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Old 05-24-2007, 10:34 PM   #1 (permalink)

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Default A Letter to a Teacher:

Mrs. Boyan:

It has come to my attention that you wish to give your Honors English class a much stricter deadline than you will be giving to your other classes. This is simply grossly unfair. It would seem to suggest a separation of the student body into some sort of intelligence based classes like in an archaic caste system. This is an unethical practice of the highest order, Mrs. Boyan.

Placing higher demands on one group of students is no better than discrimination by gender, by religion, or by race. Just because you have placed the distinction of higher intelligence upon this Honors class does not mean we need any less time to write an evaluative research paper of true quality. Giving us less time only further stresses your already overworked students. It is these cruelties that lead to a question of sound leadership. Our dear school is not your personal Nazi Germany where you can lead us like Jews to the slaughter. No, Mrs. Boyan, nor is it like Communist Russia where we, the common masses, can starve while you, the corrupt government officials, can grow rich, fat, and bloated.

No indeed, Mrs. Boyan, we live in a grand Democracy. Here, the People are treated fairly. Here, the People are treated equally. Here, the People have a say. And what we say Mrs. Boyan, is that you have no right to violate our right to the freedom of being treated equally and fair. To do this in the face of our continued suffering is no better than slapping us in the face.

Is it not written that all men are created equally, Mrs. Boyan? Then, too, should it not be written that all students are created equally? If this is indeed not so, then who are you to make these distinctions between us? These fallacious separations of intelligence only serve to hinder us further. A classroom divided will not stand, Mrs. Boyan. This McCarthyism will only sink our sailing ship of study.

If the ideals of our Great Nation do not serve to guide you away from these errors in judgment, we beseech you to look to reason. The classes you have designated as a lower level will only, in light of their insulting rank, spread slander and propaganda about having more time for this paper. The Honors class, being unjustly targeted, will surely and swiftly return with their own retribution for the wrongdoings done to them. We must stop this infighting at all costs, Mrs. Boyan.

Only you are in a position to deliver us into a peaceful equality. Set the example and lead us to a Golden Age in our learning. Cut this silly clowning around, Mrs. Boyan. Help us, and yourself. What, after all, is a mere week among fellow citizens?


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Old 05-24-2007, 10:42 PM   #2 (permalink)

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It would be funny if she corrected all your grammarical errors ( if there are any ) and posted it in the hallway.


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Old 05-24-2007, 10:46 PM   #3 (permalink)

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One question: What was her response?

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Old 05-24-2007, 10:51 PM   #4 (permalink)

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She was pissed all day (I have her lsat hour and gave it to her in the morning) and took half of class the next day to discuss it, which was basically me and friends insluting her more.



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Old 05-24-2007, 10:53 PM   #5 (permalink)

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That's grand.

I take it she didn't shorten the due date?

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Old 05-24-2007, 10:57 PM   #6 (permalink)

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Old 05-24-2007, 11:00 PM   #7 (permalink)

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Further proof that America isn't really an egalitarian democracy imho



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Old 05-24-2007, 11:18 PM   #8 (permalink)

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Gotta weed out the stupids some how.

In all seriousness though, I do agree that it is somewhat stupid to somehow be able to think that just because kids in classes who can do their work then somehow that means they can be placed in roughly the same class but do the same or even harder work in less time.



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