I don't get it...

[Garland]

I just don't get it!
These forums have a great community, we welcome all "Noobs" with open respectful arms, try to guide them and give them advise when asked... And FFRepublic still gets more users!!

Should we all just reply all new commers with

"GTFO of of these forums Narvs! "

And then they will start hanging around more?

I honestly don't get it...

[Bub]

I don't either, I've been advertising my ass off and none of them care. I welcome all the new people and I'm nice as hell to them. Yet they never come back, maybe it scares them off? I'm like one of the only noobs that have stayed.

[smattle]

It's Gar's bad facial hair that scares 'em off.

[GoodGodGentlemen]

I'd honestly suggest keeping a few token trolls around. The refined ones though, they double as your public relations department.

[Garland]

Smattle is our refined "token Troll" but he left... Oh wait Der he is!!! rejoice!

...Bad Facial Hair??? I have noticable facial hair??? Sweet!

[Bub]

Wow.......

[AuroraVirtuaFighter]

..FFRepublic is active? o_O Last time I checked while looking for forums to join it was DEAD.

[Garland]

Then we must be SUPER dead! O.O

[fullwall]

Maybe we need an eye-catching front page... *vision of flashing neon, multi-coloured, ad-strewn page screaming JOIN THIS FORUM!* yeah....

[GoodGodGentlemen]

Maybe you need a girl. Not just any girl, one who is sexually elusive, you know the hard-to-catch type. The girl has to have absolutely no interest in boys, and cannot be sexually active with other women, but you can sense she has a type of repressed lesbianism.

Now obviously this girl will attract a number of male readers due to her seemingly vulnerable nature. She has to have continuous issues with her parents. Her father may have at one time walked out, but his overwhelming weight gain swallowed his balls a long time ago, or had a conscience either way he came back after a while.

The girl should be struggling with real life, no one understands her. She should often complain about her "Christian" mother and how she rejects her brand of "Christianity." The mother should be pushing her to seek help professionally and should be thoroughly against her own daughter's carefully crafted world based on video games and anime.

This sort of quirky behavior should lead a large number of straight males and some bisexual females to attempt to take advantage of her without her knowing. Now the above will obviously stick around for the website content as well since they are super nerds.


Oh and the girl has to be smokin' hot. I'm thinking slender red head, latina, or asian.

[Big E Rob]

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhh that sounds nice

[AuroraVirtuaFighter]

..What the heck, Golbez?

Rofl Fullwall's idea is almost what I wanna start doing with my own site. xD

[Bub]

Originally Posted by GoodGodGentlemen

Maybe you need a girl. Not just any girl, one who is sexually elusive, you know the hard-to-catch type. The girl has to have absolutely no interest in boys, and cannot be sexually active with other women, but you can sense she has a type of repressed lesbianism.

Now obviously this girl will attract a number of male readers due to her seemingly vulnerable nature. She has to have continuous issues with her parents. Her father may have at one time walked out, but his overwhelming weight gain swallowed his balls a long time ago, or had a conscience either way he came back after a while.

The girl should be struggling with real life, no one understands her. She should often complain about her "Christian" mother and how she rejects her brand of "Christianity." The mother should be pushing her to seek help professionally and should be thoroughly against her own daughter's carefully crafted world based on video games and anime.

This sort of quirky behavior should lead a large number of straight males and some bisexual females to attempt to take advantage of her without her knowing. Now the above will obviously stick around for the website content as well since they are super nerds.


Oh and the girl has to be smokin' hot. I'm thinking slender red head, latina, or asian.

Dude, that's messed up......

[GoodGodGentlemen]

What's messed up about it?

[Garland]

Originally Posted by GoodGodGentlemen

Maybe you need a girl. Not just any girl, one who is sexually elusive, you know the hard-to-catch type. The girl has to have absolutely no interest in boys, and cannot be sexually active with other women, but you can sense she has a type of repressed lesbianism.

Now obviously this girl will attract a number of male readers due to her seemingly vulnerable nature. She has to have continuous issues with her parents. Her father may have at one time walked out, but his overwhelming weight gain swallowed his balls a long time ago, or had a conscience either way he came back after a while.

The girl should be struggling with real life, no one understands her. She should often complain about her "Christian" mother and how she rejects her brand of "Christianity." The mother should be pushing her to seek help professionally and should be thoroughly against her own daughter's carefully crafted world based on video games and anime.

This sort of quirky behavior should lead a large number of straight males and some bisexual females to attempt to take advantage of her without her knowing. Now the above will obviously stick around for the website content as well since they are super nerds.


Oh and the girl has to be smokin' hot. I'm thinking slender red head, latina, or asian.

Dude, we've got like Four of them! They're pretty attractive too, and apparently gab about being stalked on other sites. They're just so elusive here that no one really cares!

[GoodGodGentlemen]

I see. Allow me to think then.

[AuroraVirtuaFighter]

Basically everything.

Edit: Referring to "what's messed up about it."

[GoodGodGentlemen]

I don't see it Aurora.

[MagitekElite]

Hm, I have an idea, but it could get the forums attacked if it ends wrong.

IDEA:

We...start a love triangle debate! :P
On TLS forums, the one they have has been attacked by both CloudxAerith fans and CloudxTifa fans. If we could just start one and act like we are hatin on each other, than the forums will be super active!

Also, maybe you should affiliate with another site. Like...hm, KingdomHearts forums and sites? That could help.

And, it would probably help to have a section for fanclubs. I've seen fanclubs turn a forum into a famous one! :>

(Just ideas, so you don't have to use em or think about em if ya don't want to.)

I suggest TheFinalFantasyForums. They get millions of hits a day! Okay, hundreds, but whatever ^^

[Garland]

Magitek has a point. E drama seems to be Internet Dynamite these days. Remember when that troll came in here not to long ago? The Forums were bursting!
I say, we all do a raid! But not just any raid... We raid a giant sight that could easily overpower us!
(I am kidding by the way, not to condone raids)
WE SHOULD RAID 4CHAN!! Yeah!!! Than we'll be famous!