Wanted: A Job?

[MagitekElite]

~Job Needed~

I didn't know where to place this; spam or Gathering Square, or if it belonged anywhere else.
This place seems to fit what I need, considering I'm doing it for a game lol

I searching out a legit job for teenagers over the internet. I'll write up ads, make banners, chit-chat about anything and write reviews if I must. I seriously need to save up some money to earn enough to get the Dissidia PSP Bundle.

I'm willing to work night hours for where I live, from 6:00 pm to 11:00-1:00 am.


If anyone has a job or knows where I can sign up for one for my age and that is legit, I'd be very, very happy!

Just reply or send me a message or email ;D

[smattle]

Hmmm...this may be a inappropriate question, if so just just don't bother to answer, but why exactly are you looking for online-work?

There is only so much to do online for work...Well at least legal and suited for teenagers. Sorry, had to say that, thwack deserved, Lamont will hit me later for it.

You could play 8-12h a day of WoW or Starcraft and go pro, apparently people make up to a few hundred thousand a year with it. O_o

Dam I'm fooling around again. Sorry. But seriously from the top of my head, I can't come up with anything to do online for work....It may be that things are different in USA though...?!?

Well...the only thing is online-poker, but this is a thin path between heaven and hell. (I play poker online a lot) Been doing it for years, and in a really good month I can make 1-5 grand with it, but then there is always "bad months" too. So yeah I really don't recommend that. Besides I have a job that covers all my expenses pretty well..so I can take it more as a hobby right now, though I'm definitely planning on doing that for a living at some point.

[MagitekElite]

I need money to buy Dissidia and since I'm home schooled, I can't get a job for a very long time. But that doesn't necessary apply to online work. Not to mention here in KY jobs are as scare as dragons, all the aliens and stuff >.>

Until I have money to get a permit, I need to get a job somehow.

I can't play poker, silly. I'm 17 lol but do you know any other sites I could try that are legit, besides Google? I have to be 18 to work there. Also, WoW would cost me money and I have zero right now, okay I have exactly 1$ lol

Also, I would need something that would send me actual money or a check, maybe credits that are put to a card, or that pays directly to Pay Pal.

I would appreciate it if anyone had anything I could do....

[Garland]

What are your qualifications? It's hard to find work online unless you know what it is you want to do.

Until then? I suggest a Lemonaid stand.

[MagitekElite]

^ Lemonaid is bad >.< me not allowed to do it in current state lol

Well, I'm very good at writing. I write about 8000 words, maybe more, every 5/6 minutes or so. I'm good at copying what I see and making an exact replica for images and stuff and for writing, so basically, I can copy what I see and make it the same or make it different using different words and stuff.
I could advertise, I could (If I'm desperate enough) spam youtube boards to advertise sites.

I can do anything given to me if its not highly, highly illegal or wrong. I'm very good at finding things though the internet or the real world, I'm very good at surfing the Japanese web, I'm told I'm good at drawing and writing. [I could write reviews! ]

You'd have to give me examples or I could give you examples. But to let on to what I said about how many words I could spit out, I'll tell you I did a 124536 word chapter in just 35-45 minutes.

I have a lot of time since my school work is much different than that of children in actual schools. I get up at 6:00 am and do school which lasts until 9-10:00 am, most times less.

Are those qualifications...?

[Garland]

Sounds to me like you're best qualified at doing digital work not online. The high percentage of Online digital work usually entails website design and/or coding. Other similar jobs which you mentioned lean towards getting the job first offline, and then doing it for that person on a computer.

xD
I think Smattle would pay Five dollars an hour if you categorized his online pornography collection.

[MagitekElite]

Well, I'm kinda good at coding and pretty good at Digital work, if you mean banners and stuff. My older sister is the graphics kind of person, actually. All of her banners have won contests on forums and stuff lol
Anything else I could do? I'd do anything! Y.Y

....Would he really? I'd work for Smattle if that's true >.<

@Smattle:
Offer me a job! lol

[smattle]

Garland, you fool, why would I pay a woman to sort my porn collection? This would be....epic fail, no?

@Magitek
I'm sorry dear, but that position is currently not available. Also, I think Lai would do it for free, or maybe even pay me for allowing him to do it, so yeah paying is not an option. I have to think rational here.

[Garland]

Because you're a cruel person who thrives on the concept
"Ahem, Watersports goes there, thankyou."

And I am aware that Lai is practically a slave when it comes to that, but cmon, this is for charity!

[smattle]

Originally Posted by Garland

Because you're a cruel person who thrives on the concept
"Ahem, Watersports goes there, thankyou."

I definitely would find pleasure in that, there is no doubt. You're still not supposed to be supportive of my perverted psyche.

Originally Posted by Garland

And I am aware that Lai is practically a slave when it comes to that, but cmon, this is for charity!

I know it would be for a good cause, but still, if I give her the job and Lai happens to read this....I can only imagine next weeks newspaper headers all over the world:

Korea nukes Estonia, wtf?

[Chaotic Lionheart]

Wanna be my nanny? I need to be feed every seven hours,cradled to sleep, buy lots of cookies and video games and ice tea and oh you need to scratch the special spot behind my ear when i need ya too.I'll pay you ten buck an hour :P

[MagitekElite]

@Chaotic Lionheart:
Very nice offer, but I'm no where near you...I'm in KY, remember? lol

@Smattle:
Ooooh! Phooey! >.< Fine, I'll sort other people's porn.

@Garland:
Oh, charity for sure I'm one of the needy people cause I need it

[Chaotic Lionheart]

Originally Posted by MagitekElite

@Chaotic Chaos:
Very nice offer, but I'm no where near you...I'm in KY, remember? lol

@Smattle:
Ooooh! Phooey! >.< Fine, I'll sort other people's porn.

@Garland:
Oh, charity for sure I'm one of the needy people cause I need it

Chaotic Chaos?Who's that?Me? *Looks at his name* EH?

[MagitekElite]

Ooops! Sorry, I'm really tired lol

I'll fix it >.< Sorry.

[Chaotic Lionheart]

It's cool lol just never had someone call me by the fool name not since I first got here calling me Chaotic is fine or Chaos

[MagitekElite]

I really am sorry. Chaotic Lionheart. I never meant too Y.Y

Well, anyone else got anything I can do?

[Chaotic Lionheart]

Please just call me Chaotic we're cool now
well You can do what I did til I was 18 baby-sit just give the kids an anime or a video game your golden

[djlovesnwa]

yea its pretty futile asking a forum for online work....besides working at home is usually a priviledge for most companies ive come across and with you not having a decent history of work experience, you are going to be hard pressed to find work online

[MagitekElite]

I'll keep asking though...

But, would anyone be interested in buying PSP and DS games?

[djlovesnwa]

well good on you for perserverance....just dont think that youll find it in a final fantasy forum