we have is a overpriced sushi-bar, and raw fish is just disgusting imho. God I miss the Wan-Tan or the Peking Soup...the scalloped pork...and the crab-chips...ahhhhhhh.

I'm so craving Chinese food right now.